Ganonic Grimoire (Social) - Commiseration and Hierarchy

[Heartstring]

Most bikes are broken.

But ye, Bowser Bike & Mach Bike takes the price.
Makes the game so unbalanced.

no, dont be banning them XD
and for the record ive seen plenty of people do well on oter bikes and karts, by brother is normally following closely behind me online with the dolphin dasher

 

[Supreme Dirt]

****ING BLUE SHELLS.

That is my opinion on being in first place in Mario Kart. Why the hell does the person in 12th need to gimp the guy in first?

 

[ToferTheHuman]

You could say the same thing about Bullet Bill's.

 

[Supreme Dirt]

Bullet Bills don't gay the person in First automatically.

 

[Heartstring]

You could say the same thing about Bullet Bill's.

now the WORST thing about bullet bills are when some guy is in bullet bill mode, and then someone else does lightning, and OH LOOK he keeps going DX
now rainclouds, they just ruin my day
'ok 3rd palce, ill just hope for a mushroom and take that there shortcut and get close to 1st
'cloud'
'FFFUUUUUUUUUUU'

 

[the king of murder]

If we play on Rainbow Road, you will all lose because I'm beast on RR. :D

 

[Heartstring]

If we play on Rainbow Road, you will all lose because I'm beast on RR. :D

sounds like a challenge
i would honestly say that rainbow road is the most fair track in the game, bar the first turn or so where anyone not a heavy gets bumped off the side

 

[smashkng]

Lol I'm really good in RR. I rarely fall unless I get forced to fall by items. I beat everyone who hasn't 9000+ VR with Rosalina + Bowser Bike. Only Blue Shells can prevent me from getting 1st against noobs and even then that isn't enough 90% of the time. The only important stats IMO are drift and speed with inside drifting and wheelie. All other stats can be compensated, although miniturbo is also quite useful. Bad acceleration can be fixed by pressing acceleration and brake buttons and hold them for like 2 seconds.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Bullet Bills don't gay the person in First automatically.

No, but they gay everyone else.

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

K fine I shall not use Bullet Bike. But I will use Quacker ;D

 

[the king of murder]

Bullet Bill is the Meta Knight of Mario Kart Wii and MK DS.

 

[smashkng]

Lol no that's Bowser Bike and Mach Bike. Bullet Bike doesn't have good enough max speed.

 

[the king of murder]

I actually meant the item.

 

[Heartstring]

Lol no that's Bowser Bike and Mach Bike. Bullet Bike doesn't have good enough max speed.

yet the highest tier character is a mini...in the bullet bike, think about that XD

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

But Bullet bike has the best drift in the game coupled with that great speed. Yet if you insist...

 

[Ugg]

Lol no that's Bowser Bike and Mach Bike. Bullet Bike doesn't have good enough max speed.

Flame Runner*?

 

[Exalted]

It's Flame Runner in the American version.

 

[Z1GMA]

But Bullet bike has the best drift in the game coupled with that great speed. Yet if you insist...

That's what I hate about those fast bikes.
They've got godly Top Speed, AND, they are godly at taking the sharp turns -_-

 

[Exalted]

It's even more annoying when everybody uses Daisy/Funky Kong because of the speed boost they give to their vehicles.

Personally, I prefer Bowser Bike + Dry Bowser/Mii.
I also like to use the Aeroglider with drifting set to Automatic.

 

[Sovereign]

That is all.

 

[Exalted]

Crash Bandicoot can enter my rectum anytime.

No homo.

 

[Sovereign]

Crash Bandicoot can enter my rectum anytime.

No homo.

While doing the Naughty Dog dance.

 

[the king of murder]

Crash Bandicoot can enter my rectum anytime.

No homo.

 

[Z1GMA]

Crash Team Racing was awesome.

But I have NO IDEA how they messed up Crash Nitro Kart that bad . . .
That game was unplayably horrible.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I love Crash Team Racing.

 

[Claire Diviner]

What about Diddy Kong Racing? That game was rather awesome. The N64 version, though, not the botched up DS remake. XD

 

[Z1GMA]

Diddy Kong Racing was great, too.

Party Racing was generally great during that Time Period.

 

[Heartstring]

crash team racing was always the boss, the only game i plaeyed during childhood

 

[Sovereign]

Ripper Roo all day, suckas! He had the greatest laugh, btw.

 

[Reim]

My favorite bike in MK-Wii is the Dolphin Dasher, can't help it.
However, if I feel like playing Funky Kong I can't resist but to use the Wario Bike.

 

[Z1GMA]

Super. Mario. Kart.
Oh, those times...

 

[Heartstring]

Ripper Roo all day, suckas! He had the greatest laugh, btw.

n-gin was my bro for that game. all the people at school thought they were so swish using penta with his 5/5 stats in everything
NOPE! im jsut gonig to beat you all by a whole lap with one of the worst chars there

its probably what started my love of low tier chars XD

 

[Supreme Dirt]

RIPPER ROO!

Also, Extreme G was pretty cool. Sure, didn't quite live up to other games of it's time.

Also, F-Zero X.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I was never really a big racing video game kid. I liked adventure games, and fighting games.
So I only know of CTR and Super Mario Kart.

 

[Claire Diviner]

My combo in MK Wii is either Baby Daisy on the Bullet Bike, or Rosalina on the Bowser Bike/Flamerunner. The latter of which is because I like Rosalina. She's hotter than Peach... even though I like Peach too. Mario, that lucky a**.

 

[Heartstring]

nah, daisy for hottest mario girl, easy XD

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I'm pretty sure it's Rosalina.

 

[Heartstring]

daisy
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/157/b/d/Summer_Daisy_by_SigurdHosenfeld.png

 

[ToferTheHuman]

http://s3-llnw-screenshots.wegame.com/6-9024275770814745/9024275770814745_l.png
Ro salina

 

[the king of murder]

You guys remind me of a group of fanboys who argued with each other who the hottest actress is. I giggled a bit there.