you know......ive neva been so insulted...we would 40 stock eveyrones crew....
thats why we ddint show to devotion..its like the reports of a hurricane coming through and eveyrone gets ready but then there isnt one....we had u scared wihtout even being there
Whoa! Isulted?! I'm pretty sure I complimented you. Apparently I haven't made my opinion of Epsilon, clear.
Epsilon Facts
1. Epsilon lost his viginity before his father
2. Epsilon doesn't have to use the bathroom, but he does it anyway, to show the toilet who's boss
3. Epsilon doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
4. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Epsilon allows to live.
5. Epsilon does not sleep. He waits.
6. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Epsion 3. Cancer
7. Epsilon once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
8.When Epsilon was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he down smashed the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
9.When Epsilon has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
10. Epsilon CAN believe it's not butter.
11.Epsilon invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
12. Epsilon can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
13. Epsilon once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
14. Epsilon doesn't read books. He stares them down untill they give him the information he wants.