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Zantetsu

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I Happen To Find This Hillarious. 2 Of My Friends Goin At It XD

There Fighting Over Link's Tunic Color. Enjoy

<Danno10398 [GX]> HA
<Danno10398 [GX]> WRONG COLOR
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> so?
<Danno10398 [GX]> k
<Danno10398 [GX]> **** U
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> it dunt matter
<Danno10398 [GX]> YES IT DOES
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> just pick
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> no it doesent x.x its just a texture
<Danno10398 [GX]> RED LINK IN RESERVED BY DSD
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> nobody is reserved by anyone
<Danno10398 [GX]> UH YEAH
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> did nintendo say its reserved?nope
<Danno10398 [GX]> does't have to be to say people might confuse u with me and i...MAY look like a nub
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> u can pick colors often but they arent reserved for you
<Danno10398 [GX]> THEN KEEP PICKING BLOO
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> no i wonna be red=P
<Danno10398 [GX]> 2 ****ING BAD
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> actually im doing that to teach u a lesson cuz ur acting spoiled
<Danno10398 [GX]> ...
<Danno10398 [GX]> just pick blue so we can fight
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> no i wonna be red link.i pick all colors and now its red link's turn
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> o btw this is being recorded so give in
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> its blackmail lmao
<Danno10398 [GX]> ...
<Danno10398 [GX]> if this is being recorded THEN BE BLUE SO WE WON'T GET CONFUSED
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> no im recording this idioticness to show ro
<Danno10398 [GX]> record this
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> im talking abodut the convo
<Danno10398 [GX]> IO NO U AINT
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> orly?
<Danno10398 [GX]> or i hack n0wn, yes i'm a haxor
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> n0wn is dead
<Danno10398 [GX]> the clan not the ****ing forum
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> and rrly this is being recorded, so stop making a deal over red link and ill stop =)
<Danno10398 [GX]> this isn't about red link anymore
<Danno10398 [GX]> it's about u c & p to Ro
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> then stop being a cry baby and lets continue the point of ssb, fun batling
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> no i only did this so u would stop
<Danno10398 [GX]> hmmm
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> if you do stop then i wont fight
<Danno10398 [GX]> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Danno10398 [GX]> now i actually try
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> sec
<Teh MasterlinkX(actually lishy> my mom...
<Danno10398 [GX]> DAMMIT
 

SmashThugZ

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* Johnny·MC joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Type /help for New Commands: 02-15-2007: SupraFast
* Akuyazi joined the game's partyline!
<Akuyazi> lol
<Johnny·MC> what's funny?
<Akuyazi> im having a good time just messing around?
<Akuyazi> and enjoyment comes with laughter
<Johnny·MC> k
<Akuyazi> why dont you like music
<Akuyazi> i feel bad for you
<Akuyazi> is this what you ndo all day?
<Akuyazi> play this game with no music
<Akuyazi> no interactions
<Akuyazi> man..
* Player 2 (Akuyazi) dropped from the current game.
<Johnny·MC> I listen to my own music
<Johnny·MC> pro guy
<Akuyazi> you have a horrible life
<Johnny·MC> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (Johnny·MC) dropped from the current game.
* Akuyazi left the game's partyline.
 

drummer_kid

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Messages
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ok im playin this "alright" luigi guy, and I 3 stock him

after the match he says "dont say this guy sucks just yet".......and he picks kirby.....

so i pick my main mario and own him and then he says "dude!!! howd you beat my Kirby!?!? no one beats my kirby!!!"
 

Zeee

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Young Hova in New york New York!!!
Can I get an encore, DO ya want moe.
Cooking raw wit da brooklyn boi.
So fa won last time i nee'd yall to rawr...
 

Volrec

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Queens, dont ask for meetups yet
u use controller! LOL u cheap ***

Yeah ERmac, im looking at you.

One time, I was playing against SG metroid, and I was using my mindgames to the MAX, and sandbagging. I mean, edgeguarding with tilts, EVERYTHING. He got so confused.

Met- It doesnt make sense..
Cerlov(at the time)- why?
Met- you know where I go, but you dont even seem like it. and your using the weakest moves!
Cerlov- Not in a violent mood..

Then when he beats me:
Met-gg
Cerlov- lol, you say gg when you win only?
Met- yup
 

Rupus

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*In game*
<']['îGèrßøMßz {Unit X +10}> GET THAT GAY **** OUTTA HERE
*Kicks*
*In top chat*
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Tiger, what was the last thing you said?
* *ø¤«satiro»¤ø* joined the partyline!
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I was on a different window >_>
* *ø¤«satiro»¤ø* left the partyline (r u looking at my ***?).
<-|- Ðar¦<IV|ööN -|-> Hi Meow
<']['îGèrßøMßz {Unit X +10}> i said..GET THAT GAY **** OUTTA HERE
- ']['îGèrßøMßz {Unit X +10} [Punished for SHOUTING!]
- A-HAH, ']['îGèrßøMßz {Unit X +10}, You are Muted for 7 minutes. Sucks to be you.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Owned.
<-|- Ðar¦<IV|ööN -|-> lol
 

Zantetsu

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God...These 2 stories happened in one day. Didnt copy and paste so i'l tell it how it kinda was

*I 4 stocked this guys kirby*
Noob1: OMG YOU CHEATER!!!! YOU CANT ATTACK ME WHILE IM TRYING TO SUCK YOU IN *Kirby Player*
Noob1 leaves the party line

Heres Another One

*BHLMRO Wins with 4 lifes left out of 5*
Noob2: OMG You Geek! I Bet you still live with your mom!
Noob2 leaves the party line

Uhh...I'm 13...Ya i still live with my parents. the funny thing is... That guy was probley an adult. XD
 

Zantetsu

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*In game*
<']['îGèrßøMßz {Unit X +10}> GET THAT GAY **** OUTTA HERE
*Kicks*
*In top chat*
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Tiger, what was the last thing you said?
* *ø¤«satiro»¤ø* joined the partyline!
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I was on a different window >_>
* *ø¤«satiro»¤ø* left the partyline (r u looking at my ***?).
<-|- Ðar¦<IV|ööN -|-> Hi Meow
<']['îGèrßøMßz {Unit X +10}> i said..GET THAT GAY **** OUTTA HERE
- ']['îGèrßøMßz {Unit X +10} [Punished for SHOUTING!]
- A-HAH, ']['îGèrßøMßz {Unit X +10}, You are Muted for 7 minutes. Sucks to be you.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Owned.
<-|- Ðar¦<IV|ööN -|-> lol
XD Nice prank but...Tigerbombz is my tag partner XD
 

greenblob

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Apparently it's fashionable to assume what your opponent's sexual orientation is.

* greenblob joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Type /help for New Commands: 02-15-2007: SupraFast
<greenblob> /maxusers 2
<Server> Room's Capacity: 2 player(s)
* Rampage joined the game's partyline!
<Rampage> more?
<Rampage> **** you're a gay ***
<greenblob> um...no
<Rampage> ******
<greenblob> scrubbing isn't allowed here
<Rampage> You're still gay
<Rampage> what's scrubbin?
<greenblob> thinking that "cheapness" exists
<Rampage> nothing about cheapness fagg
<Rampage> i just his you're gay6
<Rampage> Okay that was just being a lil *****
* Player 2 (Rampage) dropped from the current game.
* Rampage left the game's partyline.
 

Frey

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lol its kinda sad since as i know most of you guys dont rub it in if you win, so its the n00bies coming in that are ruining it. If i lose i always say gg, because you learn from your enemy.
 

Nephiros

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* yes left the game's partyline.
* yes joined the game's partyline!
<††·º|S·G|º Roxas {C-5}·††> no
<yes> maybe
* yes left the game's partyline.
<††·º|S·G|º Roxas {C-5}·††> the end
 

SuPeRbOoM

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<††·º|S·G|º Nephiros{C-2}·††> start game -> lose game -> become emo -> discover the beauty of kirby -> start game -> cheap game
 

Lord Kirby

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i could just make videos out of my funny moments...there was probably about as much as 200 now

most of it, they gotz le ownt T_T
 

multijack

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* (about 10 random noobs) joined the game's partyline!
* (about 10 random noobs) left the game's partyline.

that wasn't his real name, just 10 random noobs join and leave. with nothign to do
i dont have big ping. just 31
i hate when noobs join and leave. SO FLIPPEN ANNOYING
 

multijack

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Messages
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* §tàÑ MãRsH joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Type /help for New Commands: 02-15-2007: SupraFast
* JustaPnoy joined the game's partyline!
<JustaPnoy> mindgamed
* I HATE MY LIFE joined the game's partyline!
<§tàÑ MãRsH> hio
<§tàÑ MãRsH> are you emo?
<JustaPnoy> i hate ur life too
<JustaPnoy> i think we should 2v1 him
 

Rupus

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* Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-} joined the game's partyline!
<zoro> u r a clan and you aint even goo
<zoro> omg chooose
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Lmfao, don't even start to call other people "Not goo"
<zoro> you know what i mean iiot
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> What's an "Iiot"?
*He pauses the game when he has 1 stock left and high percent*
<zoro> i
<zoro> d
<zoro> i
<zoro> o
<zoro> t
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Ok.
<zoro> you know what to do
<zoro> haha
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I do, I've been doing it for the past 4 lives.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Kicking your ***.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Unpause then?
<zoro> hahaha
<zoro> meowemowmeow
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Come on then.
*He posts comments in the top chat such as "Meowkitty got owned" "I owned his gay ***"
<zoro> meowmeowmewo
<zoro> hello kitty
<zoro> you are soso cute
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> You realise you just said "You are so cute" to a gay man?
<zoro> isnt that what you d like to hear
<zoro> u ******
<zoro> lol
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Not from you.
<zoro> well you know what
<zoro> you probably got molest
<zoro> ed when you were a chil
<zoro> d
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Oh did I? Oh, that's nice.
<zoro> nice?
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Now if you'd like to unpause, you can continue owning me.
<zoro> you think thats nice? hahha
<zoro> okay
<zoro> i already owned u
<zoro> no need to cause more harm
<zoro> :)
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Not yet.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> When the match is over, you will have.
<zoro> rofl you need to listen to me
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> No, I don't
<zoro> i have the control
<zoro> total power
<zoro> over the game
<zoro> in case you didnt notice
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I think this is some twisted april fool's joke
<zoro> ha
<zoro> its past that my friend
<zoro> this is a nightmare
<zoro> a psychological torture per se
<zoro> and you are the victim!
<zoro> haha
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> That's nice.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Oh I see
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I get your plan now
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Try to pause until the other person leave
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Leaves*
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> And then say they got owned.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Nice.
<zoro> wow
<zoro> you are totoally
<zoro> wrong!
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Oh, ok then, let's continue.
*About 10 minutes now, and yes, it's still paused.*
<zoro> its all about feelings my friend
<zoro> right now im happy
<zoro> and you are not
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I'm feeling pretty happy right now,
<zoro> Im in control
<zoro> you are not
<zoro> you want something I have
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> No, I don't
<zoro> thats is what i wanted
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I really don't.
<zoro> and i have it
<zoro> and i shall stay this way
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> If there's anything I wanted from you, it's your ability to be a total *******.
<zoro> as long as my internet connection stays
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> So that I could get rid of it, and you'd have friends.
<zoro> and you on the other hand
<zoro> are helpless
<zoro> thats what i want
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Not really
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> As I can simply copy and paste this chat
<zoro> ok
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> And tell everyone here about how you don't play
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> And then no one will ever play with you
<zoro> good luck pasting all this crap
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Already done, my friend.
<zoro> and make sure you format it too
<zoro> lol
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> No no, it's fine like this.
<zoro> and hopefull some how
<zoro> people will recognize that you are the victim
<zoro> ohhh
<zoro> you are sooo sad
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Somehow being the keyword, there.
<zoro> i think my point has being effectively crossed
<zoro> I could care less about my grammar
<zoro> rofl!
<zoro> this is fun isnt it
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Yes, it's enjoyable.
<zoro> mmm
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Seriously, that's your point?
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> That you could care less about your grammar?
<zoro> just living the dream
<zoro> lalalallalla
<zoro> see bad grammar
<zoro> still effective
<zoro> hahhehhahahhahaha
<zoro> wowowoowoowowow
<zoro> yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowowoowow
<zoro> beg me to unpause!
<zoro> lol
*He unpauses for a fraction of a second*
<zoro> did you catch that
<zoro> you missed out man
<zoro> hahahha
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I'm not begging you to do anything "Man".
<zoro> so you changed your mind
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Did I?
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I don't think I did.
<zoro> let me remind you
<zoro> <Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Now if you'd like to unpause, you can continue owning me.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Yes, so?
<zoro> if you cant see a shift of mind phase there you are a *******
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> No, you can't.
<zoro> its very basic
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I first asked you to unpause.
<zoro> denial denial denial = > acceptance
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Oh, right.
<zoro> kind like death or an act of ****
<zoro> however you interprete it
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Oh, yes, ok.
<zoro> glad we cleared that outta the way :)
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I'm sorry?
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> How's that cleared out of the way?
<zoro> why are you sorry
<zoro> lol
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> I didn't understand you
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> That's why I'm sorry.
*20 minutes, now*
<Server> NHL94 ROCKS moreppl should paly it
<zoro> its good to remine innocent
<zoro> sometimes the truth hurts i can understand
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> And which truth would this be?
<zoro> POWER!
<zoro> GLORY!
<zoro> CONTROL!
<zoro> WOW
<zoro> ALL FOR ME
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> That's nice.
<zoro> THANK YOU
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Now if only you could have them....
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> That'd be excellent.
<zoro> WOW
<zoro> BRITISH PPL ARE SOO WEIRD
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> ...When did I ever say I was British?
*I had not mentioned this up until now*
<zoro> WHAT R U
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> No, you said I was British.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Why did you say that?
<zoro> WHAT R U
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Why did you say I was British?
<zoro> WHAT R U
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Oh, that's mature.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> You know what, I think I've had enough now.
<zoro> ITS ABOUT TIME
<zoro> ROFL!
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Really?
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Why's it about time?
<zoro> IM SURPRISE THAT U EVEN LASTED THIS LONG
<zoro> THATS GOTTA BE A RECORD
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Oh, you do this often then?
<zoro> YOU MUST VE TAKEN MATTER VERY PERSONALLY
<zoro> GAY PPL SURE HAVE STRONG PERSONALITY
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Right, ok.
<zoro> OK
<zoro> THE MAGIC NEVER ENDS
<zoro> OR DOES IT
<zoro> LOL
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> With you, the magic never even started.
<zoro> OF COURSE YOU CANT FEEL THE MAGIC
<zoro> OH ONLY IF U COULD BE IN MY POSTION NOW
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> And why is that?
<zoro> U WOULDNT UNDERSTAND
<zoro> LOL
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Try and make me.
<zoro> U SOUND REALLY GAY
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Oh, do I?
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Ok.
<zoro> I THINK ITS TIME STOP TALKING TO A HOMO
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> To be honest, I don't really mind.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Is it? Ok.
<zoro> OK
<zoro> TIME TO END
<zoro> THIS CHAT
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Go on then.
<zoro> *notice i didnt say the game LOLOLOLOL
<zoro> GOOD BYE
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Oh, how cunning.
<Meowkitty007 {-iBBi-}> Good bye.
*He does nothing, except rotate the camera on the PJ64k screen*
*I leave the game after roughly 30 minutes of this*
*He takes a while to notice*

<zoro> I AM HAN SOLO
<zoro> i am also a JEDI KNIGHT
<zoro> feel my force acting on your vaginna
....Riiiight.
 

Zantetsu

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Messages
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<Clotoos> joined the game's partyline!
<BHLMRO/\|TB|/\> Hey
<Clotoos> i hope ur good because iv been playing noobs all day!
<BHLMRO/\|TB|/\> Ok...
* I Started the game and he chooses kirby. We are now at the choose your peoplz screen *
<BHLMRO/\|TB|/\> Ok my question is...hows ur style on kirby?
<Clotoos> PRO'S DONT TELL HOW THEY PLAY!
<BHLMRO/\|TB|/\> Ok calm down there skippy...I'l figure it out on my own
* We start playing and sometime during the game we are far from eachother and im shdl'ing like 50% of the time and there he is just jumping. The game ends and he gets 4 stocked *
<BHLMRO/\|TB|/\> Wow...there must be ALOT of noobs in kaillria to get beatin by YOU ALL DAY.
<Clotoos> YOUR A ****IN HACKER!!!!!!!!!
<BHLMRO/\|TB|/\> And how is that?
<Clotoos> YOU MADE YOUR HOPS SHORT SO YOU COULD HIT MY KIRBY! KIRBY IS GOOD FOR BEING SMALL SO YOU CAN AVOID THE OTHER PLAYER! THATS WHY HE'S ON HIGH TIER!
<BHLMRO/\|TB|/\> Woh woh woh woh woh...You know what a tier list is and you dont know what short hopping is?
<Clotoos> NO SUCH THING!
* Clotoos says in the lobby "BHLMRO IS A HACKER! WATCH OUT! HE CAN SHORTEN HIS HOPS! *
<Clotoos> left the game's partyline!
Kaillria now a day is full of people like this...It will never stop...:(
 

JaimeHR

Smash Ace
Joined
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Messages
912
Location
Mexicali, Baja California, Mexico
Just played some guy who said he owns everyone, and so this is the result:

* JaimeHR·MC joined the game's partyline!
* çå|\/|ü§ joined the game's partyline!
* Da Champ joined the game's partyline!
* Da Champ left the game's partyline.
* IkickyoASSson! joined the game's partyline!
<IkickyoASSson!> kick me!
<JaimeHR·MC> k
<JaimeHR·MC> rdy?
<IkickyoASSson!> pfft ill pwn yo ***
<IkickyoASSson!> ness pwns u
-match starts, after he's about to get 5 stocked, he drops on the last stock-
* Player 3 (IkickyoASSson!) dropped from the current game.
<IkickyoASSson!> oops lost connection
-he says he lost connection but when someone really does, the game pauses for a while and then the server says who got "desynched" (this really means that you lost conneciton tough)-
<çå|\/|ü§> JA JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<JaimeHR·MC> it said you dropped
<çå|\/|ü§> indeed it did
<IkickyoASSson!> no I lost connection
<çå|\/|ü§> you got scared
<IkickyoASSson!> NO
<JaimeHR·MC> when you lost conneciton the server says it
<IkickyoASSson!> I never get scared
<çå|\/|ü§> pinche jaime te la rifas pa callar a la gente wey haha xD
<JaimeHR·MC> xP
<JaimeHR·MC> gg anyway
<JaimeHR·MC> þ0CLOSE
* Player 2 (çå|\/|ü§) dropped from the current game.
<JaimeHR·MC> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (JaimeHR·MC) dropped from the current game.
<IkickyoASSson!> you suck anyway I was desync
<IkickyoASSson!> :|
<JaimeHR·MC> yeah right
<çå|\/|ü§> poser
<IkickyoASSson!> pfft
<IkickyoASSson!> im better than you
<JaimeHR·MC> wana try another server?
<IkickyoASSson!> no
<IkickyoASSson!> I have to go eat now
<JaimeHR·MC> kk
* IkickyoASSson! left the game's partyline.
<çå|\/|ü§> HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
<JaimeHR·MC> xP
<çå|\/|ü§> el vaaato " i lost connection"
<çå|\/|ü§> hahaha
 

Lord Kirby

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Joined
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Messages
255
here's a good one.

[Connecting...]
*10 min. later...
Did something just happen?
*Cancel
[Connected. Logging in...]
*30 min. later...
hmm...
*In lobby
omgglypuff that took too long.

(this actually happened to me before)
 

zero212

Smash Apprentice
Joined
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Messages
129
Location
The Netherlands
* Zero212 joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Type /help for Game Commands!
* .::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::. joined the game's partyline!
<Zero212> /maxusers 2
<Server> Room's Capacity: 2 player(s)
<Zero212> /maxping 110
<Server> Max Ping has been set to 110
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> ****...
<Zero212> something wrong?
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> max ping 110
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> you looked mine?
<Zero212> oh hah
<Zero212> well if you dont lag
<Zero212> i dont mind
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> i dont lag that bad
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> kaillera makes it high
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> hey , thanks ^^
<Zero212> as long it isnt reaching 40 fps it's fine
<Zero212> yeah i do 110 ping to keep out the real laggers
<Zero212> woops
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> lol
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> dude , this world is too little
<Zero212> yeah my bad
<Zero212> i left the cheat on
<Zero212> wow my mind games own
<Zero212> gg!
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> quit the chet now
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> i did that on purpose -_-
<Zero212> lets do dreamland then ^_^
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> noo !!!
<Zero212> wtf
<Zero212> reset
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> -_-
<Zero212> i got owned :(
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> my sexual body makes all men crazy xD
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> wow , you re a camper
<Zero212> wah?
<Zero212> i'm just a defensive player:(
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> is the type of player that dont use close combat
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> is not defensive
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> to be honest
<Zero212> oh well lets go
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> only noob do that :/
<Zero212> ii dont really care either way
<Zero212> whatever
<Zero212> just play man
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> jsut no
* Player 2 (.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.) dropped from the current game.
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> whatever
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> call em a noob
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> me
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> if you want
<.::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::.> i dont care
* .::(D)emyx(Unit X +7)::. left the game's partyline.

well it was samus vs mario and i was kinda owning him he tried to run all the time to charge up his beam. and i was using my fireballs to aproach him. funny thing is for me he calles me a camper while he runs and charges up his beam all the time.
 

SmashThugZ

Smash Journeyman
Joined
May 12, 2006
Messages
422
k, I got a new one!
fresh off kaillera

* Johnny·MC joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Type /help for Game Commands!
* Beast joined the game's partyline!
<Beast> hi
<Johnny∙MC> hi
*Yoshi vs Link*; my Yoshi wins
<Beast> wow
*Yoshi vs Samus*; my Yoshi wins
<Beast> dam
<Beast> you must play this all day
<Johnny∙MC> k
<Johnny∙MC> if you beat me, you're pro, if I beat you, I play this all day and have no life
<Johnny∙MC> right?
*Link vs Samus*; my Link wins
<Beast> be linl
*Falcon vs Samus*; my Falcon wins
<Beast> be link
*Link vs Samus*; my Link wins
*Samus vs Samus*; his Samus wins
<Beast> well
<Beast> i guess that proves it
<Beast> i have the best samus
<Johnny∙MC> k
<Beast> u ok
<Beast> u ight dawg
*Samus vs Samus*; my Samus wins
<Beast> shutup
<Johnny∙MC> I guess your Samus isn't all that
<Beast> she is
*Samus vs DK*; my Samus wins
*DK vs Samus*; my DK wins
<Johnny∙MC> I guess your Samus really isn't all that then
<Beast> shutup
<Johnny∙MC> my Samus beat your DK but your Samus didn't beat my DK
<Beast> not everyone could beat her
<Beast> only you so far
<Johnny∙MC> Maybe you should just be quiet and play next time
<Johnny∙MC> Dont think you're all that just cause you can beat a few people
<Johnny∙MC> I'll be sure to add you to my ****list
<Johnny·MC> þ0CLOSE
<Beast> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (Johnny·MC) dropped from the current game.
* Player 2 (Beast) dropped from the current game.
* Beast left the game's partyline.
 

Klowne

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Sep 1, 2006
Messages
316
<random person> gg
<Klown> gg
<random person> gg
<Klown> gg
<random person> gg
<Klown> gg
<random person> gg
<Klown> gg
<random person> gg
<Klown> gg
<random person> gg
<Klown> gg
<random person> gg
<Klown> gg
<random person> gg
<Klown> gg
<random person> gg
<Klown> gg

^-- That one happens alot, i find it a bit silly to say 'gg' after every single match, but sure okay i'll play along if it keeps things friendly

I also remember someone playing a close match against my DK (i THINK he won), then after the match ended he said something along the lines of "you annoy me, bye" and kicked me. I don't remember his name, but yeah, curious
 

Dylan_Tnga

Smash Master
Joined
Feb 19, 2007
Messages
4,644
Location
Montreal Canada
*some newb enters game*
we play like 2 games (he uses falcon worse than a comp)

him: dude stop f-cking hacking
me: what? im not hacking
him: yea then how the hell are you beating me
me: well, maybe kuz im better than you
him: no, your not, i am better than everyone I know
me: that doesnt mean the people you play online are worse than you too
him: yea but how did I not kill you once?
me: im telling you, you have more training to do
him: hacker
him: i'll play you again if you stop hacking
me: dude, im telling you, i dont hack and if you don't believe me then fine
him: your jumps were really small. i cant do that. which means you were hacking.
me: umm...im not even going to respond to that

him: exactly you f-cking hacker
*leaves*

LMFAO!!!! thats my fave.
 

JaimeHR

Smash Ace
Joined
Oct 25, 2005
Messages
912
Location
Mexicali, Baja California, Mexico
just played some weird guy.

He picked Pikachu and i was C. Falcon, after i did a combo on him he just stopped moving, bleh.

* JaimeHR·MC joined the game's partyline!
<code> wow what r u in? =/
*after taking his first stock*
<code> lol ur the same move cheap ness type
*then he just mess arround and stop playing, i should add that i did noticed before he said...*
<code> so uve noticed im not doing anything now have you XD
<code> lmao
<code> u like how c falcons air moves are as strong as a smash hit?
*after this i thought "ok he thinks falcon is cheap, so let's be pika too"*
<code> lol
<code> since when am i player 1 ? O_o
*he seemed to start playing seriously so i did some utilt combos, then on his third stock he stops playing again...*
<code> ah its raining like autofire...
<code> /detectautofire 5
<Server> All players must drop the game to change settings!
* Player 2 (JaimeHR·MC) dropped from the current game.
<code> þ0CLOSE
<code> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (code) dropped from the current game.
* Zyon joined the game's partyline!
 

Lawrencelot

Smash Lord
Joined
Jun 18, 2006
Messages
1,434
Location
Rotterdam/Terneuzen, Holland, Europe
* Lawrencelot-[€S] joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Help: EmuLinkerSF_ v58.9: 08-02-2008
* Nylez joined the game's partyline!
* Nylez left the game's partyline.
* Nylez joined the game's partyline!
<Server> P1 Delay = 3 (3 frame delay)
<Server> P2 Delay = 2 (2 frame delay)
<Nylez> omg
<Nylez> pff
<Nylez> I hate combo'ers
* Player 2 (Nylez) dropped from the current game.
<Lawrencelot-[€S]> lol
* Nylez left the game's partyline.
<Lawrencelot-[€S]> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (Lawrencelot-[€S]) dropped from the current game.


digging up old thread.
 

Frogles

Smash Ace
Joined
Dec 14, 2006
Messages
536
Location
kuz's house
Man, people are rude lately in kaillera. Whenever I win using my homo tactics (abuse throws!!) with Donkey Kong I get bashed on by at least 30% of my victims. Some people say that i need to L2P and get really pissed and leave while some others call me derogatory terms because of my name. It is hilarious

The most memorable moment though is when I was called the "groper"



By the way, I am Best Donkey Kong in Emularena Grounds! This just proves that homo tactics are the way to win
lol i remember this post
 
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