Zamus: Let's see now...Bla bla bla mordor bla bla Sauron bla bla One ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them.
Dk: Wait, i'm Sauron? PIMPIN!
Zamus: Didn't you read the books? All you do is sit in a tower and blink at people. Now get moving, ring-bearer.
Kirby: This doesn't look like a ring.
Zamus. It's a ring.
Kirby: It looks more like a...
Zamus: We couldn't find a hole. Now skip to the good part.
Kirby: Good part?
Goblin: BLAAAAARRGH!
Kirby: I HATE THIS PART!!
Zamus: Hurry, you must protect the ring! It's vital to...
Kirby: What, now you're Galadriel AND Legolas? What happened to Link?
Goblin: I ATE HIM!!! BLAAAAAARRRGH!
Mario: YOU! SHALL! NOT!
PAAAAAAAASS!!!
KABOOOM!
Goblin: BLLLAAAAAaaaaaa...i'mnomatch...
Mario: Ha!
THAT is why I'm-a number one!
Kirby: That's great. Really. Wonderful.
Mario: Isn't it? I mean, in the movie, that guy got dragged down by the whip, but I was all like...
Kirby: I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BRIDGE, YOU ***!!