Lucario: Link, I've got something to tell you.
Link: What?
Lucario: Well... Last night...
Lucario:
Link: She has a...
Lucario: Well I wouldn't say
she.
*Link jumps off a ledge*
Link: What am I thinking? I've got other things to live for!
Link: Uh-Oh...
Donkey Kong: Holy Crap, I should tell somebody about this!
DK: Outta my way, I've gotta tell Link's girlfriend!
Mario: Yeah...
Wario:
Girlfriend...
DK: Huh?
Mario: Nothing.
DK:Tell me, or I'll start playing crappy bongo music!
Wario: Your bluffing!
Mario: You wouldn't...
DK: Watch me!
Mario: Oh God, it sounds like a cat strangling a hobo!
Wario: We still won't talk, we promised Lucario we wouldn't say anything.
DK: Fine then, SNIFF MA PITS!
Wario:
We'll tell you every thing!
*One brief explanation later*
DK: Why would Lucario care so much about people hearing about that?
Wario: He accidentally felt a transvestite's "stuff", that's not the kind of thing you want other people to find out.
DK: Why did he tell you guys?
Wario: He probably felt the need to tell someone, and we're friends so he must have thought we wouldn't tell anyone...
Mario: ...and we wouldn't have if you hadn't tortured us!
DK: Hold up, since when are you guys friends with Lucario?
Mario: It's a long, boring story.
Wario: We wouldn't wanna bore you with the details.
Fox: Man, Falco's gonna bust a gut when he hears this!
Mario: Squeal and your fried!
Fox: Fried?
Mario: I'm sure you've never had fox meat, but it's delicious.
Fox: *Gulp*
Wario: You've never had fox meat either...
Mario: Shuddup, I'm trying to sound menacing!
Fox: You guys won't beat me.
Mario: Why's that?
Fox: I've got the-
Fox: -HEAD BUTT!
Wario: I was expecting a Landmaster.
Landmaster: You rang?
Wario: This is ridiculous, I'm outta here!
Mario: Not so fast, you
know what'll happen if anyone finds out what happened...
Wario: I think so.
Mario: ...and I don't think you want to clean up all the uncooked shrimp and melted bakers chocolate.
Wario: No, I would rather not.
Mario: Then we had better- were did they go?
Fox: You're the coolest Transformer ever ROB64!
Mario: I'll go find help in Smashville, you track down Fox!
Wario: Aight, I'm off.
Wario: Get over here!
Fox: HOSHI-
Mario: Alright, where's Kirby? I'm sure he'll help out-
*CRASH*
Mario: -MAMA MIA!
Fox: Huh, I surrounded by talking animals... FINALLY!
Fox:
You're here?
Fox: No one messes with my heaven on earth!
Mario: Where's Wario when you need him?
Luigi: Probably in a strip club.
Mario: Luigi, you've come to help me!
Luigi: That's
Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
Mario: Don't make me back-hand you.
Luigi: That's it, your dog food!
Mario: Ow!
Fox: Well, I'm gonna go tell Falco-
Lucario: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Fox!
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This/\ was the original SSE plot before the bus story!
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On a completely unrelated note...
Snake: I'm watching you pee!