Forum Fight 3: Resurrection

[LoneKonWolf]

"i'm a realist" kon replied harshly "you can all live in your delusional minds all you want, but someone has to make sure we all live to see eachother next time"

"and for the record, the first time we met, you almost got me killed. . . twice, one for a death sentence, and another for the incident after the court house"

"i'm right now being generous" he said in a lighter tone than usual "cause if i had it my way, i would of ripped you in shreds by now"

"thank the knowledge of my sister for your life" he ended with humph

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"And I'm sorry for almost getting you killed those two times, Kon.", he says, "If I knew you were Katt's brother before seeing her as the guards dragged me back in, I'd have handled things much more differently."

 

[LoneKonWolf]

kon waited to respond, thinking heavily over the course of the last 3 days

eventually he responded with his usual tic "tch, apology accepted" and looks in the distance away from unikorn

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"So...you said something about running away...", says Uni, trying to get a new conversation subject.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"hmm?" curious at the new line of subject

"uh, ya. . ." admitting to the truth

"fact is after all that has happened me and katt now have a target on your head, your documents proved as much"

"george is also going to tag along for being an accomplish to a criminal, being a plushie he doesn't really have much to go, so he's sort of sticking around with us for awhile"

"theres also that thing named xiorey, he's been resting ever since we ran away from incident, and i can't exactly leave an injured person. . . thing laying around so i guess were taking him too"

"our first goal is probably to escape the country and try another one, or just keep on traveling till ways get parted. . ." continuing with his discussion of the plan

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"You'll probably refuse, but I'll ask anyway; can I tag along?", says Unikorn, "I...I just don't want to be alone with all those....all those nightmares"

 

[LoneKonWolf]

a moment passes without anything being said, fear starts to build in unikorn as the suspense builds

then finally a smirk appears on kon's face "i was about to ask when you get out of here" he said with a sly

"your good friends with katt. . . somehow. . ." responded with utter confusion to that statement

"and i'm worried if i were to leave you alone, you'll end up just offing yourself"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Thanks, Kon... Maybe you're less of an *** than I thought.", replies Unikorn, "I should probably get out very soon with some pills to control the nightmares."

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"call me an ass one more time and i'll throw you out the window" kon said while pointing to the second story window behind him

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Gotcha."

*a nurse comes in*

"Unikorn? You're good to go.", she says, "Just pass by the doctor's office for your medication first."

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"alright i'll leave you to your devices, just come to the camp, you know where it is" kon said while the nurse prompt him to leave

"we'll be leaving in the morning so get some rest" referring to the already sunset outside

"also" he saying on a final statement "don't cause anymore trouble for yourself and others"

*leaves the hospital*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*About an hour later, Unikorn left the building with a bottle of pills in his hand. He now walks his way to Kon's camp*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Upon arriving, he notices Katt, who was running towards him*

"Katt!"

*Glad to see Uni, all Katt managed to do was a hug*

"I'm glad to see you too...", admits Uni upon seeing a good friend again.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Uni then turns to Kon*

"So, when do we get out of this dump of a country, Kon?"

 

[Substitution]

"I dunno."

*lies on the floor staring at the ceiling*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Wasn't talking to you, George...", replies Uni, "Uh....you can stop with the hug, Katt. It's getting a little awkward..."

 

[Substitution]

"Or we'll be fine. Let the moonbeams guide as and everything will be okay!..." Claims George. Possibly hysterical over having half of his plush body be torn by Kon (they make great stress toys after all).

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Whoa! Looks like someone took a bite off of you! Are you okay?"

 

[Substitution]

"I am very just simply fine."
*slowly rocks back and forth*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"You sure about that?", asks Uni.

 

[Substitution]

"I firmly doubt so. So yes."
George begins to waddle in circles.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Which one of them used you as a chew toy?", askes Unikorn.

 

[Substitution]

"Chew toy schmew toy. Everyone is the same tree in my mind!..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Okay then... I'm just... I'm just gonna help Kon pack some stuff...", he said while backing away from George.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*goes help Kon pack some stuff, but there wasn't much left and Kon had his "go away" attitude*

 

[Substitution]

(George after being able to calm down)
"Look, I know you're mad at Kon, but can you at least try to be chipper for once?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"What? I'm not mad at him... he basically saved me from myself... I owe him one!", says Uni.

Spoiler: OOC

I actually meant for Kon to be the grumpy one, but it seems I worded it wrong

 

[Substitution]

"Well, why not try making amends with him?"

Spoiler

No it's fine. It's exactly what I was referring to.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Eh. I'll try when he's less grumpy.", he replied, "Besides, I think Katt wants to play..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*leaves to play with his Wolfen friend*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*A few minutes later, Uni looks at poor, lonely George*

"Hey George! Wanna play with us?", he asked.

*After asking the question, Uni hoped he would refuse; he realized that it would end up in a "let's chew the doll" situation*

 

[Substitution]

*notices the various knives*

"No, I'm fine."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Suit yourself. These games can be pretty fun once you know the rules though."

*Uni then kept on playing knife games with Katt*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*an hour of sharpened fun later*

"I wonder how's that Grizzlpaw guy...", wonders Uni.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

"No need to worry about me" A voice spoke in Uni's head

Xiroey seemed to materialize out of nowhere, his body literally coming out of the trees.

Uni was about to ask how he got there when his shadow suddenly just up and... walked away?

It waved at him, before morphing into a ball and rising out the ground, becoming the familiar purple sphere known as Gengar.

"G'morning mate" Gengar said with his usual grin.

 

[Substitution]

"Hi Xiroey! How was Limbo?" Exclaimed George.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Hey....you", replied Unikorn to Gengar.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Xiroey jumped

"W-waaah! Who!?" It took him a moment to realize the toy was talking to him

"Well I'll be... A talking substitute" He tilted his head, getting a better look at it "...half of one anyway".Here, this uhh... this might help"

He picked the substitue up, using heal pulse on it. In seconds the toy was whole and fully stuffed again.

"Gengar is this who--"

Xiroey turned around... To see Gengar on his knees, proposing to Unikorn

"Where have you been all my life" Gengar said, a tear in his eye

For the second time that day, Xiroey facepalmed.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Okay...what the **** is wrong with you?", replied Unikorn to Gengar.

 

[Substitution]

"That I am!" George says, all the while squeaking in joy over having a full body for once (which will most likely be torn later).