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oh john sah i kiss th groun at yo feet
no but seriously this is pretty damn legit and Varist is too salty. calm down.
no but seriously this is pretty damn legit and Varist is too salty. calm down.
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Finding John (found!)
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stabbedbyanipple
Smash Master
is there some kind of smashboards award we can nominate you for?
Shadic
Alakadoof?
Jonas
Smash Champion
The hedgehog squirming around in there mate?
Beat!
Smash Master
I'm glad I lived to see this post.
chamberlin
Smash Ace
Woooow.... After all these years the truth has been revealed.
To think that I was trained by John in the higher ways of this game. I am honored!
To think that I was trained by John in the higher ways of this game. I am honored!
Jonas
Smash Champion
He trained you to do what? Explaining your defeats?
chamberlin
Smash Ace
Na, the advanced techniques such as wavedashing, etc and overall how to be a decent player. He's actually pretty good at the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1FVaAXXMxg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1FVaAXXMxg
Jonas
Smash Champion
Yes, I know he's good. Just having a joke 
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ACE beat me in a MM immediately after I won the tourney we were both at. LOL
Sauce Boss
Smash Journeyman
Varist is a scrub, no one pay that cazzy any attention.
Thanos828
Smash Journeyman
4 Aces
Smash Ace
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Sames.
lol
My misconceptions have been broken; I used to think John was some ungodly level scrub who showed up to a tourney once, got *****, Johned, and ran away...never to be seen again.Yes, I know he's good. Just having a joke
john!
Smash Hero
the rumors about my johning are greatly exaggerated.
arbustos
Smash Journeyman
The Legend of John: John's Awakening to Construction at 6 AM
The Legend of John: Phantom Hits Screwed Me Over
The Legend of John: Twilight Sun Glare on the Screen
samox
Smash Journeyman
Hahah. Holy ****, didn't think we'd find him so fast. This update is already out of date!
Thanks a bunch for your input y'all - once again, it's the community that makes things happen. Smiley faces all around!
As long as he doesn't (wait for it) John his way out of an interview (EXPLOSIONS!), things will be swell!
It sounds like he's down like a clown though. ****, Apex is going to be too epic for me to handle. CAN'T WAIT.
More soon and much love.
Thanks a bunch for your input y'all - once again, it's the community that makes things happen. Smiley faces all around!
As long as he doesn't (wait for it) John his way out of an interview (EXPLOSIONS!), things will be swell!
It sounds like he's down like a clown though. ****, Apex is going to be too epic for me to handle. CAN'T WAIT.
More soon and much love.
Geenareeno
Smash Lord
Good ****. This is looking promising, glad my money is being put to good use.
kevo
Smash Journeyman
I was reading this thread in class and I almost burst out laughing during the lecture. Please have my children.
Rockenos
Smash Apprentice
Fun fact: I started laughing uncontrolably during class and my teacher sent me to the discipline office...
I showed it to the guy there and
He said "wtf is this nerd ****" and gave me detention
He probably wouldn't have if I didn't start laughing when I was explaining why I was laughing so hard earlier, because it sounded like Johns.
I heard the last John sighting was in Arkansas at one of the Cataclysm tourneys.
-ShadowPhoenix-
Smash Bash
already found him brah
crush
Smash Master
there should be a series called "the smash brothers" where we show how we found john. i hope we end up finding him.
CK Momentum
Smash Apprentice
My father's name is John and sometimes I wonder if he has a secret life. I think i'll ask him.
crush
Smash Master
your father lied to you. he's not a lawyer. he's not jewish.
Anth0ny
Smash Master
Legendary.
samox
Smash Journeyman
We have made contact.
t3h Icy
Smash Master
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Ewwwwwwww!We have made contact.
Mattnumbers
Smash Master
Unrelated but what show is this?
linkoninja
Smash Journeyman
I love this thread so much!
looooooool The Star King's post needs to go in the OP
and this thread MUST be stickied with a comment from the Legend himself.
looooooool The Star King's post needs to go in the OP
and this thread MUST be stickied with a comment from the Legend himself.
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Unrelated but
Mattnumbers: It's some show called Ninja Nonsense.
Mattnumbers: It's some show called Ninja Nonsense.
MikeHaggarTHAKJB
Smash Master
omfg john has been found?
i thought he was some kind of mythical creature
i thought he was some kind of mythical creature
Rockenos
Smash Apprentice
I thought John was a Pokemon...
Also, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina I've Been Playing and Thus Haven't Played Smash in a Long Time.
Also, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina I've Been Playing and Thus Haven't Played Smash in a Long Time.
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