Yuna-Maria
Smash Ace
SleepyK to me yesterday:
"Predictable Peach is predictable."
"Predictable Peach is predictable."
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Famous Melee Quotes
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Hibiki
Smash Apprentice
"You've gotta be wave****ting me."
CStick
Smash Lord
<Neo> DA dashing is when all of DA makes a dash for Snex's mom's p***y
<Neo> Then bang her in order of skill level
<m2k> sup ****
<Neo> I was at this party one time
<Neo> and the bathrooms were all full and ****
<Neo> so i took a piss in the guy's closet
"Dang Mofo you just got pwned by a game & watch. That's like a fall from grace or something"
I'll always love those
Chu: Alright, I'll go Y. link if you dont go shiek
Tope: Alright
Chu: cool *picks pikachu*
Tope: counter pick ****! *picks shiek*
Crowd: oooooh! Ahhhh! Dayuum!!!
Tope: Shut the **** up! nothing is happening!
Chu: My pika is too good
M2K: let's mm. Your pika vs my marth
Chu: **** you...
<Neo> Then bang her in order of skill level
<m2k> sup ****
<Neo> I was at this party one time
<Neo> and the bathrooms were all full and ****
<Neo> so i took a piss in the guy's closet
"Dang Mofo you just got pwned by a game & watch. That's like a fall from grace or something"
I'll always love those
Chu: Alright, I'll go Y. link if you dont go shiek
Tope: Alright
Chu: cool *picks pikachu*
Tope: counter pick ****! *picks shiek*
Crowd: oooooh! Ahhhh! Dayuum!!!
Tope: Shut the **** up! nothing is happening!
Chu: My pika is too good
M2K: let's mm. Your pika vs my marth
Chu: **** you...
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"WTF Marth!!! All he can do is be gay!!!" ~ My brother after being 3 stocked by my Marth >_>
"WHAT! How are you even... possible?!" - Me, after being 0-84%'d by a Falcon combo.
"WHAT! How are you even... possible?!" - Me, after being 0-84%'d by a Falcon combo.
NES n00b
Smash Master
Neo: "This game [Melee] is gay"
Zone
Smash Champion
This one was uber win when I first heard it.
*JIgglypuff rests some random dude in teams*
"WAke me up, wake me up, wake me up."
*Ganondorf partner walks up, and jabs and send jiggz halfway across the screen.*
"OW, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
"I'M GANONDORF!"
*JIgglypuff rests some random dude in teams*
"WAke me up, wake me up, wake me up."
*Ganondorf partner walks up, and jabs and send jiggz halfway across the screen.*
"OW, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
"I'M GANONDORF!"
Parker1006
Smash Journeyman
"oh!...oohoo!...OOOHH!!...finish it....YEAAHHHHHH!!!!! (HOLY ****! GET'EM!! GET'EM DARKRAIN!!!)"
-The crowd reaction to the Darkrain Combo at FC3.
"Grab. Dead."
-Luke(Bowser) vs Eddie (Fox) on Yoshi's story.
LOL, I got quoted. Good work Zone!
"Whoop that *** like Patrick Swazey in Road House!"
-Me at my first Melee tournament ever.
-The crowd reaction to the Darkrain Combo at FC3.
"Grab. Dead."
-Luke(Bowser) vs Eddie (Fox) on Yoshi's story.
LOL, I got quoted. Good work Zone!
"Whoop that *** like Patrick Swazey in Road House!"
-Me at my first Melee tournament ever.
Geist
Smash Master
"Forward came to my house the other day and ***** me. And I don't mean in melee. This is a desperate cry for help"
I cant remember who said that.
I cant remember who said that.
choknater
Smash Obsessed
"THERES ****IN' TWO OF 'EM!!!!" - Husband
ynnek123
Smash Ace
good ****.
NES n00b
Smash Master
If I remember Nite posted that once, but I am not sure he was the first one to do that. Then again, that might have been Tom/Yang.
-Wolfy-
Smash Champion
keeper
Smash Champion
Mah dude, MAH DUDE! Poop on 'em mah dude! *gibberish* ~Forward
True Ice
Smash Cadet
Random arguement between friends that led to:
"How about that statistic?"
This one made my friend very angry:
Team combo that we got lucky with and this followed
Me: PErfect, it went according to Plan.
IH: Accordin to Plan?!?!? What plan? Show me on paper this plan?
Me: That shouldn't happen?
IH: It just did.
Me: No, it didnt, the game is wrong!
"How about that statistic?"
This one made my friend very angry:
Team combo that we got lucky with and this followed
Me: PErfect, it went according to Plan.
IH: Accordin to Plan?!?!? What plan? Show me on paper this plan?
Me: That shouldn't happen?
IH: It just did.
Me: No, it didnt, the game is wrong!
Famous melee quotes... and or quotes from randoms?
Smooth Criminal
Da Cheef
Falco don't need no mindgames; that ***** has a gun!
-Captain Awesome
Smooth Criminal
-Captain Awesome
Smooth Criminal
Judo Chop Action Super Buddha
Smash Cadet
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chaingrab his ***! fc3
True Ice
Smash Cadet
Well we say these with a great deal of hilarity so to us they are in fact famous.
Yuna-Maria
Smash Ace
Did someone mention egg time already? Whatchu know about egg time? You don't know NOTHIN' about egg time!
greenblob
Smash Lord
"[blahblahblah] gay [blahblahblah]"
-Neo
Can we get a compilation of the best quotes on the front page?
-Neo
Can we get a compilation of the best quotes on the front page?
Yuna-Maria
Smash Ace
Melee needs more Samus-related quotes. I know, yeah, yeah, I don't play her, but I'm still one of her biggest fans(the official biggest Metroid fan on SRK no less).
Parker1006
Smash Journeyman
"this n!gga Mike-ul! Mike-uull Joorrrdaaan!!"
- KillaOR FC3
- KillaOR FC3
I'm almost positive he doesn't say Jordan.
Parker1006
Smash Journeyman
what exactly does he say?
everlasting yayuhzz
Smash Champion
Pretty sure he said Mikkkuhhh Gooordaaannn.
slartibartfast42
Smash Lord
You can't forget the announcer quotes:
"and ken gets taken out by his own cloud!"
"Azen's going to have a tough time in the loser's bracket." Then Azen wins...
That one time Wife (I think) and someone else were talking about if wobbling should be banned when chu takes one of azen's stocks with wobbling in the middle of the conversation.
"Oh man!" "Wap! Wap! Wap! Wap!" "PC Chis ain't takin none of that! He ain't takin none of that!" "This is why he's king!" and other assorted quotes from the announcer at Evo East 2007 who had no clue what he was talking about when it comes to smash.
"JV 4-stock!"
"and ken gets taken out by his own cloud!"
"Azen's going to have a tough time in the loser's bracket." Then Azen wins...
That one time Wife (I think) and someone else were talking about if wobbling should be banned when chu takes one of azen's stocks with wobbling in the middle of the conversation.
"Oh man!" "Wap! Wap! Wap! Wap!" "PC Chis ain't takin none of that! He ain't takin none of that!" "This is why he's king!" and other assorted quotes from the announcer at Evo East 2007 who had no clue what he was talking about when it comes to smash.
"JV 4-stock!"
RaynEX
Colonel RTSD
"BABY ISAAAAAAIII!!!"
-DA Dave @ Pound 3, cheering on Jman/Hax in doubles vs. Chu/Chillen.
-DA Dave @ Pound 3, cheering on Jman/Hax in doubles vs. Chu/Chillen.
BrawlLover
Smash Champion
Touch My Body! - Mariah Carey
-Wolfy-
Smash Champion
"Go back to your basement where you're best."-Snex
jugfingers
Smash Champion
yea I think it was gordan
True Ice
Smash Cadet
"God, I suck at MELEE!"
Psychoace
Smash Champion
"Man up on that, big boy" - killaor
Windmill of doom!
Where's my ****ing money!
Windmill of doom!
Where's my ****ing money!
LieutenantSerg
Smash Lord
"Dont get hit"
-Wolfy-
Smash Champion
You only get points if you can tell me who said that
Isai Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmyou Only Get Points If You Can Tell Me Who Said That
-Wolfy-
Smash Champion
Yessir!
Mecko loses, Brainjack wins.
No johns.
Mecko loses, Brainjack wins.
No johns.
LieutenantSerg
Smash Lord
life is a biznatch
Ethan.
Smash Ace
Hahaha, this isn't really a quote but W/E.
Many of you are probably familiar with the combo video by Tapion called "Isai, are you watching?" Well myself and eighteenspikes brooded over that question. We both were fortunate enough to go to FC: Diamond and so we actually did ask Isai if he watched Tapion's combo video. So we walk into this room where he's playing some friendlies and ask:
"Hey Isai, did you ever watch that combo video by Tapion? It's called 'Isai are you watching?'"
He looks at us like he's somewhat confused and just says:
"No."
Poor Tapion.
Many of you are probably familiar with the combo video by Tapion called "Isai, are you watching?" Well myself and eighteenspikes brooded over that question. We both were fortunate enough to go to FC: Diamond and so we actually did ask Isai if he watched Tapion's combo video. So we walk into this room where he's playing some friendlies and ask:
"Hey Isai, did you ever watch that combo video by Tapion? It's called 'Isai are you watching?'"
He looks at us like he's somewhat confused and just says:
"No."
Poor Tapion.
Stratford
Smash Champion
I'm gonna have to go with what Ken said during a match against Drephen.
"Don't worry, guys."
He also puts this line to use in Survivor Gabon.
"Don't worry, guys."
He also puts this line to use in Survivor Gabon.