E3 2010

[Lord Viper]

☆ Ghost Recon Future Soldier looks cool in my book, I thought Ubisoft would be all boring, lol. ☆

 

[Eternal Yoshi]

I prefer the large field over the sea anyday because you have more control. WW put up imaginary boundaries to prohibit you from going into sectors early, especially irritating in New Game Plus to the extreme that I didn't finish the second quest. >_<

Anyway, Lower your expectations everyone.

 

[Yaya]

Holy hell new ACTUAL RAYMAN.

SUCK IT YOU STUPID RABBITS

 

[kr3wman]

mania planet sounds realllllyyyy interesting.

 

[finalark]

Does anyone have links to the Microsoft and EA press conferences? I was helping a friend today and I can't seem to find them anywhere.

 

[Yaya]

Umm...

So, was that a game?

What...

WHAT WAS THAT UBISOFT

THE DANCING TO MICHAEL JACKSON WASN'T EVEN GOOD

 

[Luigitoilet]

I'll just dump this here for posterity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTYtH28esTg

 

[kr3wman]

http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/ea

http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/microsoft

 

[Jam Stunna]

Innergy- 1

BG&E- 0

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

 

[nevershootme]

child of eden is the best game out of the E3 lineup....

 

[BlackLightning90]

What the ****?
A new Michael Jackson game is launching by Ubisoft.

E3 is over for today. Can't wait to see 3DS tomorrow.

 

[Brawler1432]

I have to admit Ubisoft, you really got me this time. You got me genuinely excited for all those games and then ruined it with the Dance/Fight at the end.

 

[Fuelbi]

Whoa, Ubisoft can have my babies after Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

 

[Brawler1432]

Nintendo assassins are coming after you Ubisoft, they know you stole the Vitality sensor.

 

[Fuelbi]

I'm sure Altaïr ibn La-Ahad and Ezio Auditore da Firenze can take care of a fat plumber riding on a green dinosaur who's best ability is to swallow people whole

But even then, with their speed, they can just grab Yoshi's tongue and cut it off with their blades.

So Nintendo basically loses against them

 

[kr3wman]

Pretty sure Mario would outdo Altair and Ezio in both their games.

With more intuitive platforming and simpler/more responsive (14 years old) controls!

 

[Luigitoilet]

Ubisoft's conference was the worst thing I ever seen

 

[Yaya]

I'm sure Altaïr ibn La-Ahad and Ezio Auditore da Firenze can take care of a fat plumber riding on a green dinosaur who's best ability is to swallow people whole

But even then, with their speed, they can just grab Yoshi's tongue and cut it off with their blades.

So Nintendo basically loses against them

Your argument is invalid.

 

[Xyro77]

what game are we talking about?

 

[kr3wman]

Michael Jackson

 

[Xyro77]

Micheal Jackson

His games suck. Or at least the one one the genesis did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF89npFbn8g

 

[Luigitoilet]

Moonwalker wasn't that bad of a game. It was pretty fun for a while.

 

[kr3wman]

His games suck. Or at least the one one the genesis did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF89npFbn8g

no I mean the new game by Ubisoft.

 

[Xyro77]

Moonwalker wasn't that bad of a game. It was pretty fun for a while.

what really? i guess your the type that liked shaq fu too right? lol both are horrible imo

 

[Luigitoilet]

what really? i guess your the type that liked shaq fu too right? lol both are horrible imo

eh, Shaq Fu is way worse than Moonwalker. Moonwalker is weird and creepy but it's not terrible in every way like Shaq Fu.

 

[Eternal Yoshi]

Moonwalker's better.

Seriously, though there are some thing in the game that made me go "What?"

 

[Dragoomba]

Ubisoft's conference was the most disappointing thing ever.

I mean, I thought the conference was alright and all... but the ending:

HOLY **** A MOONWALKER SEQUEL? I MUST BE ****ING DREAMING PLEASE OH PLEASE BE A MOONWALKER SEQUEL (yes, I actually enjoyed that game for the Genesis).

No... not even ANY game out of that. Tt was just a dance to end the show. What really was the point of all that?

 

[Fuelbi]

Your argument is invalid.

My argument is not invalid

You know that Ezio now has cronies.

I'm sure with their massive numbers, PLUS the other Assassins, Samus would fall

 

[kr3wman]

I like how its the danceoff that ruined everything ubisoft had it going for it.

My argument is not invalid

You know that Ezio now has cronies.

I'm sure with their massive numbers, PLUS the other Assassins, Samus would fall

lol really. Have you played any Metroid games.

http://kotaku.com/5563519/there-is-a-new-michael-jackson-game

I mean dance games are pretty cool, and I already enjoy doing Michael's moves, so doing that, singing and a game keeping a score of how good im doing is like, whoah.

just kidding. Although I know this will sell like hotcakes.

 

[Fuelbi]

I like how its the danceoff that ruined everything ubisoft had it going for it.



lol really. Have you played any Metroid games.

Just because Samus has missiles and can blast off alien creatures, does not mean she knows what the meaning of stealth is.

Or if she knows, they are 10 times stealthier than her

 

[Xyro77]

Just because Samus has missiles and can blast off alien creatures, does not mean she knows what the meaning of stealth is.

Or if she knows, they are 10 times stealthier than her

You do realize she has x-ray visor that can see through walls and an echo visor that detects even the slightest noise.

Samus wins.

 

[Mewter]

My gosh. I just took a look at Shaq Fu, and it looks like the most awesome thing ever!
That would be so much fun to play.

@Roacherman: Samus can see ghosts, through walls, and tons of other junk because of her X-Ray visor.
Also, thermal visor.

 

[BlackLightning90]

I'm sure Altaïr ibn La-Ahad and Ezio Auditore da Firenze can take care of a fat plumber riding on a green dinosaur who's best ability is to swallow people whole

But even then, with their speed, they can just grab Yoshi's tongue and cut it off with their blades.

So Nintendo basically loses against them

But Nintendo has Smash Balls LOL

 

[Yaya]

You do realize she has x-ray visor that can see through walls and an echo visor that detects even the slightest noise.

Samus wins.

Not to mention all the training and athleticism she has....

 

[Xyro77]

Not to mention all the training and athleticism she has....

She is already faster and stronger than normal humans due to the chozo blood she recieved.

 

[kr3wman]

Were you talking about Splinter Cell or something?

'cause being stealthy in AC is like, sooo not rewarding.

And you don't look very stealthy at all, so you don't get that much feeling of satisfaction from hiding in a bunch of hookers, or just sitting on a bench.

real stealthy those assassins.

 

[Darkslash]

Guys stop going off topic please. This thread isn't about the space bounty hutner who steals the souls of her enimies to power her suit that can adapt to almost freaking any thing, versus a 16th century Italian boy who turns into a Assassin, almost singlehandly defeats a shadow orginization, and sleeps with several women in his life.


This is about E3, a gaming convention which showcases games and hardware that make us **** in out pants.

 

[Xyro77]

This is about E3, a gaming convention which showcases games and hardware that make us **** in out pants.

The ****ting of pants will happen tomorrow, kiddo

 

[F8AL]

Stay on topic guys, thanks.

 

[Fuelbi]

Ok so apparently I don't know the Metroid series as well I thought I had.

But I wanna see how Zero Suit Samus fares

This is about E3, a gaming convention which showcases games and hardware that make us **** in out pants.

Or cry in the case of TP