does her "sexiness" annoy you?

[fkacyan]

You guys are all overreacting, her boobs aren't massive and she is ugly as sin.

Ah, you poor deprived soul. I'm glad registering for that post has made you feel better.

Oh, wait.

 

[TigerWoods]

lol this is way too good XD

you can tell the majority of brawl players are men, no girl is ranting about how captain falcon wears spandex is there?

 

[Bouse]

lol this is way too good XD

you can tell the majority of brawl players are men, no girl is ranting about how captain falcon wears spandex is there?

Woah woah woah, I've advocated giving Captain Falcon a bigger package! I may be a guy but still... him and Snake are like the Chippendale's Dancers of Brawl. I don't know why you'd complain about that.

Personally I feel this thread is silly, obviously those things generate a small anti-gravity field. Which explains her insane jumping capabilities. She realized that in order to be tactically superior for Brawl, she had to gain jumping ability. Where is the place that teenage boys would question the least if it got bigger?

 

[TigerWoods]

Woah woah woah, I've advocated giving Captain Falcon a bigger package! I may be a guy but still... him and Snake are like the Chippendale's Dancers of Brawl. I don't know why you'd complain about that.

Personally I feel this thread is silly, obviously those things generate a small anti-gravity field. Which explains her insane jumping capabilities. She realized that in order to be tactically superior for Brawl, she had to gain jumping ability. Where is the place that teenage boys would question the least if it got bigger?

The thigh. They'd know shes been at the Mcdonalds recently.

 

[OmegaXXII]

Compare Ivy to Zamus. lol.
But, the advantage to having a sexy bunch of pixels is when you battle an immature 12 year old, you basically won the game. All they do is stare at the screen.

Ivy and Samus, do they even compare?, NO, are they both sexy?, yes, real?, no

 

[Kitamerby]

Zero Suit Samus would be alot sexier if she actually could use her aerials against grounded opponents. *cough*

I'm honestly more distracted playing MKs. His walk is just too hilarious to not laugh at.

 

[Barge]

Ill just throw this out there, something doesnt have to be real to be sexy. -coffimplantscoff-

 

[Darkurai]

Ill just throw this out there, something doesnt have to be real to be sexy. -coffimplantscoff-

Sad but true.

However one must draw a line when you are attracted to them.

 

[Bouse]

Sad but true.

However one must draw a line when you are attracted to them.

Mine and Daffy Duck's is a forbidden love, but a deep love nonetheless.

 

[Chromecatz]

Ah, you poor deprived soul. I'm glad registering for that post has made you feel better.

Oh, wait.

Thanks, It really did help ;D

 

[TigerWoods]

*sigh...no one laughed at my thigh comment above D=

 

[Muzga]

careful, i WORK at mcdonalds!

 

[Deleted member]

if zamus's looks annoy you then you should have told sakurai to make zelda look like zamus (from the neck down) lol :3

 

[Barge]

Careful, he'll get ronald mcdonald on your ***.

 

[Cancel]

I actually dont care how she looks as long as i beat people with her. o.o

 

[IsmaR]

6) If she was real, she would probably be a lesbian considering her power and might.

Quote for f**king truth.

you can tell the majority of brawl players are men, no girl is ranting about how captain falcon wears spandex is there?

I is a girl, and I agree with this statement. Then again, I am also a lesbian. *shrugs*

 

[gojira345]

Let's face it, being in good shape is one of the things that make women attractive.

If she wasn't attractive, she'd probably be in horrible, unrealistic shape.

 

[25%Cotton]

Let's face it, being in good shape is one of the things that make women attractive.

If she wasn't attractive, she'd probably be in horrible, unrealistic shape.

generally, highly fit girls like samus are pretty flat, by the way.

 

[TigerWoods]

generally, highly fit girls like samus are pretty flat, by the way.

The Serena Williams of USA tennis defies this. By alot.

 

[Kitamerby]

The Serena Williams of USA tennis defies this. By alot.

Serena Williams looks funny. Bad example.

Quote for f**king truth.

I is a girl, and I agree with this statement. Then again, I am also a lesbian. *shrugs*

You're lying. There ARE no girls on the internet. End of story.

generally, highly fit girls like samus are pretty flat, by the way.

Breasts are composed mostly of fat, so the more fat, the bigger the breasts. However, it is possible (and not that hard) to make it so that you are both fit and have large breasts.

Most athletes don't really care about large breasts, though, and just go for reducing fat altogether.

 

[ADHD]

She's not really that hot, maybe her body and her boobs and voice... but her face and hair isn't that great, maybe if she had wavey hair covering one of her eyes :D. Oh yeah, she needs to show some more skin plex

 

[SothE700k]

She's not really that hot, maybe her body and her boobs and voice... but her face and hair isn't that great, maybe if she had wavey hair covering one of her eyes :D. Oh yeah, she needs to show some more skin plex

A hot voice?! She sounds like an old woman! XP

 

[TigerWoods]

However cotton was saying highly fit girls are flat. Serena is fit(and ripped) and shes really really REALLY far from flat. (sometimes i wonder how she plays tennis with those 50 pound weights) Therefore Serena is a good example xD

 

[25%Cotton]

However cotton was saying highly fit girls are flat. Serena is fit(and ripped) and shes really really REALLY far from flat. (sometimes i wonder how she plays tennis with those 50 pound weights) Therefore Serena is a good example xD

notice i said "generally" in my post. of course, there are exceptions, but for the most part: flat.

 

[Stiyp.NewT]

Whenever we pause the game during a brawl for phone calls or other interruptions, my friend likes to move to Zamus and tell us how hot she is. "Look at insert sexy body part here" are common. So I would have to say, Zamus' "sexiness" is rather annoying.

 

[Dabuz]

why do peaople think shes hot so much or am i the only one who doesnt? who boobs drape sortof, her face is long and looks old without the wrinkles and her hair stlye is, blech, the only good thing about her is her body

 

[Miles.]

why do peaople think shes hot so much or am i the only one who doesnt? who boobs drape sortof, her face is long and looks old without the wrinkles and her hair stlye is, blech, the only good thing about her is her body

I am sorry I didnt notice her face, as I stare at her perfect body.

Jk.

Grow up its a video game. the only intelligent debate about her body is on it debasing her as a strong female character.

 

[J0RDY]

The problem with the design ZSS has, is that because of her 'Shape' lets say, she's lost respect that many Samus fans had. Sakurai could have made her just as elegant, without giving her those mangos. Now instead of people awing at her brilliant combat ability, they're awing a little lower...

 

[TigerWoods]

The problem with the design ZSS has, is that because of her 'Shape' lets say, she's lost respect that many Samus fans had. Sakurai could have made her just as elegant, without giving her those mangos. Now instead of people awing at her brilliant combat ability, they're awing a little lower...

more like watermelons....no exageration XD

 

[J0RDY]

watermelons grown will chemicals o.O

 

[indianunit]

Dude she's hot so what? Anyone who's complaining on this thread about her being hot is either gay or a woman (not saying I have anything against either of them). Just lay off, if someone feels like wooing at them then by all means let them.

 

[ZebraFrog]

Rules of business

Location
Location
Location

and

sex sells

 

[TigerWoods]

i know if you must watch the animated figure so be it.... i dont have a right to question what turns you on.... however im just saying....

SHES ANIMATED XD

 

[TheREALShadowChaos]

The problem with the design ZSS has, is that because of her 'Shape' lets say, she's lost respect that many Samus fans had. Sakurai could have made her just as elegant, without giving her those mangos. Now instead of people awing at her brilliant combat ability, they're awing a little lower...

Don't worry. Captain Falcon is faster and stronger than Zero Sluth Samus anyway.
Just remember to Show Ya Moves!

 

[Vodage]

As a Hentai fan, I believe I can say that Zelda is way hotter than Zamus. I mean the blonde with the huge breasts and the ponytail is just way overdone. Elf chicks, on the other hand, rule. Ok well technically she's "Hylian" but w/e she still looks like an elf chick. But if Zamus' hotness is really bothering you, go play Soul Calibur IV for a while, where every female character's melons jiggle every time they make the slightest movement. By the time you're done playing that game, Zamus won't phase you.

 

[TheREALShadowChaos]

Pikmins are hawter.

 

[Semmick]

Pikmins are hawter.

And ganondorf is much prettier

 

[ph00tbag]

As a Hentai fan...

First of all, wow.

Second of all, how does this give you authority on anything except maybe old prints of famous hentai doujin, to say nothing of sexiness?

 

[TheREALShadowChaos]

Pixels are just the smallet unit that compose the image of a television screen, computer monitor, or similar display. Real people can be displayed by pixels too. In which case, everyone who argues using pixels as a basis needs better justification.

Actually that is true. It is like a photograph where you also do not see the real thing but just an image of it. Would you know how many men hides dirty books below their bed.... ;-)

But it still is crazy because ZSS obviously looks fake. xD

 

[Bouse]

Pixels are just the smallet unit that compose the image of a television screen, computer monitor, or similar display. Real people can be displayed by pixels too. In which case, everyone who argues using pixels as a basis needs better justification.

1. The term, though terribly coined is in reference to the fact that Zero Suit Samus is in fact a fictional character, created through CGI. While some people have a massive problem with it, I really don't. A cartoon can be "sexy" or whatnot, it doesn't make you weird to think that. Hell it even has it's own terminology, schediaphilia. Allow me to make my point.

The best example I can think of from recent date is Jessica Rabbit. She's drawn with a very unrealistic body type, and appears to have that "come hither" look on her face every second of the day. Pen and paper animation, CGI, it's all the same thing. Yet some people take issue with it. Mainly because it seems wierd to be attracted to something intangible. To be honest, it's simply just a different venue of a modeling magazine or porn. It's just not an image of a living breathing human being. It's an image of a fictional character.

2. The true issue the Zero Suit mains have with these threads is the fact that these prepubescent kids decide to flood our forums with the worthless blabberings that ZSS is hot. You know what? She may very well be hot.
If your parents are on the computer and you just need something to beat off to...
Fine.
Do we want to hear about it?
No.