Dirtiest Player in the Game - Wario Social Thread

[DMG]

His nipples look like a medium sized pancake with a smaller pancake on top of it.

Which is sexy.

 

[Juno McGrath]

Guys.
I was thinking on posting some pics of the Wario Players. Is this allowed? If so I'm starting today with my pic.

3

GET *****.

 

[Juno McGrath]

When I go OOS to something big again, I challenge every Wario player there to Wario Dittos. We shall establish who is the best at the Wario ditto.

and so we shall.

me and BMX did no grab release first two stocks.

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

3

GET *****.

Is that your ear?

 

[PhantomX]

Why do people do that to their ears!? D:

 

[*JuriHan*]

3

GET *****.

Is that an ear ring or something else? o.O

 

[DMG]

It's an ear ring you place inside your ear to extend the ear lobes. It's actually a common tradition/thing in some African cultures (although some of them they wear heavy earrings on the outer part of the ear and extend the earlobes that way).

 

[*JuriHan*]

oh i c. BTW I got the Wario texture to work. It wasnt working right before because I assigned a normal Wario hack to a biker Wario model. GAHAHAHAHAAHA IMMA MASTURBATE SO HARD TO THIS NOW BRB

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

Why do people do that to their ears!? D:

OBv they don't care about getting a decent job in the future.

It's an ear ring you place inside your ear to extend the ear lobes. It's actually a common tradition/thing in some African cultures (although some of them they wear heavy earrings on the outer part of the ear and extend the earlobes that way).

This aint africa.

 

[Juno McGrath]

OBv they don't care about getting a decent job in the future.



This aint africa.

Well, stretching you ears is a spiritual thing. I have two succesful jobs that are perfectly fine with my ears.

Oh, and my GF loves it.

 

[Masky]

..........

 

[DMG]

Who is this washed up Wario?

I accept and embrace all washed up Warios.

 

[*JuriHan*]

OBv they don't care about getting a decent job in the future.

LMFAO xD

im typing this with one hAND btW, imdoing smething eelse witth m othr hand with myy Wii on

 

[Masky]

..........

 

[DMG]

Gmoney dang.

I had a feeling now that I think of who played in Florida over time.

Also Sno, cmon we all know what you are using that other hand for...

TO CARESS MY JUNK!

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

LMFAO xD

im typing this with one hAND btW, imdoing smething eelse witth m othr hand with myy Wii on

You're something else i've never meet a girl so open bout beating off.

 

[PhantomX]

You know who else would like your ears, Snap? Men with tiny *****es.

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

You know who else would like your ears, Snap? Men with tiny *****es.

Hmmm whats the word in the asterisks supposed to be it's not ****.

 

[DMG]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!! Px Just Activated "i Don't Give A F***" Mode!!!

Lmao, the word PX was spelling was pen**es... cmon now.

 

[Humpy Thrashabout]

I would like to submit myself into the Sexiest Wario Contest.
Me (right) playing Hot Kaarl (left)

Paddling through a river of *** at a "back to school" themed party

Halloween, me as Baby****face

 

[*JuriHan*]

You're something else i've never meet a girl so open bout beating off.

i lol'd so hard, you srsly think i would do that to a freaking Wario texture!?

Spoiler

because you're right, I would!

 

[PhantomX]

Wow... why is Heroes still on the air? Like... I can't remember the last time I've seen such a horrible show that wasn't reality TV.

 

[Juno McGrath]

You know who else would like your ears, Snap? Men with tiny *****es.

tooo good PX.

Way too good.

 

[Dynomite]

When I go OOS to something big again, I challenge every Wario player there to Wario Dittos. We shall establish who is the best at the Wario ditto.

Even Bassem? Without going ?

Gmoney, he used to be on the Florida PR

We're cousins also btw. we're the wario cousins

I heard some funny stories about Gmoney at Winterfest. He was completely trash talking this olimar first round against m2k (m2k was confused out of his mind because he thought someone was cheering for him, from what i heard) because he didnt deserve to make it out of pools.

AND i was given a message from a fellow GA smasher that Gmoney was gonna pick up wario again and i had to 'stop using his color' but i was informed he was going to switch to green overalls wario.


I will get my picture in within the next week. Last time i tried to take a picture of myself I found the camera in peaces with a gun next to it.

Spoiler

My wario hat is expected to arrive within the next 2 weeks

 

[DMG]

Ok let me rephrase it:

I am the best at the Wario ditto with grab releases in play.

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!! Px Just Activated "i Don't Give A F***" Mode!!!

Lmao, the word PX was spelling was pen**es... cmon now.

ROFL i'm so stupid b*tch first came to mind then d*ck never thought it would be pen**es. LoL who uses that word.

i lol'd so hard, you srsly think i would do that to a freaking Wario texture!?

Spoiler

because you're right, I would!

LoL that was great.

Sense were posting pics of ourselves.

 

[PhantomX]

You can go ahead and change your screenname to legendary now... you're the first black Wario to post a picture.

 

[*JuriHan*]

SniperNightOwl
: n/m4
: dude i downloaded thong wario
: its even more nasty
SniperNightOwl
: i should make a vid of him
: he has a beer belly
: a belly button
: super hairy
: when he farts
: it looks so ****ing gross
: wait no
: my vid
: would probly get flagged
samboner
: LMFAO
SniperNightOwl
: for inappropriate content
samboner
: omg
: i busted out laughing
: "when he farts it looks so ****ing gross"
: LOL
SniperNightOwl
: xD
: its nasty tho
: short fat guy farting through a thong
: and like
: his *** crack
: is red for some reason
samboner
: you know you think thats hot
SniperNightOwl
: i guess wario is gay for real

Spoiler

oh **** px gonna mod me now fo' real

 

[AlMoStLeGeNdArY]

You can go ahead and change your screenname to legendary now... you're the first black Wario to post a picture.

LoL

SNo going ot get wafted infracteD?

 

[Masky]

..........

 

[*JuriHan*]

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y do people say Falco is black?

 

[Masky]

..........

 

[PhantomX]

And they all play as black Falco.

Lot of Warios use sailor Wario... and almost everyone that plays him isn't black. Hmmm...

 

[Juno McGrath]

falco is black as ****.

he has a gun..

 

[bassem6]

Ok let me rephrase it:

I am the best at the Wario ditto with grab releases in play.

Lol right. Just like youre the god of wario doubles? Lets not make any radical statements about ourselves before we have proof to back them up eh?

 

[bassem6]

Edit: My bad for the double post. My internet browser pooped out on me and I thought it didnt post the first time.

I also agree that almostlegendary is now legendary haha xD

 

[DMG]

I am the Wario Doubles God.

You are the God of Wario Double Posts.

 

[bassem6]

Well, at least half of your post has evidence to back it this time >_>

 

[MysteriousSilver]

Yo Warios.

Pits are getting their butts in gear and discussing you guys (considered one of our hardest fights).

Bike on down and let us know WAH WAH WAH-t we can do in this matchup!\

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=262283

 

[DMG]