Also also, my desire to punch genitals is a well-documented all in good fun joke with literally nothing remotely serious behind it, but I find a curiosity in lines like this
because although purportedly also meant to be in good humor, they have no real joke to them, and thus can only read to me as thinly veiled but sincere internet tough guy machismo. There is irony somewhere in this situation but I cbf to think on it because I'm all full of Five Guys'The challenger gets the right to first attack, but if he takes it, he better damn well be sure I'm not still standing afterwards.