Corrupt-a-wish!

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but he’s an assist trophy (however that works)

I wish for more good episodes of that old Fire Emblem anime

 

[Manonymous]

Granted but it's animated on Paint by a 1 year old baby.

I wish that I could teleport wherever I want.

 

[AirMac1]

Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish for a spin-off of Spongebob where Patrick is the main character.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Granted, but he acts like he did from seasons 6,7,8, and 11. AKA, an overly stupid jerk.

I wish all of the toxic video game fanbases had their toxicity levels go down. It worked with OW, so surely it can happen to Fortnite, Minecraft, and Undertale, right?

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but they’re worshiping the games so much they lose sleep and they all die

I wish for a good, averagely sized Kirby does his taxes game, with good graphics and wide appeal, and it can’t hurt me and the game can’t get destroyed. It also is released for the Nintendo Switch for a good price, and doesn’t make the internet overreact and spam or put inappropriate content online related to the game, and the game doesn’t contain any bugs or inappropriate material, I am also able to play it, and there will be enough copies of the game so that everybody is able to buy it, and there isn’t any kind of DLC for the game, or purchases other then what is included when you buy the game, and the game doesn’t have any non-Kirby characters except for a cameo appearance by Yoshi. And also the game doesn’t have ridiculous controls, and isn’t difficult nor is it really easy. It’s also fun.

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but the game is so good Nintendo considers it the best possible finale to the Kirby series, thus ending the franchise. And it's Japan-only.
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I wish that Smash Bros. got its own critically-acclaimed Broadway musical.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but there’s one song sung entirely by Link that’s just his shouts

I wish for Pikmin to instead integrated into Olimar’s moveset

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but there's so many Pikmin on stage that the game fries not only your Switch but your power router...
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I wish for each character to have their own Target Test game with no repeats, no glitches and each specifically tailored to each character's playstyle.

 

[Alsyght]

Granted but your game freezes every time you’re about to finish and you have to restart your system. Every time.


I wish for every bath/restroom I walk in is always spotless and clean.

 

[Manonymous]

Yeah, but they smell like ****.

I wish for more obscure Nintendo characters in Smash. From dead/forgotten licenses.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but Captain N gets in and his final smash just plays an episode of the TV show that you can’t turn off

I wish for Manny Calavera in Smash

 

[Alsyght]

Granted but his hitboxes are smaller than his fist.

I wish for the ability to summon the devil for a tea party.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but the tea is much too sweet

I wish for Persona 5 to come to Switch

 

[Alsyght]

Granted, but the dialogue is only in pig Latin

I wish I wish I were a fish

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Granted, but there's a shark coming for you right now.

I wish Sans got in as an assist trophy so he couldn't become playable.

 

[Alsyght]

Granted but he just goes after you

I wish Piranha Plant would come out sooner.

 

[Tubby_Squirrel]

Granted, but he only comes out 1 hour earlier and the game update takes about 20 minutes to download.

I wish for a Minecraft stage.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but it’s a vertical scrolling stage in the Nether with ghasts shooting at you constantly

I wish for Kingdom Hearts III to come to Switch

 

[Alsyght]

Granted but you have to put in a one-billion letter password for it. If you mess up, everything on your Switch will be deleted.

I wish karma was kind to me.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Granted, but after 5 seconds, it goes back to being bad

I wish my entire least wanted section got in as Assist Trophies/Pokeballs so they're all deconfirmed. (Check my signature)

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but all your most wanted are deconfirmed as well.
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I wish for Captain Lou Albano as an Incineroar echo.

 

[Alsyght]

Granted, but all his moves are just terrible except for the revoery which is the best in the game.

I wish King Dedede was actually a good character.

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but he's just a Bayonetta echo.
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I wish that each character had two Final Smashes that aren't identical or similar to one another.

 

[Alsyght]

Granted, but all of them have end lag until you lose the stock.

I wish Steven Universe didn’t have so many hiatuses

Granted but he's just a Bayonetta echo.

I am okay with this.

 

[CureParfait]

Granted but the Steven Universe episodes are now 3 minutes long.

I wish Darkrai was on the base roster of Smash Ultimate.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Mewtwo is now a Masterball/Pokeball item. (We can only have one Legendary on the roster, sorry Mewtwo)




I wish for a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but its Chunky Peanut Butter and Turkish Jelly.
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I wish for a fully~remastered remake of Smash 64 to commemorate its 20th anniversary.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but It has no online, and we get the game instead of Ultimate for the 20th year anniversary.



I wish Beat (Jet Set Radio) could get into smash, being good, and faithful to his games, also being fun, with the release of a new Jet Set Radio game within the next 5 years, with the game NOT being Rushed, and also being a really great game, being the best in the Series, releasing on all major consoles.


"Granted but everyone online hates him and will bully you if you main him" -Champion of Hyrule, down below
As a Lucas main, people already hate my main, 2 of my irl friends refuses to play Super Smash Brothers with me because I main Lucas, and I'm already bullied online by combos, I can handle the h8, m8.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but everyone online hates him and will bully you if you main him

I wish for a Travis alt. of Lucas

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but Nintendo's lawsuit team implodes on itself before ordering themselves to take down Smash Ultimate.
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I wish people would stop leaking Smash games in general.

 

[Alsyght]

Granted, but Sakurai just plays the game in front of you instead.

I wish I lost 50lbs of fat and gained that back in muscle.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but your belly is stretched out far lumping on itself because you just lost 50lbs. You have very saggy skin on your stomach is what I'm trying to say.





I wish I had a supply of Fiji water, that is not poisoned, stolen, Where I don't live in a world where Fiji water is illegal, or drinking looked down apron, There's no Viagra or meds in the supply for some reason, that no one (BUT ME) knows about and cannot be stolen or accessed by ANYONE (But ME), and the Fiji water is still safe to drink, and doesn't have any harmful effects.
(I spent like 5 minutes looking over this to see if there's any holes, and I can't find any, good luck)




Good Job Well Played
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[Alsyght]

Granted, but a stray bullet kills you before you can drink any. Freak accident.


I wish I could teleport my bodily waste into someone else’s mouth when I need to go to the bathroom.

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but it's your mother.
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I wish Seinfeld didn't have a laugh track without replacing it with anything else.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but nobody can get the jokes because there isn’t a laugh track and people ban it because they don’t get them.

I wish SmashBoards would make it so that if you go into settings and change the color of the writing, it will ask you which flavor of dialogue you want (that’s a reference to Earthbound)

 

[Alsyght]

Granted, but it puts a worm in your computer or phone or device.

I wish I only felt the soft tuck of my husband’s eyes.

 

[Alsyght]

Mistake
Ignore

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you made me sad thinking about it, and how I don't have anyone in my life but everytime you feel ANYTHING, they feel like your husbands eye

I wish I only felt the soft tuck of my husband’s eyes.

so yeah, the only thing you can feel is your husbands eye.






I wish that SEGA will just stop milking Sonic, and actually care about their other IPs (ex, Jet Set Radio, Crazy Taxi, Phantom Star, Golden Axe, Monkey Ball, etc.) for once, and just make new games for those franchises, all being good.

 

[Alsyght]

Granted, but Sonic is the only playabale character in those games. Storyline is the same, but it’s just Sonic.


I wish I had my dream job.

Granted, but you made me sad thinking about it, and how I don't have anyone in my life but everytime you feel ANYTHING, they feel like your husbands eye
so yeah, the only thing you can feel is your husbands eye.

That post was actually the mistake, but I just gave up in the end.

 

[Deleted member]

Bad genie me wants to grant your wish, but you didn't specify what it was, since terrible genie doesn't know your dream job, you're now a farmer.





I wish... you a merry late Christmas