Corrupt-a-wish!

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, but they're somehow corrupted again.

I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[ZeusLink]

Granted, but you get bored after an hour.

I wish boredom didn't exist.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but fun never existed either.

I wish Nintendo would make a game where two guys get mad at the company and attack it, fighting Nintendo characters using weapons from Nintendo games while traveling from floor to floor.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the ending of the game results in Nintendo's HQ being successfully destroyed and the company going out of business, and the events of the game turn out to be completely real.

I wish some of the other forum game threads were more active.

 

[Prometheus16]

Granted, all of the other active forum games are no longer posted in.

I wish I had could be a premium user for free.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but you don't get any premium features.

I wish to be the most popular user on the boards.

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Granted, but you're now the only one on the boards.

I wish Gravity Falls had a season 3.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the show's quality goes downhill immediately.

I wish Teen Titans Go! was cancelled.

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Granted. Cartoon Network just does reruns.

I wish people would actually look at my deviantart stuff.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but unfortunately, it only gets negative reception.

I wish some of my favorite shows wouldn't go on extremely long hiatuses in between seasons like they do.

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Granted. They go on longer hiatuses.

I wish people would stop using cancer as a joke.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but now all of their jokes are targeted towards you, and all of them are mean and rude.

I wish I made better decisions.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but everyone else on the planet starts making only objectively bad decisions.

I wish to rarely ever feel boredom ever again.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but whenever you would feel boredom, you feel pain instead.

I wish Ash would catch lots and lots of Alolan Pokémon.

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Granted, but he gets rid of all his other pokemon.

I wish that other things got as much attention as Harry Potter.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the results of growing attention lead to more fandom wars than ever seen before.

I wish Steven Universe's next episodes would air already.

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Granted, but all the episodes are shown one time and one time only, and any videos are taken down.

I wish Sonic Forces will be as good as Sonic Mania.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted. Sonic Forces is an exact copy of Sonic Mania; thus, the only thing it can be is as good as Sonic Mania.

I wish Gens 6 and 7 had more Pokémon.

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Granted, but there are so many Pokemon that the earth collapses into a black hole.

I wish AnimationEpic would hurry up and make Inanimate Insanity 2 Episode 12.

 

[Aurane]

Granted. The episode will be hurriedly released, being poor quality, shirt and made on Gmod.

I wish Smashboards banned Fire Emblem discussions.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but Fire Emblem characters engage in an all-out war against the SB moderators, resulting in the destruction of both Fire Emblem and Smashboards.

I wish to be a master inventor.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, however people will think your work is irrelevant.

I wish my allergies would go away.

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Granted. Everything goes away, because you are ded.

I wish school sucked less.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. Everything else in the world now sucks far more to "balance" things out.

I wish this sub-forum would become more active.

 

[SneakyLink]

Granted, but now everyone only talks in Binary.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Kitty-chan]

Granted, and somehow nyu'll end up regretting it for the rest of nyur life mew!

I wish the earth was gobbled up by the sun nya!

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Granted, but the moon eats the sun, then another planet eats the moon, causing an endless chain of planetary destruction until some aliens from another universe get bored and shut down this universe completely.

I wish I had a life

 

[LittleKrool]

Granted, you can no longer game out, use the internet aside for work and you must only hang out with your Co-workers who themselves are not too interesting.

I wish Ashley was canonical bestfriends with my character!

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Granted your character is best friends with her and agrees to go into an experiment that goes horribly wrong

I wish for my wish to be uncoruptable and to get infinet wishes

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. The universe implodes because you broke the rules of the wishing system. This is not a direct corruption of the wish but rather a resulting side-effect from the circumstances that allowed it to be granted.

I wish the forum games on this site were more active again.

 

[Austria]

Granted! Except it’s just me, making sexy jokes.

I wish for Pokémon DP remakes.

 

[Frizz]

Granted, but they changed everything you love about the original DP.

I wish that people didn't idolize celebrities as much as they do now.

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Granted but now they idolize random strangers and society colapses due to all the chasing and harassment of random ppl

I wish to have all the infinity stones and to just make everyone need half the amount of reasorces and half of the population unable to have kids

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Granted, but you are killed by the stones.

I wish most fanbases weren't considered "toxic".

 

[Frizz]

Granted. They're now considered "cancer".

I wish I could easily learn how to lucid dream.

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Granted,but even in the dreams they still don’t want to diddle you so much that it ignores you being god in your dream

I wish to become Kirby and be imortal

 

[Frizz]

Granted. At the end of the universe, you still manage to be alive, but now there's nothing left to do anymore.

I wish the Pool Room forum was more active.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

It's more active...but with spam bots.

I hope I get this job I interviewed for.

 

[Frizz]

You do, but another similar job opening comes up, with less hours and more pay/benefits.

I wish for an Animal Crossing direct sometime soon.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Okay but the direct is 30 seconds long and just shows the title screen of Animal Crossing for Switch

I wish someone would actually reply to this