Corrupt-a-wish!

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but you are extremely weak everywhere except in your arms.

I wish my refrigerator was walk-in and had an infinite supply of every food, dish, beverage, and ingredient in it, neatly organized on long shelves, where everything inside it was healthy and delicious.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, now you're an ant and are very strong proportional to your size.

I wish for a Ryuuko/Senketsu mod for femCorrin/femKamui.

 

[Sari]

Granted, but it gets taken down 1 minute after it's made.

I wish I was extremely good at Street Fighter V.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight]

Granted, but your now bad at everything else

I wish I could die in a ball pit, and magically transform to become apart of the ball pit

 

[Sari]

Granted, tons of kids go in and get their spit/other gross features all over you.

I wish I had a bowl of vanilla ice cream.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but it's sticky and your spoon gets stuck in it.

I wish we lived in a world with dragons, monsters, knights, aliens, ghosts, superheroes, supervillains, futuristic technology, mutants, etc.

 

[Sari]

Granted, you get killed by a monster.

I wish Pokemon Sun/Moon came out right now.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, it's incomplete.

I wish Smashboards had icons for the other five Gens.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, they're half-***ed.

I wish we could make our own recolors for characters without mods.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, it's $25.00 DLC.

Iwish my refrigerator was walk-in and had an infinite supply of every food, dish, beverage, and ingredient in it, neatly organized on long shelves, where everything inside it was healthy and delicious (cause it wasn't actually corrupted last time).

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but it was never plugged in, so everything is spoiled.

I wish I lost my ears.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you find them.

I wish I had glasses again.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, you get glasses of water.

I wish i had some food right now.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, you get food for thoughts.

I wish I had good word plays.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but people throw milkshakes at you for making word plays.

I wish everybody on Smashboards would like every single one of my posts.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, now everyone is jealous of you and stops liking your posts.

I wish my dog could go with me everywhere.

 

[Sari]

Granted, it gets tired and stops following you after an hour.

I wish my WiFi worked well.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but it only works well in a specific spot in Mexico.

I wish my fantasies would become real.

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Granted, cannibal Shia Le'bouf kills you and feeds on your corpse.

I wish I could use the power of the Four Sword in real life.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, but you need to save the world, and you lose the power once you do so.

I wish I could jump as high and as stylishly as the Resonance of Fate trio.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you break your bones when you land

I wish for a wish

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, you wasted your wish wishing for the wish yo already had.

I wish WINE had perfect compatibility.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but something bad related to WINE happens (I have no idea what that is).

I wish I could never lose a debate.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but no one wants to debate with you, Therefore, you can't win them either

I wish I could be a videogame character

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, you have no conscious and you can't make any movements without the player moving the analog stick.

I wish every swear word was replaced with plop.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but plopping is banned.

I wish I had a robot eye

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Granted, but it takes over your body, rendering any control useless.

I wish I had an awesome singing voice.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but a man cuts out your vocal cords and gives them to his wife, who has an annoying voice.

I wish I could ignore distance between me and other things.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, you run into everything.

I wish that I had another 3 weeks of break.

(I have no idea what that is)..

It's a software compatibility layer to let *nix (Linux, OSX, BSD and a few other Unices/Unixes) users run Windows programs on their operating system of choice without needing to run a virtual machine or dual-boot. It sorta kinda works okay-ish most of the time with most programs, but it still derps up a lot even on software it runs well. The software running in WINE eats a lot more processing power than running it natively on Windows and the most common issue (aside from crashes, but most of those can be fixed in troubleshooting even though it's hard to figure out what's wrong) is the screen not redrawing when or as often as it should.

In other words, sucks to be a gamer. Still, it's miraculous that it works as well as it does, especially when you consider what the contributors have to put up with to reverse-engineer pretty much the entire Windows operating system, complete with all of its undocumented "features" that some time-crunched, drunk, sleep-dep programmer though was a good idea/"good enough for now" to use in production code. It does save me a lot of hassle, but I wish it could run more things better than it does.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but you have nothing to do with the time and wish you were in school.

I wish Friends had another 10 seasons.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it's banned in your region.

I wish there was a KLK fighting game

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Granted, but Nui ends up being the worst character in the game. And she gets no buffs.

I wish Palutena was in real life.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you're in a nightmare.

Granted, but Nui ends up being the worst character in the game. And she gets no buffs.

But how would that work if she's perfect?

I wish i could change my username

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but you're only allowed to change one letter.

I wish Satoshi Tajiri was the president of the United States.

 

[DarkAuraful]

Wish granted but then he bans whoever made Pokemon GO and shoves Pokemon in our throats like there's no tomorrow.

I wish Netflix added older shows from Nickelodeon and Disney.

 

[Lord Dio]

Granted, but they only add one episode per show, and it's the ones you dislike the most.

I wish I could use a really cool Stand.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted. You can use this as a base to make it.

I wish I was strong enough to weild the Buster Sword.

 

[Lord Dio]

Granted, but with no experience in using it and accidentally cut off one of your arms while testing it out.

I wish I was a vampire who isn't affected by sunlight.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, you're Edward Cullen.

I wish I was a turtle.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, you are eaten by a raccoon.

I wish I was a ninja.