Corrupt-a-wish!

[Frizz]

Granted, but you're not allowed to buy Corrin and Bayonetta until March.

I wish I didn't have to fix my hair every morning.

 

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

Granted. Now you have Medusa as your personal hairdresser.

I wish that I will pass my gifted English screening tomorrow.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but your scores in the other categories get you reassigned to the special classes.

I wish that college wasn't so demanding.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you fail every class

I wish Bayorrin would come sooner...

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, They both get cut in the next Smash.

I wish i was a blonde vampire that can stop time.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you're dumb and drink V8 instead of blood

I wish for nothing.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, You lose everything.

I wish the guy below me was Dio Brando.

 

[Iceweasel]

Ha! You thought it would be Ronnie James Dio, but it was me, Dio!

I wish that Soul Calibur 2 was popular again.

 

[EmceeEspio]

Granted. It's the versions without Link.

I wish for ki manipulation ablities.

 

[Cool Trainer Ace]

Granted, but whenever you use it part of your body is burnt off.

I wish I was a Pokemon!

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, *Throws Master Ball at you*

I wish i had a JoJo stand.

 

[EmceeEspio]

Granted. It doesn't listen to you.

I wish I had healing factor.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, so you can't turn it off and get cancer unless you constantly drink poison to kill the extra cells.

I wish for more sleep.

 

[Darkpit54]

Granted. You can't wake up

I wish to be a famous actor

 

[Geek]

Granted, but you'll forget everything that you knew at the time you're considered "famous."

I wish for that feel when gf.

 

[Frizz]

Granted, but you lose all other feelings.

I wish we could learn more about Pokémon Sun and Moon.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted but then we don't get the game till the 50th Anniversary.

I wish going pant-less was acceptable in public

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but everybody laughs at your junk.

I wish that I had a good video card.

 

[EmceeEspio]

Granted. Nobody watches your videos anyway.

Trust me it's a very real feeling...

Anyway, I wish more people watched TOME.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, They only talk about it without you.

I wish The Saboteur would get a sequel.

 

[Darkpit54]

Granted, you are the only person in the world who cannot play it.

I wish I could win a Smash 4 tournament.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Wish granted. Except it's an all-for-children tournament with items on Very High.

I wish we could've had King K.Rool as DLC.

 

[Professor Fizwidgit]

Wish granted, here is a King K. Rool Dog Launching Cannon!
I wish... ah poppy **** I seem to have forgotten lemmie see now....

 

[A10theHero]

Wish granted. You now have short-term memory loss.

I wish all threads on the internet were dead like this one.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted. Good job, you just killed the internet.

I wish I could do things with my life. :v

 

[Frizz]

Granted, but now you have so many things to do in your life that you don't know what to do first.

I wish that the Paper Mario series won't die.

 

[Fox who?]

Granted. The next installment is Color Splash.

I wish finals were easy

 

[Darkpit54]

Granted, everyone passed but you

I wish I wasn't poor

 

[Iceweasel]

You're a millionaire! In Zimbabwe.

I wish that Sm4sh ran 3-stock 8-minutes.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but now everybody plays Villager and uses the FULL 8 min every time.

I wish Smash 4 competitive was 1 stock 300% handicaps with Bombs on high. Would be tense AF.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, but it gets repetitive because of how short and boring it would get.

I wish anime hair colors were possible in real life. Having white or blue hair sounds cool.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, someone makes it possible after your lifetime.

I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate every post in the bob-omb thread.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted. The thread dies right after he's hired.

I wish that I could weild Ragnell with ease.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you can only use it to open envelopes.

I wish Mountain Dew Baja Blast was permanently in stores.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, But now it tastes as bad as Diet Pepsi Ginger

I wish wildfires weren't so extreme #AlbertaStrong

 

[MajinBuu272]

Granted, but now wildfires happen 30% more often.

i wish for random tripping in smash 4

 

[KiMa]

Granted, you trip when you are about to win at EVO 2016.

I wish I could play every video game in the world flawlessly.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, but the only games you own are visual novels like Ace Attorney.

I wish that someone else was as awesome as me.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. He's so awesome that you're rendered obsolete.

I wish my toes fell off.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, now you can't balance your body's weight.

I wish I could use Cloud's Up Aerith in real life.