Corrupt-a-wish!

[Lily♫]

Granted, but you freeze too.

I wish that you could prank premium users.

Smash becomes more like Brawl minus - everyone is so broken, it's balanced.

I'd play it.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but it costs your entire life savings.

I wish for an easier way to make money.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Granted, but you never have enough to afford what you want.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Smudges]

Granted, but you fly really, really slowly. This includes directions like up...
I wish that my school photo looked better.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Granted, but all of your other photos end up looking horrible.

I wish I could play the violin.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but you suck at it.

I wish for silence.

 

[Smudges]

Granted. *Deafens AEKen with airhorn*
I wish that my pencil never needs sharpening, it's always sharp

 

[Opossum]

Granted, but you lost your hands.

I wish people wouldn't spell "definitely" as "defiantly."

 

[Smudges]

Granted. It is now spelled "definately"

I wish I could get this song out of my head.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but it was so in your head that it became a chunk of your brain. So getting it out of your head means you lost a part of your brain.

I wish for more bad weather.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, you'll get some volcanic eruptions, hurricanes and tornadoes...and that's just tonight!

I wish Cloud came to Smash today

 

[Smudges]

Granted, but he replaces your main Bowser

I wish that this Lucky Chinese Cat thing on my desk actually worked.

 

[Opossum]

Granted, but he replaces your main Bowser

I wish that this Lucky Chinese Cat thing on my desk actually worked.

Granted. But now he's working multiple shifts at the factory and is never home.

I wish Chrom was playable in Smash 4 alongside the current cast.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but for time and resource conservation purposes, he's a clone of Jigglypuff.

I wish I would always know what I wanted to eat ahead of time so I could prepare more easily and never have to worry about eating late.

 

[Frizz]

Granted, but you always feel suddenly full right when you're about to eat them.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

 

[Smudges]

Granted, but now you just don't give a s**t about your work, so you don't do it.

Wish that I would never lose a game of pokemon on Pokemon Showdown.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. Wouldn't winning get boring, though?

Would you want to know what else is out there in life?

Well, you'll never find out, because those will be the only games you will ever play.

I wish some of these corruptions don't contradict with the wishes.

 

[EmceeEspio]

Granted. Now they all do. Except this one.

I wish I had a pet Lucario.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted but when it hugs you, it impales and kills you with the spike on its chest.

I wish that my wish isn't granted.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted.

I wish for no feet.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted. You have 2 extra hands

I wish for a cure to stupidity

 

[A10theHero]

Granted. The cure is at the bottom of an active volcano. You'll have to go and retrieve it yourself.

I wish I had less time.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, and everyone demands even more from you.

I wish that I had more time to play Smash.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Original reply:

Granted, but it can never be used on you.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Granted, but the entire smash community is gone.

I wish I didn't have to work for money.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, now you have to work for free.

I wish that there was more yuri in fiction.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but Yaoi is still sickeningly more prevalent

I wish more anime lasted more than 12 episodes

 

[Kneutronic]

...What's wrong with that? So yaoi is a popular thing...

*is an Ike X Marth supporter*

Anyway... Granted, but everything else will last 12 episodes. Even your favorite shows that aren't anime.

I wish that I lost my arms.

 

[atreyujames]

...What's wrong with that? So yaoi is a popular thing...

It isn't that I dislike yaoi (I'm not a fan but I don't actively hate it), It's that it is so popular with tweenagers that it has infected everything. Fanfiction, Dojinshi, Deviantart, etc. has so much crappy yaoi, that's made by fangirls/boys to satisfy ships that have no plausible/possible basis, that I can barely browse any fan sites anymore. I have no problem with Yaoi if it is plot driven and makes sense =P

Oh and, Granted you now have no guns (yay)

I wish I could find a registry I can bribe so that I can finally pass my Drivers exam

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but it's the Windows registry and you accidentally corrupt it.

I wish that I could grow a long beard.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Granted, but it gets caught in everything within your vicinity.

I wish "BMing" and "disrespect" didn't exist in games.

 

[Lily♫]

Granted, but instead the servers crash at least once every 4 hours.

I wish that wifi had the same speed as wired connection.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but Wired is as slow as Wifi

I wish smashboards would ALWAYS notify me about my watched threads, instead of SOMETIMES.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted but nobody replies to them

I wish everyone on earth was a banana.

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

Granted. Fruit flies eat everyone and take over the earth.

I wish Cloud was the last third-party added to Smash 4.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. He is revealed to be the ballot winner, and Nintendo won't add any more characters that other people wanted.

I wish to be blind.

 

[EmceeEspio]

Granted. You are now Helen Keller.

I wish time travel was possible.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, You find a cute girl in the past and build a relationship

She has a baby.

then it turns out to be your Grandmother...

Turns out you're now your own Grandfather.

I wish i was a Nopon.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Granted, but you are the last of your kind as your species are hunted for sport.

I wish finding true love was easier.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted but everything else is harder

i wish premium was free

 

[Smudges]

Granted, but it offers no advantages over a standard account.

I wish Li-Fi would get here already.
http://www.sciencealert.com/li-fi-t...the-first-time-is-100-times-faster-than-wi-fi