Corrupt-a-wish!

[Smudges]

Granted, but as a result of creating such a paradox, your nose grows.

I wish that my phone had infinite battery life.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but you can't do anything on it.

I wish for no hands.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, But you lose your feet as well.

I wish the poster below would ask the poster below him for a kiss

 

[atreyujames]

Granted but I will cheat

I wish The next poster was myself

 

[atreyujames]

Granted but you cheated to get there

I wish for puppies

 

[Rinku リンク]

Granted but they all only have a 1-day life span.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

 

[Smudges]

Granted. They're all "SmudgeBucks", and therefore, are all mine.

I wish that the person below would type their wish backwards.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted.

.niarb a evah t'ndid I hsiw I

 

[Smudges]

Granted. Drive over here, and stand on my lawn, 'cause you're a scarecrow.

I wish I was the most popular person on Smashboards. You better come up with a good corruption.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, Mods get jelly and ban you.

I wish i was a Flower.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted but you drown and die due to rising tidal levels.

I wish I had less homework.

 

[Smudges]

Granted. That one homework you still have is now a PhD level dissertation.

I wish these TinyBytes tasted better. They're these random Vending Machine candies.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted. They will forever be sold out when you want them

I wish public nudity was acceptable. Pants are uncomfortable

 

[Smudges]

Granted. Now your body shrivels to an undescribeable horror.
Wish you guys could shut up so I can get some calculus done.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. Now get off the computer.

I wish.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted. You have run out of wishes. You can no longer participate in this thread.

I wish the cons of having internet friends were addressed and fixed.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but you fail calculus
DOUBLE NINJA'D

Granted but now you have no Internet friends

I wish for world peace

 

[Smudges]

Granted. Everyone is dead.

Wish DK would get out of my way.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but how can he expand?

Granted. You have run out of wishes. You can no longer participate in this thread.

I wish for less participation in this thread.

 

[atreyujames]

NO

Granted, but instead more trolls apear

I wish more people would break the 4th Wall

 

[Smudges]

Aren't we in the whole "4th wall", because we're not in a Tv show? Granted, I can break you.

Inb4 George Truman show.

Wish the next guy would watch that movie.

 

[Digital Hazard]

He hates it, you guys fight over it and stop seeing each other.

I wish to become a super hero.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, you're Florida Man

I wish that modern programs are as well-optimized as they were in the early 2000s.

 

[Smudges]

Granted. They're all viruses.

I wish that I could write faster.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, you will never stop writing. Even for a second

I wish that I had other people to think of wishes for me

 

[Smudges]

Granted. They all wished you a horrible, horrible end.

I wish that nobody but me could see my computer screen.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted but your computer screen explodes when someone else tries to look at it

I wish I was funny

 

[Smudges]

Granted but nobody gets your jokes.
I wish that I could become invisible.

 

[EmceeEspio]

Granted, but you stop existing altogether.

I wish I had super speed.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Granted, but you don't have the ability to stop yourself.

I wish I had the skills of a legendary samurai.

 

[EmceeEspio]

Granted, but it's all skill related to Harakiri.

I wish I could tip the scales.

 

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

I wish I could tip the scales.

Granted, but you tipped them too much and now there's broken glass everywhere.

I wish I wasn't horrible at math.

 

[Frizz]

Granted, but now it's the only thing you can and will do.

I wish I could use magic.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Granted, but it would slowly shorten your life span each time you used it.

I wish I had a gamer girlfriend (forever alone...)

 

[Smudges]

Granted, but she hates all the games that you play.

Wish I could get some sleep.

 

[Lily♫]

Granted, but your sleep will always be interrupted in the middle of the night at exactly 4:38 AM.

I wish for free pocky.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but it's barf flavoured

I wish memes would stop

 

[Lily♫]

Granted, but the internet implodes on itself due to a lack of them.

I wish for smash to reach a point where we don't even need a tier list anymore. (As in everyone is balanced.)

 

[Smudges]

Granted. Smash becomes more like Brawl minus - everyone is so broken, it's balanced.
That would actually be cool tho.

I wish that school food tasted better.

 

[Frizz]

Granted, but consumers will receive unusual and deadly side-effects.

I wish I could freeze time.