Corrupt-a-wish!

[Spak]

Congrats, you are now an unemployed high-school dropout that has no house, money, car, or dog. Your best friend was a cardboard box that you named "Boxy" before he got blown away in the hurricane-like weather in the Carolinas.

I wish Roy was viable in Melee.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted but the competitive Melee scene dies overnight once they all realize Smash 4 is where it's--*gets shot*.

I wish I hadn't accidentally drank spoiled milk yesterday...

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted. Everything else is spoiled.

I wish I have the time to learn to speak and read Japanese.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but you will never have an opportunity to use it

I wish I was born 10 years earlier

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted. You cannot move a muscle and your hair color is white.

I am out of wishes, so make a random corruption.

 

[A10theHero]

Government it is.

I wish I couldn't get pranked on this site anymore

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. However, the Premiums will lose their purpose here and will want your head.

I wish I can no longer wish.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, you can no longer hope for anything and commit suicide out of depression.

I wish I got more sleep.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but you'll miss everything important in life.

I wish for less suicide in society.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but it only goes down by one person.

I wish I was good at Age of Empires.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted but the game will become sentient, rebel against you, and take over the world (inb4 Age of Empires 2).

Granted. However, the Premiums will lose their purpose here and will want your head.

Is it bad that I'm okay with this?

I wish for more Pokemon

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted. You're PC Boxes and Bank are already full.

Still have no wish to think of

 

[Luig]

ayy lmao

I wish....

 

[Spak]

Corrupted.

I wish Bojangles could come with me to college.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. Bojangles falls four years behind and can eventually no longer attend the same class, or even the same school.

I wish Sm4sh would remember I want to play STOCK, not TIME.

 

[Luig]

Granted.

I wish shiek would actually get nerfed a fair amount next patch.

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

Granted, but since there isn't a character called Shiek in Smash, nothing happens.

I wish people would learn how to spell characters' names right.

 

[Spak]

Granted, but now people spell the game "Supper Smush Brahs.

I wish FPSs would fall out of popularity.

(Also, I didn't know that a fast food chain could fall four years behind in school. Interesting.)

 

[Kaiyedy]

Granted, but Third Person Shooters become ten times more popular than FPSs ever were.

I wish that it turns out that Goku won the ballot

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted. He is considered the worst character in the game.

I wish for being able to actually sleep. (my dog keeps me up all morning. Like 1:30-5:30 and then I wake up at 7 and I get a tiring day.)

 

[Kaiyedy]

You and your dog switch bodies.
I wish for a 10 year old girl to win the next EVO.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted. It's actually a boy.

No wish, make random corruption.

 

[Spak]

I wish I could have a pet hedgehog.

 

[Kaiyedy]

Granted, but it befriends a fox and destroys your roomba.

I wish my dad really did work at Nintendo.

 

[swampthingcs]

Granted, but you dad quits after a week and now works for Counter-Strike.
I wish Roy's PM Up-B wasn't depressingly bad.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but Sm4sh Roy's Up-B is even worse.

I wish that I could find a decent Hylian Shield replica.

 

[Spak]

Granted, but it's at a 1:1000 scale so you lose it as soon as you tip hour finger too far in any direction.

I wish that instruments would be cheaper.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but they're instruments of torture.

I wish that I had more time for vidya.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. You lose all employment, ending up with an awful resume and no hope for getting a new job. But hey, more free time!

I wish I was able to attend every regional I want to go to this weekend.

(Also, I didn't know that a fast food chain could fall four years behind in school. Interesting.)

Haha, I've actually never heard of Bojangles. I don't think there are any here in California. To me it just sounded like the name of some goofy guy. My bad.

 

[Spak]

Granted, but you forgot you forgot your wallet at home so you can't enter any of the venues because of venue fees.

I wish that I could stop time.

Granted. You lose all employment, ending up with an awful resume and no hope for getting a new job. But hey, more free time!

I wish I was able to attend every regional I want to go to this weekend.


Haha, I've actually never heard of Bojangles. I don't think there are any here in California. To me it just sounded like the name of some goofy guy. My bad.

I think there's one in Pennsylvania that they just opened up, but other than that, Bojangles is only in the southeast of the US. I'm in NC and the Bojangles across the street from our school is one of the best-selling Bojangles in the country.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, But you will be unable to move in stopped time and you can't set it back to normal.

I wish i had the Triforce.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted. Gannon takes it from you.

I wish someone would help me in PM editing.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but the other person sucks at it. But hey, any help is good help right?

I wish Pizza was the traditional thanksgiving food instead of Turkey. **** that dry bird

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, but okra, brussels sprouts, and caviar are the traditional toppings.

I wish regional tournaments were run more competently. (True story, I was DQ'd today because they forgot to add my name to the bracket. I pre-registered and everything.)

 

[Kaiyedy]

Granted, but you lose every game you play there.

I wish every character in every smash game had Sheik's Bouncing Fish, except for Sm4sh Sheik.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but they also cloned all of sheiks other attacks too. Good job now we have 54 sheiks

I wish Pumpkin Pie was common all year round, not just at Thanksgiving

 

[Kaiyedy]

Granted, but they also cloned all of sheiks other attacks too. Good job now we have 54 sheiks

I wish Pumpkin Pie was common all year round, not just at Thanksgiving

Granted but now everyone has mysteriously developed an intense fear of Pumpkins...

I wish King K. Rool was in smash... As a Bowser clone.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but they also cloned all of sheiks other attacks too. Good job now we have 54 sheiks

Well, at least Smash 4 now has perfect balance.

Granted, but Bowser's new moveset is designed for King K. Rool.

I wish Van Halen did free concerts in my area.

 

[Spak]

Granted, but he's playing live as the guitarist for One Direction. They aren't even letting him improv or do any kind of solo.

I wish the napu was in North America.

 

[swampthingcs]

Granted, but he's playing live as the guitarist for One Direction. They aren't even letting him improv or do any kind of solo.

I wish the napu was in North America.

Granted, it becomes a heavily armed killing machine. Congrats, the entire US is dead.
I wish I was Wario irl