Corrupt-a-wish!

[Mythra]

Granted, but now everyone around you will speak in MLG style

I wish a 3rd Shiny Steelix

 

[A10theHero]

Granted but all your Pokemon games will simultaneously explode once you catch it

I wish I caught all of the shiny forms of all Pokemon.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. You have now completed one of the most difficult and tedious tasks ever created in video game history. After this accomplishment, there's practically nowhere to go from there. Thus, no other activity appeals to you, as it could never possibly match the greatness of your achievement. You eventually die of boredom.

I wish everyone on this planet were fully aware of what they're doing to it / how they're ruining it, and did something to fix it.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. As a result, all other planets will suffer, even ones containing alien life. Congratulations, you killed everyone but us.

I wish I made less sense.

 

[Winner-Bit]

If I could understand what you just said your wish was, I might be able to corrupt it...

Dammit, it's a paradox. We're doomed.

I wish there were more regional tournaments.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, but there would be no food, drinks, air conditioning, games, OR CONSOLES. You guys would also have to censor yourselves so you don't offend anyone. (even censor what you have said buddy.)

I wish I was pranked so My font change and theme makes more sense. And for other user's wishes (including mine) to be twice as corrupt.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I wish I was pranked so My font change and theme makes more sense.

Granted, but the Pranked color changes to a color that would still make your theme and font color make no sense at all.

And for other user's wishes (including mine) to be twice as corrupt.

Sorry, mate. One wish only.

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I wish for money.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, but you will be recognized as a world-wide threat to all.

Sorry, mate. One wish only. .

I wish for other user's wishes (including mine) to be twice as corrupt
THERE, HAPPY NOW???

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but only yours will be twice as corrupt and not anyone else's, therefore making your wish twice as corrupt, just like you wished for.

I wish for wishes.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. They all go to other people.

I wish to lose my hands.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, but you lose your arms, feet, and legs and they all go to the people without them.

I wish for all fly-looking bugs to go extinct

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, but now the food chain is collapsing.

I wish I knew why Marth and Lucina CPUs are so hard to kill.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. You completely forget the attack and movement patterns of the other CPUs as a result.

I wish for something hard.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted. You get a rock. On top of you. Crushing your bones.

I wish for a good capture card.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Very well, but you still need other expensive equipment

I wish I could just get some sleep tonight.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. You run into a steel beam and knock yourself out for a nice, solid 8 hours.

I wish the Wii U supported wired controllers natively.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but all controllers--both wired and wireless--will now have 62 million additional frames of input lag.

I wish for a unicycle

 

[Mythra]

Granted, but you'll be forced to dress as a clown to use it

I wish that Jeff Gordon wins the Nascar Sprint Cup Championship this year

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, but he wins by default because he was the only one who was pulled over for a pit stop when the car in first place spilled oil, crashed, and exploded, causing all the other cars slip on the oil and crash/explode as well.

Wow, my corruptions have been rather grim as of late...

I wish I could understand what people find so interesting about discussing who's gonna be the next president a full year before it even matters.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but a cruel dictator takes over the world and rules over it with an iron fist, making elections, not to mention said discussions, useless.

I wish I could say more things out if context.

 

[Mythra]

Granted, but no one will listen because people will always want to hear things in context

Granted, but he wins by default because he was the only one who was pulled over for a pit stop when the car in first place spilled oil, crashed, and exploded, causing all the other cars slip on the oil and crash/explode as well.

Wow, my corruptions have been rather grim as of late...
.

Considering it is Nascar, nothing will happen to the other drivers
J E F F B O Y S

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I wish that my neighbor's stereo explodes.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, except by explode the wish gods thought you meant "turned up all the way." You will be having many sleepless nights.

I wish for no legs.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, but you have to use crutches.

I wish for more amiibo to be made

 

[Mythra]

Granted, but as a way to prevent scalping, every amiibo is going to be Gamestop or Walmart exclusive now

I wish a Figma Lucina

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but it'll come to life while you're asleep and burn your house down

I wish for a good Twilight Sparkle plush

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, but it will have a suprise included

I wish for a PSP

 

[oZzIIgk]

Granted, but it can't be modded AT ALL, and can only run up to 300hz.You can only use games contained on UMDs.

I wish that my laptop didn't bluescreen when I touched it in the wrong places. (This actually happens, by the way. There's a small spot on the front panel that, when touched, causes the computer to restart or bluescreen. Seems 70-30 favoring restarts.)

 

[swampthingcs]

Granted, but it can't be modded AT ALL, and can only run up to 300hz.You can only use games contained on UMDs.

I wish that my laptop didn't bluescreen when I touched it in the wrong places. (This actually happens, by the way. There's a small spot on the front panel that, when touched, causes the computer to restart or bluescreen. Seems 70-30 favoring restarts.)

The issue is fixed, but your laptop is stuck looping We Are Electric at comical volume as long as it's on

 

[Mythra]

Considering there's no wish to corrupt I'll start again

I wish for a faster internet connection

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but you won't have it for long

I wish Princess Luna would cast a spell on me so I'm no longer an insomniac

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted. You're in a coma.

I wish bronies had better taste in television.

suprise included

**** you.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted. All bronies like to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in HD.

I wish people were entitled to their own likes and dislikes. >.>

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, but you will always be disliked.

I wish for infinite bag of tacos.

**** you.

*Takes a Bow* Thank you very much good sir.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but you will always be disliked.

I wish for infinite bag of tacos.

*Takes a Bow* Thank you very much good sir.

Granted, but when you eat them you get infinite diarrhea.

I wish dogs lived as long as humans.

 

[oZzIIgk]

Granted, but everything you could love about dogs is negated. They're incredibly hostile to any humans they're close to.

I wish @ swampthingcs knew how to wish.

 

[swampthingcs]

Granted, but my wishes are only in bold + italics as well as being underlined.

I wish PMDT would buff Bowser ;-;

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but he is now banned from tournaments.

I wish for no fingers.

Granted, but it will have a suprise included

*shudder* Being a man with arachnophobia, this news feed creeped the hell out of me...

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, they turn into snakes that never stop biting you.

i wish i was a Mechon.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but you will turn into ashes five seconds later.

I wish for cake

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but the cake is a lie, tho.

...I'm unoriginal...

I wish for the grossest thing possible.