Corrupt-a-wish!

[Kneutronic]

Granted. It's the ugliest thing imaginable.

I wish for something.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. You get something. Unfortunately, it's sealed in a box. If only you had a key...

Oh, wait, the key's in the box.

I wish to make a lot of friends at Paragon LA.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. You get something. Unfortunately, it's sealed in a box. If only you had a key...

Oh, wait, the key's in the box.

I wish to make a lot of friends at Paragon LA.

Granted. They all turn on you and be assholes to you.

I wish for my Zygarde to have good IVs.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. That's the only Pokemon you will ever use.

I wish for terror.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. That's the only Pokemon you will ever use.

I wish for terror.

Granted. The terror comes to you, and you die.

Oh, and the bringer of terror is Jigglypuff.

I wish for a free cookie for only 19.99 plus shipping and handling.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. Go to the guess which user will post next thread for your cookie.

I wish for fear.

 

[Luig]

Granted, but it is now opposite day.

I wish Spongebob didn't Suck after the first 5 seasons.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but it is now opposite day.

I wish Spongebob didn't Suck after the first 5 seasons.

Granted. Spongebob now Blows.

I wish there was more amazing Jontron gifs.

 

[Luig]

Granted. (JonTron amazing:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DiePie)

I wish for a wish.

 

[Winner-Bit]

May I be so bold as to invoke Section 5b of the Code of Wishing, v. 6.2.1.1.05:

"Thou shalt not exhaust your wishing ability, regardless of potential capacity, on the notion of receiving one or more wishes of the same or similar nature. Failure to comply will result in one of many possible outcomes, none of them pleasant, and the most common involving the spontaneous dismantling of every fiber of your being, down to the last Higgs Boson."

So yeah.

I wish I had a Game and Watch amiibo. Why did they have to put him in an exclusive 3-pack?

 

[ViridianViridi]

May I be so bold as to invoke Section 5b of the Code of Wishing, v. 6.2.1.1.05:

"Thou shalt not exhaust your wishing ability, regardless of potential capacity, on the notion of receiving one or more wishes of the same or similar nature. Failure to comply will result in one of many possible outcomes, none of them pleasant, and the most common involving the spontaneous dismantling of every fiber of your being, down to the last Higgs Boson."

So yeah.

I wish I had a Game and Watch amiibo. Why did they have to put him in an exclusive 3-pack?

Granted. You don't have any of the poses.

(Also, iirc there's also separate versions of the amiibo, I think.)

I wish the SSB Fanbase wasn't terribad.

 

[Luig]

ssb(64) community is already good, and your wish did nothing. Should have said ssb series.

I wish for a wish that didin't infract upon the code of the wish book rules.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but that wish was for a black hole to materialize under Earth, killing us all.

I wish for something I hate.

 

[Luig]

Here, take this singularity, and tell me how it is in heaven.

I wish for a wish that didn't infact the book and didn't create a black hole or any other catastrophic events.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but the more wishes you get have been used already.

I wish.

 

[Luig]

Not Applicable.

I wish this wish was less stupid.

 

[Kneutronic]

You become more stupid for wishing that.

I wish we weren't the only two posting here right now.

 

[Luig]

Granted, but greninja gets nerfed.

I wish for

 

[Kneutronic]

Gra- -I wi- -You cau- -an't wis- -ck you.

I wish you can understand that^.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but you get banned for what you said.

I wish for a unicycle.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. You will have one menstrual cycle. ...Right?

I wish for something less.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. You get only a fraction of your wish. However, your wish was for something less, and less of less is more. The result is in eternally growing and shrinking wish, which eventually undulates so rapidly that it causes a sonic fracture in the fabric of space-time, tearing the universe to shreds.

Don't divide by ZeRo, kids.

I wish that pun ^ weren't so bad.

 

[Kneutronic]

Not granted because of a grammar error.

I wish Winner-Bit's corruptions weren't complicated and boring to read.

 

[Luig]

Granted, but your puns become bad.

I wish for a

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. You got a

I wish people made sense.

 

[Luig]

Invalid because people are supposed to be nonsensical, we can't be perfect.

I wish for a wish that didn't make a black hole or infringe upon a code of the wish book, no conditions, just a pointless wish for a wish stall.

 

[Kneutronic]

Wish-ception. You are forced to wish.

I wish for a wish to wish today.

 

[Luig]

But you said wish 3 times. So you get
DeIlluminati instead.

I wish for less dank memes.

 

[Kneutronic]

"WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?!?!"
^...That becomes more popular.^

But seriously, what are dank memes?

I wish for something.

 

[Luig]

Something.

I wish that more people played Super Smash Bros., I mean, it's only the FIRST smash game.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but no one plays the other Smash games

I wish for more ponies

 

[Kneutronic]

You get less ponies.

I wish for best pony. ...Wait, what?

 

[Luig]

Granted, but there are even more flame wars on the internet.

I wish for less ponies

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted.

...Hey, I ain't complainin'.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, except there's an issue here. Did you literally wish for the concept of absence, or not even use the wish at all? It is entirely ungrantable if the latter is the case, and if you wished for the former, you just wasted a wish. However, since this is Corrupt-A-Wish, the rules assume that you wished for the actual concept of nothing. Therefore, you receive a thing. Nobody knows what it is, but it's definitely an object of some sort. The rest is up to you. Use your imagination! :D

I wish I made more sense.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, except there's an issue here. Did you literally wish for the concept of absence, or not even use the wish at all? It is entirely ungrantable if the latter is the case, and if you wished for the former, you just wasted a wish. However, since this is Corrupt-A-Wish, the rules assume that you wished for the actual concept of nothing. Therefore, you receive a thing. Nobody knows what it is, but it's definitely an object of some sort. The rest is up to you. Use your imagination! :D

I wish I made more sense.

Not after what happened here. Does that mean I can finally have the girl of my dreams as the "thing?"

...Nah. I'll settle with the nuke.

I wish for fire.

 

[Bennext]

I wish for fire.

Fire Granted, but it burnt down your house.

I wish for your shirt.

 

[LucarioDude]

Granted, but I'm shirtless for life.

I wish for my waifu to eat her cornflakes.

 

[Kneutronic]

Depends on who your waifu is.

Either way she goes on a health kick and forces you to throw out your chocolate.

I wish I was falling.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. You're falling.

...In love.

...With Sonic. ...I'm so sorry



I wish I had the ability to transform any object, material, or living being at will.