Corrupt-a-wish!

[Luig]

You now have to read every dr. Seuss book ever.

I wish there was no double posting.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but triple-posting is more popular than ever.

I wish I had speech.

You aren't holding that bow right.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but your fish gets dished without your wish, so your fish wish dish is now moot...ish?

I wish I had speech.

Granted, but you mutter curse words every time you speak. *steals gif*

I wish there were awesome gifs like the one this guy posted.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. You will end up with no friends since you'll be abusing said gifs.

I wish I wasn't here right now.

 

[Luig]

What are you waiting for?

I wish Crash Bandicoot was still a thing.

 

[Kneutronic]

Keep wishin'.

I wish we can actually play this game properly.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. You cause a time paradox.

I wish SRing for Xerneas wasn't as painful as it is.

 

[TRJV]

Granted, but every other forum game becomes locked.

You now have to read every Dr. Seuss book ever.

Isn't there supposed to be a downside?

I wish that this thread would slow down a bit; I've erased and redone this post three times already!

Edit: Aaand it appears another is in order...

Granted, but Xerneas's shiny texture becomes painful to look at.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but Sonic closes the thread down for going too fast.

I wish for no food.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. There is a rarely-mentioned planet on the outskirts of this galaxy, one that has only recently been inhabited. The creatures there are unlike any other in this universe, thriving off of negative feelings, poison sludge, and black holes. These beings even have a rudimentary language system. Unfortunately, this language is limited to only two words: "yes" and "no." As they love negativity, they call themselves "no".

Thus, your wish for no food is granted. Enjoy your black-hole poison-sludge stew!

I wish to have telekinetic powers.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but literally a second after you obtain these powers, you fall into a coma as your mind cannot handle them.

(Also, your post was amazing )

I wish for turtles.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. Those turtles are Bowsers. Have fun!

I wish for an egg.

 

[Luig]

The price is 25 cents. The delivery charge is $100,000.

I wish that Nintendo would actually release patch notes.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. Their patch notes are in complete gibberish.

I wish for an idk.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted but nobody knows what it is and you get arrested because of that.

I wish Pikachu's infinite still worked

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted but nobody knows what it is and you get arrested because of that.

I wish Pikachu's infinite still worked

Granted. Pikachu gets banned from all tournaments.

I wish Kneutronic would stop making nonsensical wishes.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but it actually wasnt.


I wish for something.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. Your opponent is stuck at 999% with no way to die.

I wish for something.

Granted. That something is a giant lenny face.

I wish people would stop using the "*********" meme.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted.

...What?

I wish for something challenging.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted.

...What?

I wish for something challenging.

Granted. It's BW2's "hard mode".

I wish for a Fire/Fairy pokemon.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. It's as bad as Sunkern.

I wish for a good Poison-type.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. It's design is based off of fecal matter and it's a japan exclusive event.

I wish the Shiny Arceus came to the U.S.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but it's the real deity, and the great Arceus will judge the United States for its actions--so basically you brought about the end of the good ol' USA.

I wish for more well-designed Pokemon like Trubbish.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but it's the real deity, and the great Arceus will judge the United States for its actions--so basically you brought about the end of the good ol' USA.

I wish for more well-designed Pokemon like Trubbish.

Granted. Those designs are all clones of Electrode.

I wish people would stop ******** about King K. Rool.

 

[Kneutronic]

Unfortunately because of the censor, your wish isn't granted.

I wish for a penny.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, it's an explosive penny that will seriously injure you and earn you a hospital bill of $10,000,000,000.

I wish for a watch.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Granted, but the clock is frozen.

I wish that everyone in Forum Games watched Arc V.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. It gets cancelled after 1 season. ...Or how many seasons it lasted... You can't get Yu-Gi-Oh out of your head, huh?

 

[ViridianViridi]

Since you didn't wish for anything, there is a time paradox, and everyone dies.

I wish my sync would actually work on Zygarde. HAVE A CAREFUL NATURE DAMMIT

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. It's so Careful that it refuses to fight.

I wish Zygarde was a better Pokemon.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted. It's so powerful that Arceus has to banish it from all gameplay.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted! You win $1,000,000!

...Oh, you didn't wish. I take it back.

I wish Mega Rayquaza was less powerful than it is.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Granted. It gets cancelled after 1 season. ...Or how many seasons it lasted... You can't get Yu-Gi-Oh out of your head, huh?

Not now that I know that there's a couple other people here who play it!

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted! You win $1,000,000!

...Oh, you didn't wish. I take it back.

I wish Mega Rayquaza was less powerful than it is.

Granted. Primal Groudon is banned from Ubers.

I wish for a sjuhfdnsmklwo0ei9ruhf.

 

[Platsy]

Granted, but smfiehqoxjf830ajfbfbrhei2owo.

I wish I was a ballah, I wish I was a little bit tallah.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but smfiehqoxjf830ajfbfbrhei2owo.

I wish I was a ballah, I wish I was a little bit tallah.

Granted. You become a meme that no one likes.

I wish Facebook didn't exist.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. People swarm and break Twitter.

I wish I can understand social media.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. You are now forced to go on the Smashbros subreddit, literally the worst place on Social Media, for the rest of your life.

I wish the /r/smashbros community didn't exist.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. You are banished to the Miiverse update.

...Eh, it actually has its perks, but still.

I wish for a wish to wish.

 

[Substitution]

Granted. But you used it up making the wish.

I wish for a new avatar.