Corrupt-a-wish!

[Luig]

Granted, but its turkey bacon.

I wish I had premium.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but its turkey bacon.

I wish I had premium.

Granted, but Luigi and Sonic are suddenly bottom tier in SSB4.

I wish Dark Pit's down special was the Gemini Orbitars.

 

[Luig]

Granted, but all of his moves, and with walk, jump and run are the orbitars, making him the worst in the earth.

I wish this wasn't so stupid of a thread.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but it now loses its point of existence, and you have no place else to be random in.

I wish for something I hate.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted. ...

I wish ZeRo and I were best friends.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but he's a n00b at everything he does.

I wish I had more luck

 

[Luig]

Granted, but its bad luck

I wish I hadn't listened to @ The Stoopid Unikorn and started watching mlp.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, but without the abundance of friendship and magic, your life falls to shambles.

I wish Quote were confirmed as a playable character in Smash.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but without the abundance of friendship and magic, your life falls to shambles.

I wish Quote were confirmed as a playable character in Smash.

Granted, but he's worse than Zelda.

I wish my dog didn't have to be put down today.

 

[Luig]

Granted.

I wish I didn't have premium.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted.

I wish I didn't have premium.

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish there were Pokemon mii costumes. SUE ME

 

[Luig]

Granted, but you lose millions of dollars from a lawsuit by Peta.

I wish this thread was faster.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but you lose millions of dollars from a lawsuit by Peta.

I wish this thread was faster.

Granted, but you get 666 alerts per second.

I wish Diggersby didn't exist.

 

[Luig]

Diggersby is now ybsreggiD.

I wish you could have opinions on the internet.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but there can't be facts on the internet, so who knows what's real?

I wish.

 

[Luig]

You have traveled back in time, taking away your wish before you did it, meaning you in the future never existed, thus the you you saw keeps living but you "you" dies.

I wish that wasn't so complicated.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but science will cease to exist.

I wish I learned to love math.

 

[Luig]

Granted, but you must binge watch every video numberphile has ever made.

I wish I didn't live in Hill Billy Hell (Arkansas)

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted... but you now live in traffic hell (Massachusetts).

I wish Maine would stop getting the shaft from Nintendo.

 

[Luig]

Granted, but nintendo goes out of business.

I wish twitch chat wasn't so, uhhhh... whats the word?
Cancerous...

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but nintendo goes out of business.

I wish twitch chat wasn't so, uhhhh... whats the word?
Cancerous...

****ty?

Granted, but the ****tiness goes to Smashboards. (I feel Smashboards is the one place where the Smash Fandom is actually decent lol)

I wish /r/smashbros wasn't so quick to be salty.

 

[Luig]

Granted, but now everyone dies because of a lack of NaCl.

I wish the whole smash fandom of every game could get along.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but now everyone dies because of a lack of NaCl.

I wish the whole smash fandom of every game could get along.

Granted... just kidding, that's impossible to grant.

I wish wasn't so overhyped. (A friggin' PIKACHU-EX?! ARE YOU KIDDING?!)

 

[Luig]

Granted, but now everyone is inside their pcs.
THE MATRIX

I wish these pics were less trippy.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but now everyone is inside their pcs.
THE MATRIX

I wish these pics were less trippy.

Granted, but you accidentally go on an eternal LSD trip.

I wish more users would reply to this thread.

 

[Luig]

Granted, but you now get 666 alerts per second.

I wish this seemed familiar.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. Déja vu attack!

I don't wish.

 

[Luig]

By wishing for not wishing, you used up your wish on a no wish, causing your brain to explode.

I wish for -3 more wishes.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted.

...What?

I wish for something.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. The thing is being banned from smashboards.

I wish my iPod's photo quality wasn't worse than a potato.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. It's worse than a rotten tomato.

I wish again.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted. It's worse than a rotten tomato.

I wish again.

Granted. You are now banned from wishing.

I wish the FMA series would continue.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but it becomes the worst series ever.

I wish I was banned.

 

[Luig]

Wrong thread.

I wish SMBZ didin't stop.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

(So do I )

Granted, but the story is complete ****

I wish life was easier.

 

[Luig]

Lifes' rewards are not as great anymore.

I wish I actually knew how to make a PSA hack for Brawl.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but it's as popular as Brawl + is today.

I wish for no memories.

 

[Luig]

You aren't holding that bow right.

I wish I was left handed.

 

[TRJV]

Granted, but so is everyone else
(Good wish though, being left-handed is amazing)

I wish for fish with my fish wish dish.

 

[TRJV]

*Double-posting intensifies*