Corrupt-a-wish!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you become just as demented as he is....until you get blown up by a plumber

I wish for more ponies

 

[dimensionsword64]

Granted, but they all are evil and destroy the world. Have a nice day!

I wish that I had a man made out of me.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but you will lose your masculinity.

I wish for immortality.

 

[AustarusIV]

Granted! But you forgot to wish for eternal youth and for the ability to regenerate from any grievous wounds. Good luck recovering from that seemingly irreversible coma because of that truck coming your way!

I wish I had a Black Mage Charmander for a pet.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but he turns you into a toad with no way to change back. Good luck with that.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Doctor Wario]

Granted, but the richest person in the world comes to your house and gives you the whole universe free of charge.

I wish to be the 13th doctor.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but only for 10 seconds, as they'll have already found a new one by then.

I wish to be younger.

 

[Doctor Wario]

Granted, but the master pulls out his laser screwdriver and makes you so old so you are over 1000 years old.

I wish to become a new smash bros dlc.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, you're a trophy

I wish that I could choose the next DLC characters

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but they turn out to be Goku and Shrek, characters that most everyone does not want. You will be hated for life.

I wish for $0.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you still get pennies

I wish I had more knowledge

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but you lose the ability to think.

I wish not to wish.

 

[Doctor Wario]

Granted, but a genie comes along to force to to wish an infinite amount of times.

I wish to have a tardis.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but you will never be the same doctor. People will miss you.

I wish I can control all the elements

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but you get the lame incarnations from the Last Airbender movie.

I wish I could fight as a Substitute.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but your only move is -- (aka Super Glitch or TMTRAINER), which will insta-kill the opponent, but lock the game up afterwards. If by some miracle the game doesn't lock up, the string containing your name has been corrupted, which will either lock up the game the next time you save or corrupt your save entirely next time you save.

I wish the Wii U was region-free.

(I love Gen1 glitches)

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. Your Wii U gets impounded in China, who confuse it with a democratic rebellion.

BTW, love your signature, Malon's such a beautiful woman.

I wish to die.

 

[TRJV]

Whoa, slow down there jimbo.

Granted, but you're inside a comic book, so you'll be back in a few years.

I wish that the NX will be on par with Xbox One and PS4.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but then the Xbox Two and PS5 come out, so Nintendo's still a generation behind.

I wish that I had a working Steel Battalion game + controller.

@ Kneutronic You tryna steal mai waifu? Look, don't touch.
I do the same, but I don't have a choice

 

[Sari]

Granted, but you don't have a working Xbox.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. The carpet turns into lava and you melt away.

@ Kneutronic You tryna steal mai waifu? Look, don't touch.
I do the same, but I don't have a choice

Nah, I claimed Zelda already. You're safe.

 

[A10theHero]

Nice invisible wish you got there.

I wish I had my two front teeth.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but they're on your feet

I wish I had more pony

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but they're zombie ponies that will eat your flesh in real life.

I wish I had more time.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, you get one more millisecond

I wish I could post anything without getting banned

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but then you get banned for ban evasion.

I wish that I could draw well.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but nobody will appreciate your art until after the zombie pony apocalypse.

I wish I was funny

 

[Kneutronic]

Nice invisible wish you got there.

I know, right?

Granted. Everyone dies of laughter.

I wish I was falling.

 

[Luig]

Does scrolling down the page count?

I wish for an anti-corrupt shield.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted - your shield will not vote on legislation where it potentially holds a conflict of interest.

I wish that Disney hadn't bought Star Wars.

 

[Luig]

Pixar now owns lucas film (ironic since lucasfilm owned pixar before disney)

I wish I was sleeping

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, but you're sleeping forever. AKA you're dead.

I wish I had a New 3DS.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but you can't charge it.

I wish Spyro was in Smash 4

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, he's a trophy

I wish ponies were in Smash

 

[Luig]

Granted with no conditions.

I wish I had a car and a license.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but they're only usable in video games

I wish I had a book

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, you get a facebook account

I wish Chibi-Robo were in Smash

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but he's an Assist Trophy

I wish I had some inspiration to make some art

 

[Luig]

Granted, but your inspiration will be a photoshopped lil mac.

I wish Young link was in smash 4 as an assist trophy.
totally not reverse psychology

 

[ViridianViridi]

Granted, you get a facebook account

I wish Chibi-Robo were in Smash

Dammit, I wanted to say the book was 50 shades of gray.
Then again, Facebook is just a pile of ech.

Granted, but your inspiration will be a photoshopped lil mac.

I wish Young link was in smash 4 as an assist trophy.
totally not reverse psychology

Granted, but he actually IS an assist trophy.

I wish everyone had bacon.