Corrupt-a-wish!

Luco

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#1
This works really well in another forum I go to, so I'm going to try it here.

the concept is simple. Make a wish, then the next person somehow corrupts that wish and makes their own one, to be corrupted by the next person, so on and so forth.

Traditionally, when corrupting a wish you say "Granted, *insert corruption of wish here*.

An example would be as such:

Person a: "I wish for justice!"

Person b: "Granted, but you get just ice and end up in Antarctica"

Without further ado, I will make the first wish!

I wish I was the best smash player in all the lands!
 

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Granted, society becomes so addicted to games they forget to eat, drink and do anything and the entire race dies out. Great job, frost, you just committed (super) genocide. :laugh:

I wish dinosaurs were still around today.
 

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Granted, but they start razing towns like those Godzilla/King Kong/<insert monster here> movies.

I wish Pokémon were real.
 
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Granted. But you are going to fight aganist the team of Meta Knight, Snake and Diddy Kong

I wish for...
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A small glass of Fresh Refrigated Water With Ice

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#15
Granted, but it will be reported because there is already a wish corrupter.

I wish you will go check it out.

:phone:
 

Biz_R_0

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#22
Granted, now there's so much you literally cannot walk through it.

I wish for a giant sandwich that will taste good but not so good that everything else will be awful by comparison and will not cause me any harm whatsoever, that can only be eaten by me, on a plate that I already own ad hasn't been tampered with in any way.
 
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#23
Granted. However, you will be made considerably larger (so that to you, the sandwich is no longer giant but actually rather small) and your taste buds will no longer function.

I wish for a candy apple.
 

Biz_R_0

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Wait what? how does that work? Nothing in that cold be twisted into "you become morbidly obese and you can't taste things". You guys are really dumb genies.
 

The Fail Tracer

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#25
Welcome to the Forum Games, where we joke around a bit! It's all in good fun... That's why we sometimes goof around. Obviously, it's not because we have to, nor are we prohibited to do so. We mess around because we're allowed to have fun with our twists on humor.

Also, if you make your wish so hard to corrupt, then of course people are gonna find a ridiculous way around it. I mean, that's to be expected.

@infiniteV155: Granted, it has a non-candy worm inside it.

I wish my body would always have a balanced temperature.
 

Biz_R_0

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Wait what? how does that work? Nothing in that cold be twisted into "you become morbidly obese and you can't taste things". You guys are really dumb genies.
I turned you into a giant, I didn't just make you obese.
ie you're tall now too. Like Paul Bunion. I don't understand why genies can make pokemon real and that's fine, but we can't turn people into giants. ._.
Or why we can grant omnipotence to others but can't disable taste buds.

i wish for a battle of Godzilla,Barney and Reptar!
Granted, but as they are civilized dinosaurs they prefer to engage in a battle of wits: A game of chess.

I wish Fox would shinespike me in real life.
 
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Fine but so does Muk and Koffing.

I wish that I had a pet Lapras, that has an awesome personality and would never hurt anybody unless I said so

:phone:
 

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Granted but they immediately forget you exist once they notice it.

I wish emotions didn't exist. </heartache>

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