Corrupt-a-wish!

[Luco]

Granted, I stop posting in this thread and your lives all become a little duller because i'm not there.

I wish I was unable to wish.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but your not ponyo so you cant go back

i wish for this to be viewed

 

[Luco]

Granted, I click on the link, see the title and immediately close the tab.

I can't wish.

 

[infiniteV115]

I wish Luco could wish again.

 

[Luco]

Granted but only 697354012592771 times.

I wish flaoc turned in to clofa.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it suddenly turns into coca-clofa.

I wish for a pet King K. Rool.

 

[Scinn]

Granted. But donkey kong kills him.

I wish I could get a good sleeping schedule going

 

[Luco]

Granted, you develop a phase where you sleep for 30 minutes every four hours (this has actually been done, where you revert to a poly-phase of sleep rather than one full dose daily), no matter what you are doing, driving, eating, playing computer games, on the bus and missing your bus stop, etc. (this actually happens)

One day, you fall asleep at the wheel and kill yourself.

I wish Terranigma (game from the SNES) got a remake.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but it's not released in Dreamland

i wish for

 

[Scinn]

Granted but it dies... then you die from sadness....

I wish nothing had draw backs and only good things happened to me.

Granted, you develop a phase where you sleep for 30 minutes every four hours (this has actually been done, where you revert to a poly-phase of sleep rather than one full dose daily), no matter what you are doing, driving, eating, playing computer games, on the bus and missing your bus stop, etc. (this actually happens)

One day, you fall asleep at the wheel and kill yourself.

I wish Terranigma (game from the SNES) got a remake.

But that's not a good sleep schedule owo

 

[Luco]

Granted but it dies... then you die from sadness....

I wish nothing had draw backs and only good things happened to me.



But that's not a good sleep schedule owo

Sure it is, this one guy decided to use it for like a third of a year. :3

It just happens not to work in tandem with our current lifestyle. :3

 

[Claire Diviner]

I wish nothing had draw backs and only good things happened to me.

Granted, but bad things and drawbacks will happen to everyone you loved, currently love, and will ever love in the future.

I wish there were no more snow.

 

[Luco]

Granted, you get heat-waves for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go back to the ancient world and dark ages. :D

 

[Scinn]

Granted. But you wind up in a battlefield and are attacked by a man riding a white stallion who then proceeds to kill you with his halberd while screaming "EXCELSIOR!!!"

I wish Capcom would move more monster hunter games into the US.

 

[Luco]

Granted but something dark and evil happens on the way and the US versions end up being so bad you lose faith in the entire series.

I wish this thread won't become too circular...

 

[infiniteV115]

Granted. However, this thread is rendered useless because of this thread.
Sorry buddy.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but-wait, what?

i wish for SkiFree to be Yeti Free!

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted, but the Yeti is moved into your house. Bye-bye, Baki.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but you choke on it. I wish that nobody will respond to this.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted. I am a sad nobody with no friends. Will you play arts and crafts with me?

I wish that I never wished this wish.

 

[Luco]

Granted, *no response*

I wish Smashboards would never have bad gateways. >:-I

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Granted.

Now all gateways are bad. So, by comparison, none are


I wish for a with without negative reprocussions.


I also wish that the above wish that I used to wish for a wish that has no reprocussions has no negative reprocussions.

Same goes for the above wish.

And the above wish

And the above wish...

...



Screw it, I wish I had an Oran Berry! >:'I

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but Leavanny used bug bite and gained its effect

i wish i had a real Leafeon

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Granted, but the FBI confiscates it forever for Government testing.

I wish I had regenerative abilities.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted,but you have to follow this 49.7 page rule book to use it.



I wish Donkey Kong was more popular.

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, but Nintendo gets sued for copyright infrigement on King Kong and loses.

I wish to have a pet dragon.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but it destroyed an entire city and gets destroyed by the military

i wish i had a bow/sword (similar to Serah's in FFXIII-2)

 

[Luco]

Granted, you don't know how to use it and get slaughtered in your first battle.

I wish I had a pet dragon of my own, that was awesome and didn't attack cities for no reason.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted, but you kill your best friend by accident.

I wish for another sandwich.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but you have to eat it over the toilet and you drop it in accidentally.

I wish that I had a penny. Wait, I already have one never mind.

 

[Luco]

Granted, the penny that you already have is taken away from you and replaced by a plastic one.

I wish I had all the chocolate in the world.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted, but you end up giving it to Charlie.


I wish for a sandwich that I don't eat over the toilet or choke on.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but you have to eat it outside and a bird poops on it.

I wish the next person will tell me what to wish for.

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, I will make you wish something really bad.

I wish to have a plasma cannon...

 

[Luco]

Granted, the government confiscates it for testing.

I wish Story Forum had more posters in it.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted. Now it reaches it's maximum amount of posts and is locked.


I wish for a Not Sandwich.

 

[Luco]

Granted, it's actually an oreo that you still lose down the toilet.

I wish smash 4 wouldn't take so long...

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted. It's rushed like Sonic 06, and it's just as bad.


I wish all anti-piracy screens wern't so scary.

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, but piracy itself would be punished by death.

I wish to have a huge mecha.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted, but it's too heavy for you.



I wish for rain to be replaced with orange soda.