Corrupt-a-wish!

[Fluttershy]

They are what we would call “crimes”

granted but all you can catch are Bidoofs

i wish i had a 3ds game to play.

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, but you lose the game when you get it.

I wish a I had Toto (Japanese toilet xD)

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but it comes with Sephiroth

i wish i had a working laptop cord

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Granted. It's your arm.

I... (resists urge to ask for another berry)

I wish I for two Oran berries that have been corrupted somehow by this wish.

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, you only get HALF of a berry.

I wish Fire Emblem: Awakening released in Europe sooner...

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, but the game text is in brail.

I wish I could eat as much candy as I want and not get fat.

granted but it comes with Sephiroth

Lol that's not a bad thing. I LOVE Sephiroth!!

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Granted. Your motabolism is boosted to insane levels, and you must eat extremely fatty foods 24/7 to avoid starvation.

(Half an uncorrupted berry? Yesssss!)

Ehem... I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted, but all of your previiou2 memoriie2 are era2ed

ii wii2h the2e 2chool compter2 were better

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but someone hacks into the server and disables it for the rest of the school year

I wish i could find an actual good trade in the GTS without someone wanting a level 1 legendary which is IMPOSSIBRU!!

 

[pawndidater2]

granted, now they want level 100 magiikarp

ii wii2h ii could thiink of good name2 for all of my character2. all of them

 

[Mari]

Granted. But the names are all in japanese.

I wish for Magolor to somehow invite me to a party.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Granted He sends you back the the time of the the Boston Tea Party.

I wish Charizardz were real

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, but he will destroy us all.

I wish I was fluent in Japanese.

 

[Scinn]

Granted but you forget how to use any other language you knew. And you can't relearn them either.

I wish! FOR A WISH!

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, but it was an unwanted wish.

I wish I was a superhero.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted but you have no power2

ii wii2h ii had dead 2pace 3

 

[Mari]

Granted, but it has worse graphics than Sonic 3D Blast.

I wish...for a Warpstar.

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, but I'll just be a design of a star. It will not work right.

I wish I was a mind reader.

granted but you have no power2

I'm batman! Lol

 

[Mari]

Granted, but you can only read the minds of hot dogs.

I wish for....a new sonic ga- NO. NO. Do not wish for that....

I wish for a Wii U.

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, when you buy it. It will be stolen from you the very moment you. Walk out the store.

I wish for I had affair with Wolverine.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Granted, but now a bunch of jealous fan-girls are out to annihilate you.

I wish for a hug

 

[peeup]

Granted, its from that old guy from down the street who's Halloween costume is the creepiest blend of Gene Simmons and Tony the Tiger.

I wish I didn't have to poop so bad right now.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Granted now you really have to pee.

I wish I had a shiny nickel.

 

[peeup]

Granted, but its a GIRL nickel!!

I wish someone would get my Fairly Oddparents reference

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, but no cared.

I wish I could write book and become FAMOUS!

 

[Mari]

Granted, But it's a ripoff of the Narnia books. Then you get sued.

@peeup: I used to watch the Fairly Oddparents ALL the time when I was a kid. Those were the days...

I wish Shadow would give me his awesome motorcycle. WITH GUNS.

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, but you're arrested for illegal weapon possession.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

[Mari]

Granted, But it burns you to a crisp and eats you.

I wish for a pet....Darkrai! ~ <3

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, but it will put you in a nightmare-induced coma.

I wish I had Lady Rainicorn as pet and to be able to understand her.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted but all she doe2 ii2 complaiin

ii wii2h two be ma2ter of the uniiver2e and all that iinhabiit iit

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but the universe collapses the following day

i wish they had more copies of the new fire emblem

 

[Mari]

Granted, But now people will go over to your house and fight to the death for it.

I wish for a watch that controls time.

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, but it breaks and stuck in one time.

I wish I was a billionaire.

 

[Luco]

Granted, but you get just billion aire and end up falling from the sky lots of times.

I wish puns were suddenly the funny thing again.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted but the penalty for one ii2 liifetiime iin jaiil

ii wii2h for the uniiver2e two collap2e today. tomorrow ii2 kinda far off.

 

[Mari]

Granted.......and I don't know what's worse than that....

I wish someone named a far-off star after me...THAT would be awesome...

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but the star gets closer to Earth and destroys the world

I wish season 4 of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic would come sooner...

 

[Mari]

Granted, but it's a flashback of G3.

I wish FOR ENDLESS PIZZA!!!

...I'm hungry...

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted...they all have anchovies.
I wish I had Fire Emblem Awakening.

 

[Fluttershy]

^ me two
Granted but your 3DS breaks and the warranty ran out

I wish i was in an area that actually got a good internet connection...