Corrupt-a-wish!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, Manicorn returns

I wish for trains

 

[A10theHero]

Granted. You are now tied to train tracks and trains will be repeatedly running you over for the next 20 years.

I wish for more posters for my dorm

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, but they're all on a character you hate the most.

I wish i was a wizard. (wait.. I am.)

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you are however a newb wizard again, now you can't remember cool spells.

I wish my hand was a blade.

 

[oZzIIgk]

Granted, but it's permanently lodged somewhere pretty uncomfortable.
I wish for a better processor. (not that I don't love my little FX-4300)

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but it's so good that your eyes will melt out once you use it.

I wish for french fries.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. They're literal deep fried Frenchmen.

I wish for something.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you get a ring that will make you be seen as a threat to the world, everyone will want you dead and the government will be after you and you can't take it off.

i wish i was a poison sandwich.

 

[Winner-Bit]

Granted, but noboddy ever eats you.

I wish I knew why people chant "Ole ole ole" at hype tourneys.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you forget and never find out.

i wish i had my own Jojo stand.

 

[FairyGardens435]

Granted, but the stand breaks the moment you get it.

I wish earwigs, wasps, and hornets didn't exist.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, But you go with them!

I wish i had a Mechon suit.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but you will be forever trapped in a washing machine without any hopes of ever escaping it.

I wish I had new pencils.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, but they will always make spelling errors.

I wish for a gameboy micro

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. It's so micro you can't even see it!

I wish for something to fall on me.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, you have just accumulated all of the US's national debt. Hard times have fallen on you.

I wish I knew everything

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted, you are a threat to the world for holding all information that is not supposed to be shared.

I wish I was better at computer programming, art, etc.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but you'll be a better person ONLY at places named "computer programming", "art", and "etc".

I wish days we're shorter and nights we're longer

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. We're in an eternal winter. (Frozen, anyone?)

I wish to be thinner.

 

[swampthingcs]

Do it yaself, boy!
Granted, but you drop down to 60 pounds and can never gain weight.

EDIT: I really need to wish...

 

[A10theHero]

Granted. Nothing and everything happens.

I wish for a new avatar

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, But this time Micheal Bay has to direct it. You've doomed us all

I wish for unlimited wishes

 

[A10theHero]

Granted but they will all be corrupted

I wish Michael Bay directed a movie about his life
The explosive tale of a young director who brought action to an explosive new explosive level...filled with explosions!

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted. As everyone watches it, the explosion in the movie also happens in real life at the same place. Congrats. You killed us all.

I wish for a taco

Granted, but you'll be a better person ONLY at places named "computer programming", "art", and "etc".

I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶
Now i do.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but you won't like the toppings

I wish I was a little bit taller

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted:http://data:image/jpeg;base64,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

You're tall as him now

I wish I had money

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but it's from monopoly

I wish I was a baller

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, you're an alien from the planet Ball and you can't breathe in Earth atmosphere.

I wish my English teacher didn't assign so much work.

 

[swampthingcs]

Granted, the paper you do it on is 3x thinner.
I wish I had basketball skin

 

[atreyujames]

Granted, but now you are in danger of deflating

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

 

[Kneutronic]

Don't we all wish that?

Anyway, your wish is granted; however, your number is blocked on her phone.

I wish I knew what love is.

 

[atreyujames]

Granted. but now you only have knowledge, you will never experience it.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 impala.

 

[Spak]

Congrats, you have a rabbit in a hat (although he also seems to have relieved himself in your hat) and your bat has been used to smash the '64 impala to smithereens.

I wish my hamster hadn't died.

 

[A10theHero]

Granted, but...actually I don't wanna corrupt this wish if it was a recent event.
If it's not recent:

Spoiler

Granted, but zombies will rise with it and enslave the human race

I wish I knew if the aforementioned wish was recent or not

 

[Spak]

Granted, but...actually I don't wanna corrupt this wish if it was a recent event.
If it's not recent:

Spoiler

Granted, but zombies will rise with it and enslave the human race

I wish I knew if the aforementioned wish was recent or not

Is 12-13 years ago recent?

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Is 12-13 years ago recent?

No.

I wish I knew if the aforementioned wish was recent or not

Granted. You never know.

I wish I can get more amiibo.

 

[swampthingcs]

Granted, you can never unpackage or sell them.
I wish Wario was real.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Granted. He is locked up to do work and people can never even see him.

I wish this thread would end

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but only for a very limited period of time.

I wish i could transform into a winged tiger.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

Revival of threads.
Granted, but you can't see, smell, hear, or feel anything. Good luck getting around.

I wish I didn't have so much work