Corrupt-a-wish!

[BonafideFella]

Granted but I'm now Jewish for some reason...
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I wish orange juice didn't taste so bad after brushing your teeth.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but it’s 9999999999999 calories

I wish for people to stop wanting non video game characters in Smash

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Goku, Shrek, and SpongeBob are already in the roster.




I wish that YouTube will stop giving me TikTok ads.

 

[newsuperhackboys]

Granted. They instead get the website blocked until you agree to let them play those ads again.
I wish World of Light was easier.

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Granted. They instead get the website blocked until you agree to let them play those ads again.
I wish World of Light was easier.

Wish granted, but now all bottomless pits and harmful obstacles are covered with floating platforms. Also, there's only one ending, and it's the bad one.

I wish that Flash in the Dark had a Smash remix.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the quality of said remix is extremely poor.

I wish I knew with certainty what job I should get.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Granted, but it's also the job that you have despised since childhood. You just know wirh certainty that you'll end up doing said job.

i WiSh I wAs LoVeD..

 

[Deleted member]

GrAnTeD, bUt YoU nOw LiVe In A wOrLd WhErE LoVe = HaTe







I wIsH KaRrEn DiDn'T tAkE tHe KiDs FrOm Me.

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but instead of KaRrEn taking the kids from you, it was SoCiAl SeRvIcEs all along!
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I wish tomatoes weren't classified as a fruit.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Granted. The word "fruit" is only a figment of your imagination. The word doesn't exist, tomato is an object that is unable to be classified, and you are taken to aental asylum due to the only word you able to say is "fruit" now, when such word has never existed.

I wish that fruit existed.

 

[Deleted member]

NO!!!! YOU MUST RELIZED YOUR MISTAKES OF GETTING RID OF FRUITS!!!! just kidding wish granted, but Tomatoes are the only fruit in the world.



I wish my cats don't run away from me

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but that's because they are physically unable to run due to their lack of legs.
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I wish Ridleyboards became its own forum separate from Smashboards.

NO!!!! YOU MUST RELIZED YOUR MISTAKES OF GETTING RID OF FRUITS!!!! just kidding wish granted, but Tomatoes are the only fruit in the world.

DAMMIT! EVERY TIME!

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but the website has one big picture of Ridley on the front page that’s so big it takes 4 hours to actually see anything

I wish I can make any object I want appear

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Granted but the website has one big picture of Ridley on the front page that’s so big it takes 4 hours to actually see anything

I wish I can make any object I want appear

Granted. But you have to submit all of your object requests through the US government.

I wish I had the infinity gauntlet

 

[Deleted member]

Wish Granted, but magic isn't real, and any media that has it doesn't exist, so to everyone you just have a overall big glove that can't even be used by anyone.




I wish that I could pull the plug on Grandpa without feeling bad (DON'T TAKE THIS LITERALLY, IT'S JUST A GOSH DARN JOKE, still corrupt the wish though)

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but you don't feel bad because you unplug most of your family members on a daily basis.
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I wish someone takes NotAPro Bro's joke literally, goshdarnit.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but they spam him with hate and everyone else in the world because why not

I wish there was an update that lasted for one day which reintroduced tripping just to mess with people

 

[Deleted member]

Wish Granted, but it causes the next world war.

Granted but they spam him with hate and everyone else in the world because why not

I wish people didn't hate me

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but you’re the ruler of the world and super stressed by your responsibilities

I wish Smash Bros. music would play on the radio

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but it's nothing but a 90~hour loop of Smash 64's character selection theme.
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I wish stale memes wouldn't run longer than they deserve to.

 

[Deleted member]

Wish granted, but you never sayed the names ad to be the same as thy were.
Stale Memes is now good memes, good memes are now stale memes. And now good memes last for a short time while we have long amounts of our stale memes.



I wish Freddi Fish had a chance to get in Smash (WITHOUT ruining the chances for Beat from Jet Set Radio)

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but it ruins the chances of everyone else

I wish for a Street Fighter game with gameplay similar to Super Smash Bros.

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but its still littered with the problems of Street Fighter V
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I wish for a Nintendo crossover game that's similar to the Wonderful 101

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but it sells as many copies as that game

I wish for the ability to make any object I want appear anytime I want

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you never specified it had to be near you. It could even appear in China.




I wish I wish with all my HEART, that I won't die holding in a FART (haha it rhymes see so it funny yes)

 

[newsuperhackboys]

I wish I wish with all my HEART, that I won't die holding in a FART (haha it rhymes see so it funny yes)

Granted but now when you do FART, you explode.

I wish there was a 50 Man Smash.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but it gets removed for not being gender neutral

I wish for Nintendo to port Suppra Mayro Bross on the Switch

 

[Deleted member]

Granted but Nintendo was choosing whether to make Suppra Mayro Bross on the Switch, or Port MOTHER 3. They decided to do the first option and now it delayed MOTHER 3's release in America by 10 years after it was going to be on the switch.





I wish that I was a better listener

 

[LIL ELF]

Granted but you will hear every single sound, voice, music, etc going on the earth at the same moment for the rest of your life.

I wish I could build toy faster.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you move so quickly that your arms fall off due to overuse.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but countries still hate each other, yet don’t go to war

I wish for the skills to make my own Smash game and not get tired and Nintendo won’t remove it or get me in trouble

 

[Deleted member]

Granted but you get backlash for making a TERRIBLE smash game. And it took so long of hyp just for hunt down the freeman a crap Smash Game






I wish I haf a fully functional working PS4 with lots of games, nothing happens to me irl, my other consoles don't go away or get worse or be bad, and nothing bad happens to my friends and family.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but your TV dosen’t work

I wish for new characters to be added regularly to Smash Ultimate using updates

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Sakurai works too hard trying to maintain this and died of a heart attack after 2 characters ((Freddi Fish & Luther ((Freddi Fish and Luther are in the same characters like Roasalina and Luma)) and Slippy Toad)) were finished






(sobs) I wish Sakurai was still alive.

 

[BonafideFella]

Granted but now you are eternally punished for altering the timeline and now your most~wanted will never get in as punishment.
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I wish someone could tell me what the hell my avatar is.

 

[Deleted member]

NO!
Wish Granted, but they're wrong.





I wish that I could wish a wish so wishingly that wished the wishes of wishes that made wishes wish a wish along to wishing a wish that I could wish my wish to come true after wishing so hard and wishing with might my wish wishes a wish to wish the wish of all wish for all wishing good wishes.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but your wish fails.

I wish for Hitmonlee in Smash.

 

[SniperGabe]

Granted, however nothing changes as Hitmonlee is already a spirit and that counts as being in Smash

I wish that Geno and Ashley were playable in Smash Ultimate

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Granted but they’re Link echos

I wish for all the Links to have more seperate attacks

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but they're now all horribly unbalanced compared to the rest of the cast, and are either banned from competitive play and universally shamed in casual play, or bottom tier and are near-impossible to play effectively.

I wish DuckTales would air it's next new episode this month.