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[Budai578]

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!

Also... Don't have sex! Because you will get Chlamydia... and die!

 

[Laijin]

Cant let you do that StarFox
http://starfoxvgcats.ytmnd.com/\

edit: I almost got ***** by a girl when I was 8 years old.
She was touching me all the time and forced me to make out with her.
She was also pretty hot.

 

[Budai578]

Cant let you do that StarFox
http://starfoxvgcats.ytmnd.com/\

edit: I almost got ***** by a girl when I was 8 years old.
She was touching me all the time and forced me to make out with her.
She was also pretty hot.

That's... hot...?

 

[_milktea]

I LOVE Mean Girls. Good stuff Budai.

 

[NusCirtap]

One of my greatest fears is getting *****. I also fear stalkers and drowning, then I thought, what if I was ***** by my stalker while I was drowning? Yeah, that would suck.

 

[_milktea]

*Laughs at the post arrangement.*

I realized only recently I fear dark waters greatly. Any sign of shadow or indication of some life in the water will scare the living **** out of me, like when I see a big mass of seaweed at the beach...

 

[MarthIsMyHero]

I LOVE Mean Girls. Good stuff Budai.

Are you sure you aren't a lesb Milktea?

Wow, I feel like an unused person. I can count on my hands and toes the amount of times I've kissed, and on one hand the girls I've dated. I'm deprieved. LOL. I'll wait a few months till college. Then the fun begins... kinda. I'll still be a picky person, but more options await!!

 

[ZoSo]

I LOVE Mean Girls. Good stuff Budai.

I didn't pick up on the reference, but... yeah. Good movie.

 

[MarthIsMyHero]

I didn't pick up on the reference, but... yeah. Good movie.

Sigh, I don't watch movies! Stupid references. I haven't watched a modern movie in 5 years, if I don't include 300. >_> Lame.

 

[Laijin]

mean girls.
lindsey lohan was hot in that movie. :]
who agrees?

 

[_milktea]

Who cares how many people you've dated. Tons of meaningless/insignificant relationships < less but more meaningful ones. I can count how many people I've dated WITH MY EYEBALLS.

 

[ZoSo]

Yes, but not as hot as Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[omegawhitemage]

LOL i've still dated no one and kissed no one and I'm somehow pleased with that

 

[Laijin]

Sam L Jackson is the one of the most amazing human beings to ever live

 

[DarkDragoon]

*Laughs at the post arrangement.*

I realized only recently I fear dark waters greatly. Any sign of shadow or indication of some life in the water will scare the living **** out of me, like when I see a big mass of seaweed at the beach...

>_> You probably would've died when a family of stingrays swam over my feet in Costa Rica.
LOL.
It scared me a hell of a lot too! >_<
Steve Irwin was just KILLED by one of those suckers.

One of my greatest fears is getting *****. I also fear stalkers and drowning, then I thought, what if I was ***** by my stalker while I was drowning? Yeah, that would suck.

<_<...But if you had to drown somewhere, where could I follow you to and **** you while you're there would it be?
I'd drown in a puddle. For sheer hilarity.
Don't lie, you know you'd laugh about it eventually.
-DD

 

[ZoSo]

I'm going to bed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TvZHNBOkNA8
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mC6rTvYxluI
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BtjvMz0cH3w (ignore the video on this one)

 

[MarthIsMyHero]

Bad poast is bad. DD needs to express more sexually and visually if he is to crack such jokes.

That is all.

 

[memphischains]

Who cares how many people you've dated. Tons of meaningless/insignificant relationships < less but more meaningful ones. I can count how many people I've dated WITH MY EYEBALLS.

agreed

and

uh


same thing with the eyeballs.... lewl

 

[ZoSo]

*also a member of the eyeball club*

 

[awsmsean]

I think i'm going to try and have some meaningless/insignificant relationships this summer hehe.

 

[_V_]

Eyeballs + nose!

I swore off dating for a while after my last relationship >.>

 

[ZoSo]

I think you mean to say **** and balls, Steve.

OK, actually going to bed now.

 

[DarkDragoon]

Bad poast is bad. DD needs to express more sexually and visually if he is to crack such jokes.

That is all.

<.<...
What on earth does that even mean?
What jokes?
-DD

 

[_V_]

LMAO, obviously...I try to keep it PG in this thread.

There be youngins about!

<3 Zoso

 

[Jam Stunna]

One of my greatest fears is getting *****. I also fear stalkers and drowning, then I thought, what if I was ***** by my stalker while I was drowning? Yeah, that would suck.

I literally laughed out loud.

My wife is the only girl I've dated. One and done, baby!

 

[memphischains]

I'm so making an Eyeball club.

then an Eyeball V-card cashed club

then someone can make the Eyeball and Still a Virgin

AWESOME WOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[memphischains]

P.S.

I just Made it

lololololololololollololololololol

 

[_milktea]

My wife is the only girl I've dated. One and done, baby!

I envy you, I envy you a lot haha.

 

[Khaly]

theres a river a little ways from my house
its full of trees sticking out of it, so its kind of like a flooded forest

theres one bridge that runs across it and people swear

around 3AM, if you stare into the dark river, you see the faces of people who've drowned there
and theres been a few deaths because the bottom of the river is like quicksand.

 

[Jam Stunna]

I envy you, I envy you a lot haha.

Don't. One-and-done comes with its own set of problems.

EDIT-Anyone want to play a few matches? Room's up now.

I'm going all Zelda tonight.

 

[_V_]

Coming Jam!!!!

 

[Khaly]

lol, sounds like a porn video

 

[-Nana-]

I was counting down the moment as to when you were going to post this.

I'm counting down the moments when you say something about how you like Melee and no cares.

 

[_V_]

Hahaha, those last matches were EPIC, Jam!

 

[Jam Stunna]

Hahaha, those last matches were EPIC, Jam!

Pikachu vs. Kirby is officially my favorite Brawl matchup now. Good games as always sir!

 

[_V_]

GG's...fun times

Pikachu rapeddddd

It's electric...boogie woogie woogie.

 

[Aesir]

V's ex is probably one of the prettiest females in Stafford. Just thought I'd throw that out there...>_>;

 

[_V_]

Awww!! <3 LOL I am going to tell her that and make her feel special!

 

[Aesir]

ROFL!

I don't see why she would need that half my friends probably fantasize about her. LOL! Emphasis on probably, I don't want rumors getting started LOL.

 

[Laijin]

Pikachu vs. Kirby is officially my favorite Brawl matchup now. Good games as always sir!

You gotta try Kirby vs Ike.
If played properly, the match should last no longer than 2 minutes everytime and no one should go above 100%