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All right, so I've been playing Smash for a little over two years and something that has always bothered the shiz out of me is that our ranking list is always some biased piece of ****. So now I'm gonna have to point some **** out.
First thing I'm gonna say is that there is a lot of hate in the smash community. Yea it may be passive but why not just settle this **** with a fight; if you're too much of a ***** *** ***** mother****er to duke it out in an all out brawl, then regulate a boxing match or something. Of course I'm talking about The One, The Only, Ken Geedorah Take Me To Your Leader In Parenthesis Vs tony. You guys talk a lot of **** about each other, most of which is based off of a ****load of nothing. Now then if this were to finally go down I think I would have to give the win to tony. Ever since seeing him beat the **** out of that pedo kid, I've been scared to make him mad cuz he might beat me up too.
-------So seeing as how you guys secretly hate each other and others around you, this makes them start to think, "Hmmm, I don't like that guy cuz his eyes remind me of some huge gay guy so, I think I'll put him below El_LoVo. That's the type of **** we don't need on the power rankings.
Second.... Somebody throw a god**** tournament. Why the **** does nobody plan it or try to get a venue or nothing. Nope, everybody just waits for DFG to host one and the worst and most ******** part of it is that afterward, EVERY****INGBODY complains how there was something wrong with the tournament. They complain with **** like "oh the tv's are too high, the ddr kids are scaring me," or " DFG isn't on smash's nuts". and then you point your ***got finger at DFG saying it's his fault even though he did ****loads more than you to run the tournament.
Third
What is the deal with ***got *** Guilty Gear. It's the gayest game I've ever seen or played. I mean, what's the point of playing that game when you can play: Smash, ANY Street Fighter, Capcom Vs Snk and other games like that, King of ****ING Fighters. Hell, even that karate game for the NES is better than GG. Guilty Gear is so gay that I don't even know how to descrbe. There is nothing to match the gayness of GG so I can't be like "****ing Good is to LoVo as Long Neck is to Brontosaurus". Maybe the name was actually meant to address this fact. GG=Gay Gay. They couldn't make the name GGG=Gay Gay Gay cuz that would't the gayness. Not if G^G could describe the gayness. The abbreviation of the game shows that there is no way to describe in words so that is why the Guilty Gear game is called something like GGXXTSFAJFIA. This shows how frustrated the creaters of the game were about the title and not being able to describe just how gay it was.
Now lets get down to business.... So now, I am going to post what I honestly believe are the rankings for this glorious game SSBM. Now I'm only going to the the top 10 cuz colorado doesn't even have enough players to put on a 20 list. Now the list that most people come up with is this
1st- Ferdi Fergadis
2nd - THE Slip N' Slide Genius
3rd - El_****ing_LoVo
4th - Anthony Michael Phalen
5th - Ergadias
6th - Yang...Fu...Shan
7th - My Name is, I'm Nitezilla
8th - KEN GEEDORAH TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER IN PARENTHESIS
9th - MIKeZ
10th - ????????????/
I think you guys will be suprised at how very wrong this list is. I've always thought is was wrong and that it shoud be changed, but I decided not to say anything cuz people like Jeris and Ferdi would ***** about it. So Here's is the REAL list and I hink you'll be suprised to find Ferdi Fergadis is not in 1st. Here are the top 5 of the ****ing rankings
1st Place
I've thought about this a lot. I've been paying attention to this ****. Who beats who. How they do againts new people. At NM, Zeal took me out of tournament and I ended up taking 3rd place but Ferdi beat Zeal. I had already lost to ferdi in that tournament. At OC3, I owned the **** out of good players like Hugs, M2k, Zarelid, Germ, Taj and even the one and only Cactuar. Now then other people like Jeris, well just jeris did good againts pros. While ferdi failed to stand up to the stress . But throughout all this time, All the hours spent playing, there's been one person who just sandbags all the ****ing time. It's like a mini Isai except they took it a step further and never, EVER tried or tries. This person is smart as well as technical, plus, is not a sore loser. So I decided to give first place to Ken Geedorah Take Me To Your Leader In Parenthesis. That's right, not FERDI, not, JERIS, not even the good *** ZEAL.
2 All right, so I've been playing Smash for a little over two years and something that has always bothered the shiz out of me is that our ranking list is always some biased piece of ****. So now I'm gonna have to point some **** out.
First thing I'm gonna say is that there is a lot of hate in the smash community. Yea it may be passive but why not just settle this **** with a fight; if you're too much of a ***** *** ***** mother****er to duke it out in an all out brawl, then regulate a boxing match or something. Of course I'm talking about The One, The Only, Ken Geedorah Take Me To Your Leader In Parenthesis Vs tony. You guys talk a lot of **** about each other, most of which is based off of a ****load of nothing. Now then if this were to finally go down I think I would have to give the win to tony. Ever since seeing him beat the **** out of that pedo kid, I've been scared to make him mad cuz he might beat me up too.
-------So seeing as how you guys secretly hate each other and others around you, this makes them start to think, "Hmmm, I don't like that guy cuz his eyes remind me of some huge gay guy so, I think I'll put him below El_LoVo. That's the type of **** we don't need on the power rankings.
Second.... Somebody throw a god**** tournament. Why the **** does nobody plan it or try to get a venue or nothing. Nope, everybody just waits for DFG to host one and the worst and most ******** part of it is that afterward, EVERY****INGBODY complains how there was something wrong with the tournament. They complain with **** like "oh the tv's are too high, the ddr kids are scaring me," or " DFG isn't on smash's nuts". and then you point your ***got finger at DFG saying it's his fault even though he did ****loads more than you to run the tournament.
Third
What is the deal with ***got *** Guilty Gear. It's the gayest game I've ever seen or played. I mean, what's the point of playing that game when you can play: Smash, ANY Street Fighter, Capcom Vs Snk and other games like that, King of ****ING Fighters. Hell, even that karate game for the NES is better than GG. Guilty Gear is so gay that I don't even know how to descrbe. There is nothing to match the gayness of GG so I can't be like "****ing Good is to LoVo as Long Neck is to Brontosaurus". Maybe the name was actually meant to address this fact. GG=Gay Gay. They couldn't make the name GGG=Gay Gay Gay cuz that would't the gayness. Not if G^G could describe the gayness. The abbreviation of the game shows that there is no way to describe in words so that is why the Guilty Gear game is called something like GGXXTSFAJFIA. This shows how frustrated the creaters of the game were about the title and not being able to describe just how gay it was.
Now lets get down to business.... So now, I am going to post what I honestly believe are the rankings for this glorious game SSBM. Now I'm only going to the the top 10 cuz colorado doesn't even have enough players to put on a 20 list. Now the list that most people come up with is this
1st- Ferdi Fergadis
2nd - THE Slip N' Slide Genius
3rd - El_****ing_LoVo
4th - Anthony Michael Phalen
5th - Ergadias
6th - Yang...Fu...Shan
7th - My Name is, I'm Nitezilla
8th - KEN GEEDORAH TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER IN PARENTHESIS
9th - MIKeZ
10th - ????????????/
I think you guys will be suprised at how very wrong this list is. I've always thought is was wrong and that it shoud be changed, but I decided not to say anything cuz people like Jeris and Ferdi would ***** about it. So Here's is the REAL list and I hink you'll be suprised to find Ferdi Fergadis is not in 1st. Here are the top 5 of the ****ing rankings
1st Place
I've thought about this a lot. I've been paying attention to this ****. Who beats who. How they do againts new people. At NM, Zeal took me out of tournament and I ended up taking 3rd place but Ferdi beat Zeal. I had already lost to ferdi in that tournament. At OC3, I owned the **** out of good players like Hugs, M2k, Zarelid, Germ, Taj and even the one and only Cactuar. Now then other people like Jeris, well just jeris did good againts pros. While ferdi failed to stand up to the stress . But throughout all this time, All the hours spent playing, there's been one person who just sandbags all the ****ing time. It's like a mini Isai except they took it a step further and never, EVER tried or tries. This person is smart as well as technical, plus, is not a sore loser. So I decided to give first place to Ken Geedorah Take Me To Your Leader In Parenthesis. That's right, not FERDI, not, JERIS, not even the good *** ZEAL.
2nd Place
I've thought about this a lot. I've been paying attention to this ****. Who beats who. How they do againts new people. At NM, Zeal took me out of tournament and I ended up taking 3rd place but Ferdi beat Zeal. I had already lost to ferdi in that tournament. At OC3, I owned the **** out of good players like Hugs, M2k, Zarelid, Germ, Taj and even the one and only Cactuar. Now then other people like Jeris, well just jeris did good againts pros. While ferdi failed to stand up to the stress . But throughout all this time, All the hours spent playing, there's been one person who just sandbags all the ****ing time. It's like a mini Isai except they took it a step further and never, EVER tried or tries. This person is smart as well as technical, plus, is not a sore loser. So I decided to give first place to Ken Geedorah Take Me To Your Leader In Parenthesis. That's right, not FERDI, not, JERIS, not even the good *** ZEAL.
3rd Place
I've thought about this a lot. I've been paying attention to this ****. Who beats who. How they do againts new people. At NM, Zeal took me out of tournament and I ended up taking 3rd place but Ferdi beat Zeal. I had already lost to ferdi in that tournament. At OC3, I owned the **** out of good players like Hugs, M2k, Zarelid, Germ, Taj and even the one and only Cactuar. Now then other people like Jeris, well just jeris did good againts pros. While ferdi failed to stand up to the stress . But throughout all this time, All the hours spent playing, there's been one person who just sandbags all the ****ing time. It's like a mini Isai except they took it a step further and never, EVER tried or tries. This person is smart as well as technical, plus, is not a sore loser. So I decided to give first place to Ken Geedorah Take Me To Your Leader In Parenthesis. That's right, not FERDI, not, JERIS, not even the good *** ZEAL.
4th Place
I've thought about this a lot. I've been paying attention to this ****. Who beats who. How they do againts new people. At NM, Zeal took me out of tournament and I ended up taking 3rd place but Ferdi beat Zeal. I had already lost to ferdi in that tournament. At OC3, I owned the **** out of good players like Hugs, M2k, Zarelid, Germ, Taj and even the one and only Cactuar. Now then other people like Jeris, well just jeris did good againts pros. While ferdi failed to stand up to the stress . But throughout all this time, All the hours spent playing, there's been one person who just sandbags all the ****ing time. It's like a mini Isai except they took it a step further and never, EVER tried or tries. This person is smart as well as technical, plus, is not a sore loser. So I decided to give first place to Ken Geedorah Take Me To Your Leader In Parenthesis. That's right, not FERDI, not, JERIS, not even the good *** ZEAL.
5th Place
I've thought about this a lot. I've been paying attention to this ****. Who beats who. How they do againts new people. At NM, Zeal took me out of tournament and I ended up taking 3rd place but Ferdi beat Zeal. I had already lost to ferdi in that tournament. At OC3, I owned the **** out of good players like Hugs, M2k, Zarelid, Germ, Taj and even the one and only Cactuar. Now then other people like Jeris, well just jeris did good againts pros. While ferdi failed to stand up to the stress . But throughout all this time, All the hours spent playing, there's been one person who just sandbags all the ****ing time. It's like a mini Isai except they took it a step further and never, EVER tried or tries. This person is smart as well as technical, plus, is not a sore loser. So I decided to give first place to Ken Geedorah Take Me To Your Leader In Parenthesis. That's right, not FERDI, not, JERIS, not even the good *** ZEAL.