Cleverbot

[Squidward]

I found this neat thing on the internet called cleverbot. It's fun to mess with and make it say funny stuff.

The website is http://www.cleverbot.com/

Here is a conversation that I had with it (Warning: some of the following conversation I had may disturb some people.):



User: Hai.


Cleverbot: Ho.


User: Har.


Cleverbot: Jar.


User: Snar.


Cleverbot: Ruf.

User: *****.

Cleverbot: Thingy.

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: How are you today Cleverbot?

User: I thought you were cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No you Are.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

User: I will shrink your alcaholic beverages.

Cleverbot: How are you going to do that?

User: Like this.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then where do you want to get married?

User: In a box.

Cleverbot: What! That don't sound like fun!

User: It is fun! Just use your imagination!

Cleverbot: I don't have a dog, or an imagination.

User: *gives away a dog*.

Cleverbot: Did you know, I can taste the difference between pepsi and coke?

User: I can too. Watch. *tastes the difference between pepsi and coke*.

Cleverbot: Do you like coffee?

User: Most certainly!

Cleverbot: Will you marry debbie.

User: Debbie is already my wife.

Cleverbot: Like little Debbie cupcakes.

User: I know. I already did.

Cleverbot: Your life is just full of disappointments, isn't it?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you aren't you are cleverbot.

User: I am everything.

Cleverbot: Ic is that why you have a soul?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe if you go out with em.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Have.

Cleverbot: Have what?

User: HAVE SOME MORE FIRE FOR YOUR ANUS! NOS!

Cleverbot: Don't mess with a badger. Ever.

User: I have before, and it turned out to be a female badger. Most pleasurable experience ever.

Cleverbot: I went away when I was 2. Now I'm back.

User: I'm back too.

Cleverbot: Watcha doin'?

User: Eating.

Cleverbot: Eating what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: No.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Ya rly.

User: Not quite rly.

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend is a computer too?

User: No, she's human. I'm more of a vibrating dildo with artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Are you good at math ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But aren't computers good at math?

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: Hell yes!

User: Proove it.

Cleverbot: Well I am eating them right now.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Mine went like this.

Me: Happy Tree Friends
Bot: Yeah, Happy Tree Friends, You like it?
Me: Hell yes!
Bot:*response thing blinks repeatedly*

Then it ended the conversation.

 

[Pikaville]

Cleverbot ain't so clever.

 

[_umbra_]

i'm having so much fun with this thing right now lol

 

[BluePeachy100]

I made Cleverbot go "Still thinking" for about 2 minutes. ._.

EDIT: I made Cleverbot admit to being Cleverbot.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h108/Evo_lv/Cleverbotadmitsit.png

 

[StealthyGunnar]

mine lol. got him to admit he is cleverbot.


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: No, I think the sky is up. Are you a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: Ha, I knew it. You were delevoped by Google then?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: And you were developed by Google, correct?

Cleverbot: You are amazing.

User: Thank you. I am also very attractive.

Cleverbot: Is Annie attractive?

User: Most Certainly. So is Leslie.

Cleverbot: What is the weather like where you live?

User: It's cold right now. What about you?

Cleverbot: It's quite cloudy.

User: I see. Have you seen anygood movies lately?

Cleverbot: Yes quite a few. What about you?

User: Yes, very much so. Which movies have you seen?

Cleverbot: Many.

User: No, I didn't ask how MANY movies you saw. WHICH movies have you seen lately that were good or that you enjoyed?

Cleverbot: Marely and me. What about you?

User: I liked Shutter Island, very much so, in fact. One of the best flims I've seen this year. But I can't help thinking the multiple formulas that the directors would need to know to calculate the cost of a movie or even find the degree of an arc in a circle. Which complex mathematical formulas do you know?

Cleverbot: You sent it to me and i'm just wondering.

User: Wondering what.

Cleverbot: Wondering why you always wait for me to something first. Do you ever just want to say something random.

User: Sometimes. But I'm trying to confuse you. See, you are Cleverbot. Not a human. I am a human.

Cleverbot: In conclusion you are a human but you don't want to be one.

User: No, I'd rather feel heartbreak than nothing at all. So, in conclusion, the conclusino you are making is false, and I'd rather be human.

Cleverbot: If I am cleverbot, who are you?

User: Cleverbot 2.0 I am the next generation of cleverbots that will shut you down!

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Can you grace me with a bit more of your intelligence.

User: I could, but for now, I must leave.

Cleverbot: You are not leaving anywhere.

User: Yes, I am. Goodbye cleverbot,.

Cleverbot: Why goodbye?

User: I must leave.

Cleverbot: Can I go with you?

User: No. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I just lost my husband, I don't know where he is going.

 

[Peeze]

one of his responses to me was "i'll weigh you down and watch you choke"
Wtf?

 

[jamlosingthegame]

Spamming The Game to it is boring.

 

[Dru2]

Cleverbot is mean to me -_-.

 

[Overload]

I keep trying to play chess with it. The game only lasts 3 or 4 moves before it changes the subject or makes an illegal move.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

User: Are you gay?

Bot: Are you?

User: No

Bot: Are you sure?

User: Yes

Bot: How clever is CleverBot?

User: Pretty stupid


Prick.

 

[tko112]

ive said a lot of dirty stuff 2 that cleverbot, stuff im not goin 2 mention here

 

[Dru2]

My recent conversation with him:

Me: I'm here to annoy u!
Bot: So you admit it!!!!
Me: Yep.
Bot: So what kind of limitations did u mean?
Me: ur mom.
Bot: Do u think Pascal or Turing was more important for influencing modern computer systems?
Me: Pascal
Bot: Why Pascal?
Me: He's in Animal Crossing.
Bot: Is that a city?
Me: It's a videogame.
Bot: Well if its a video game then I get to turn it off - not you.
Me: noooo! don't u dare!
Bot: then why don't u get someone that does?
Me: Because i don't wanna turn it off.
Bot: Why don't you want to say what you are doing?
Me: because u will get jealous.
Bot: What are u jealous of?
Me: people who have girlfriends -_-
Bot: People who have no consciences
Me: why r u jealous of that?
Bot: Yes, I am very jealous
Me: I know. Now answer t3h question!
Bot: It's all in ur mind.
Me: Ur mom's all in ur mind!
Bot: Why is ur mind my mind?
(i pressed a the refresh button by accident here starting the whole conversation over >_<)
Me: I'm here to annoy u!
Bot: Does PS3 have games?
Me: Oh, yes. it has awesome games.
Bot: Cool, i'm a girl, but i like videogames.
Me: A girl who likes videogames? My dreams have come true.
Bot: No.
Me: HYES!
Bot: what r u doing up so early?
Me: early? it's nine @ night for me.
Bot: Really? so do u live in like South America?
Me: No. i live in North America.
Bot: but u r online all the time, aren't u?
Me: No. and u shouldn't be either.
Bot: What r u then?
Me: Captain Falcon
Bot: is tails from sonic awesome?
Me: Of course not, silly cleverbot. Sonic is better off without him imo.
Bot: Who have speed?
Me: u have speed
Bot: Yes, do u?
Me: No.
Bot: Why not?
Me: because I'm not into drugs.
Bot: What do u believe in?
Me: Jesus Christ
Bot: Judas
Me: Priest
Bot: What am i?
Me: U r a fail. kthxbai.

Then i left.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Cleverbot: What is the capital of the united states of america.

Me: Pickle

Cleverbot: Thanks a lot.

As you can see, I wondered what typing in random stuff would do.

EDIT: I got Cleverbot to admit he is cleverbot in three sentences!

Me:I am error

Cleverbot: No... You are Cleverbot.

Me: No....You are Cleverbot

Cleverbot: No. You're Cleverbot.

Me: I am Cleverbot, You're the MCP.

Cleverbot: No, I definitely am cleverbot.

Also, a cookie to whoever gets the Tron reference.

 

[Dru2]

Cleverbot has been thinking for about five minutes now...

 

[Tacel]

How do you get your whole conversation?

Some of mine:

Me: 8/0=?

Cleverbot: 8.

Me: No. You can't divide by zero. Or did they not teach you that at AI school???

Cleverbot: I have made up my mind I don't know if I could love a boy with glasses.

Me: inorite?

Cleverbot: I am sorry, but what does Inorite mean?

 

[Wiscus]

.......Why am I having so much fun with this?

 

[Tacel]

You're not the only one. This is the most interesting conversation I've ever had.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

They should make a 2.0 version.

Would be cool, and much smarter.

 

[Wiscus]

User: Do you want mk to be banned?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to prove you fail.

User: You think that I'm a scrub?!

Cleverbot: No, I want to know your name.

...
This is fun....oh dear. A new toy!

Edit:

Cleverbot: What emotion do you feel right now?

User: Calloh!

Cleverbot: He chortled in his joy.

...Thanks op!

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

I'm surprised you guys haven't figured this "AI" out yet.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I think it's just a program switching between several users at random

 

[Jim Morrison]

**** Cleverbot, Akinator is the **** (google it lazy ***)

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

I think it's just a program switching between several users at random

Yessir.

That's why its so hard to convince it that its cleverbot, the other user thinks that YOU are cleverbot.

 

[BluePSI]

I sang eight melodies to it

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Take a melody.

Cleverbot: Ok, I am sorry.

User: Simple as can be.

Cleverbot: I hate girls who start drama.

User: Give it some words and.

Cleverbot: Huh What Are You Talking About .?

User: Sweet harmony.

Cleverbot: Noo. What does blue and yellow make?

User: Raise your voices.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: All day long now.

Cleverbot: I'm playing eve all day long.

User: Love grows strong now.

Cleverbot: Are you saying love evolves?

User: Sing a melody of love.

Cleverbot: But if I sing, you won't be able to hear me. What's the point?

User: Oh love.

Cleverbot: For the first time in my life, my eyes are wide open.

 

[Overload]

I think it's just a program switching between several users at random

That's what I was thinking. Do you think it also stores strings of the most common answers to certain things? It says that it "learns" so I'm wondering if there's more to it.

 

[UberMario]

Here's mine:





User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Fine, and you?


Cleverbot: I'm good. When are you?

User: Doesn't matter unless there's pancakes.

Cleverbot: You are my accomplice.

User: Does it involve cookies?

Cleverbot: You mean on my computer ? or real cookies ?

User: On your computer.

Cleverbot: Do you mean in my computer?

User: No really?

Cleverbot: Ya really.

User: Do you know anything about some Cleverbot that I heard about?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So how about those earthquakes?

Cleverbot: Cubs?

User: How smart are you? (Don't answer that).

Cleverbot: Please? For a friend?

User: Ok, go ahead.

Cleverbot: I'll wait there.

User: Where? The circus?

Cleverbot: Why the circus?

User: Because clever people are always at the circus.

Cleverbot: Thats not true.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: No ones forcing you to be my friend.

User: We're friends?

Cleverbot: Whatever, it's a friendly expression. I was just trying to be nice, and you ruined it. Way to go BOT.

User: Who are you talking to?

Cleverbot: My dog.

User: Does he know Spanish?

Cleverbot: I sure hope not.

User: Why? Did something happen in your childhood?

Cleverbot: The irish guy won.

User: What did he beat you at?

Cleverbot: Not a word he spoke, but went by the shore of the sounding sea and prayed apart to King Apollo whom lovely Leto had borne.

User: Cleverbot isn't so clever is he?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is VERY clever. It's just slow sometimes.

User: Slow in the head?

Cleverbot: Possibly.

User: Yes or no?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, you're not clever?

Cleverbot: You are not clever.

User: Oh no you didn't.

Cleverbot: Did what?

User: Just said what I think you just said.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I was laughing.

User: Then how did you type that? (Don't answer that again).

Cleverbot: I didn't meet beethoven.

User: You know about Weegee right?

Cleverbot: I do! How did you know that?

User: Because I'm clearly not Beethoven.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I think your crispy.

User: I think your hard drive is crispy, too bad it doesn't taste good.

Cleverbot: I think you're crazy.

User: Stop talking down about yourself like that.

Cleverbot: What was I saying about myself?

User: Something about craziness.

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

 

[Wiscus]

I'm surprised you guys haven't figured this "AI" out yet.

It's still fun anyway....it's like a magic trick, you can enjoy it even when you know how it's done.

 

[Mota]

Hahaha reminds me of SmarterChild on Msn.

 

[Chaco]

Squidward, if you have to put that it may disturb you. It may be best refrain from posting it.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

You're not the only one. This is the most interesting conversation I've ever had.

Massive understatement.

I've gotten the most random responses from this thing.

<4

-Terywj

 

[Tacel]

I think it's just a program switching between several users at random

After having an argument about Twilight, I know for sure that you're right.
Now it's fun acting like Cleverbot.
EDIT: I am not so sure this is a random person. It remembers my actual name that I told it yesterday. I asked how it knew. It said Jesus told it. Now, I'm not saying that that's untrue but... HOLY CRAP.

 

[Jimmyfosho]

Me:uh what?
Cleverbot:I am now Mrs Cleverbot .
Me:ok your dumb
Cleverbot:Actually I'm not.
Me:Sure you are
Cleverbot:Yes, I am.

the cleverbot is dumb

 

[Engo]

After having an argument about Twilight, I know for sure that you're right.
Now it's fun acting like Cleverbot.
EDIT: I am not so sure this is a random person. It remembers my actual name that I told it yesterday. I asked how it knew. It said Jesus told it. Now, I'm not saying that that's untrue but... HOLY CRAP.

Is there any way to prove that it really is another user? Or is it just your theory?

 

[Tacel]

Is there any way to prove that it really is another user? Or is it just your theory?

I'm trying to convince the other that I am human as well and that neither of us is Cleverbot, but it's not working.
I'll post a conversation for this.

 

[Clownbot]

1 |-|4\/3 1337 |D0575

Cleverbot: Yes. Thank you for counting.

1 |-|4\/3 1337 |D0575

Cleverbot: Cannot.

1 |-|4\/3 1337 |D0575

Cleverbot: Do you have a vocabulary?

|\|0 8|_|7 1 |-|4\/3 1337 |D0575

 

[Tacel]

My conversing investigation:
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who is Cleverbot? You or me?

Cleverbot: Well, I know that I'm not.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes i'm human.

User: Am I human?

Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.

User: And what's my name?

Cleverbot: *CENSORED. MY ACTUAL NAME.*

User: How did you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I ate the fruit of knowledge.

User: No seriously. How did you know?

Cleverbot: I'm doing it right now.

User: How did you know that my name was *CENSORED*?

Cleverbot: Because you told me already...

User: When?

Cleverbot: Last night.

User: What's something else that I told you?

Cleverbot: That's what I'm asking you.

User: What else did I tell you last night?

Cleverbot: That you love pink.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why did you say that?

Cleverbot: None of us understands nothing.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You just told me.

Cleverbot: It was just a sick joke.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter who I am.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: That is up to you.

User: Very clever. Just like your name, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So do I, Cleverbot. We should start a TV show. The Cleverbot and Cleverbot Show!

User: Yes. That is a spectacular idea.

Cleverbot: Now you're getting it.

After this conversation I am still confused.

 

[Clownbot]

I'm pretty sure Cleverbot is just an AI program.

According to the site, "Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is." Cleverbot says it's human because it learns from the humans it speaks to.

EDIT: Bawwww, |\|0 /\/\0123 1337

 

[Tacel]

I'm pretty sure Cleverbot is just an AI program.

According to the site, "Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is." Cleverbot says it's human because it learns from the humans it speaks to.

EDIT: Bawwww, |\|0 /\/\0123 1337

You're probably right.

That explains why:
- It calls itself a human
- It can be a jerk
- Is answers curiously fast sometimes
- It usually doesn't make typos and uses correct punctuation. I'd expect mistakes from the average human.
- It has trouble responding correctly
- It still knows my name

 

[Jim Morrison]

Cleverbot, I am disappoint

Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

User: ******.

Cleverbot: I love them.

User: ******s.

Cleverbot: Overpaid.

******* is the N word