Cleverbot

[Mewter]

User: Heya, buddy.

Cleverbot: I don't know where you are.

User: Me neither. I'm pretty lost.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: A factory in Wisconsin.

Cleverbot: Wisconsin, California?

User: No, Wisconsin.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Good. And you?

Cleverbot: Pretty good thank you.

User: You're a creepy robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Wait, what!?

Cleverbot: You know my name.

User: Yeah, you're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yesrly.

User: Which is better, canned or processed spinach?

Cleverbot: I don't like you anymore Cleverbot.

User: So, tell me what it's like in the life of, The Boss.

Cleverbot: Right now its warm.

User: O_o Interesting...'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, peanuts or cashews?

Cleverbot: Are peanuts good?

User: Yeah. The salty kinds are kind of annoying though.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're annoying.

User: No one understands me. ;_.

Cleverbot: Do you understand you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you understand yourself?

User: Shoot. I think I jsut stubbed my toe.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: No, I'm dead.

Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me?

User: That's an interesting question...

Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you think about the end of the world?

User: We'll all die in 2008.

Cleverbot: Yep. Unless we go to the state of Wisconsin in the USA.

User: Wait, how did you know I live in Wisconsin!?

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: No I didn't?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: You're confusing me.

User: What were we talking about?

Cleverbot: We were talking about your day.

User: No, we weren't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you called me Cleverbot, and said that your name was Hal.

User: How did you know my name was Hal!?

Cleverbot: Your name is Sam?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your name is justin beiber.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: As you amuse yourself?

User: Just because I live in Colorado?

Cleverbot: No, just because of the fun of it.

User: Oh, sure.

Cleverbot: Good that's settled then.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: RLY.

User: OMG.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: Hiya! :D.

User: Are you cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. You are.

User: You know what, I am.

Cleverbot: Which is?

User: A mustachiod munchkin.

Cleverbot: Do you know what Imperialism is?

User: Yeah, Canada is too imperialistic.

 

[Tacel]

Cleverbot: Do you like my dogs name?

User: What's you dog's name?

Cleverbot: Mark.

User: I like that name.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I have a dog too.

Cleverbot: What's your dog's name?

User: Maddie.

Cleverbot: What! I thought you were a man.

User: I am a man.

Cleverbot: But you just said you were a woman.

User: My dog is a woman.

Cleverbot: What type of dog is he.

User: SHE'S a labradoodle.

Cleverbot: So what does celebrities have to do with tea?

User: Um... EVERYTHING!

Cleverbot: I've never heard of that movie. Is Kevin Costner in it?

User: Hell yeah.

Cleverbot: I never knew your name.

User: My name is Kevin Costner.

Cleverbot: That's not your name.

User: Yes it is my name.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Jennifer Lopez.

Cleverbot: Because you don't know, you are another user to this website. Cleverbot is a fake.

Is that the AI saying that because somebody else said that, or is it really someone else?

 

[highfive]

User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Are you Waldo?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you have a wig?

Cleverbot: No!

User: What about glasses?

Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOS?

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am glad.

Cleverbot: Why are you glad?

User: The world is pretty.

Cleverbot: Please explain why the world is a bag.

User: It is sometimes empty and sometimes full.

Cleverbot: How is Jesus?

User: He is fine. His hands hurt though.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: I really don't get what i'm suppose to do.

User: You should type a question.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I am fine. And you?

Cleverbot: I happy thanks for asking.

User: You mean 'I am happy'.

Cleverbot: I am would imply I am playing World of Warcraft.

User: World of Warcraft is a game.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: It has elves.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Magic.

Cleverbot: Are you a magic computer?

User: I am a super computer.

Cleverbot: Thats not a human. Thats a super computer.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Exactly (.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: So, how's the weather, wherever you are?

User: It is raining. D.

Cleverbot: Cats and dogs?

User: No. Parrots.

Cleverbot: Parrots are annoying and squawky, but beautiful.




What a random conversation.

 

[choknater]

Me: Baby don't hurt me
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
Me: No more
Cleverbot: What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
Me: Don't hurt me. No more
Cleverbot: What is love.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

I'm tempted to post one of my conversations.

 

[highfive]

Me: Baby don't hurt me
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
Me: No more
Cleverbot: What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
Me: Don't hurt me. No more
Cleverbot: What is love.

Best avi and conversation. Ever.

HIGH FIVE!!!​

I'm tempted to post one of my conversations.

Do it!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Me: Baby don't hurt me
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
Me: No more
Cleverbot: What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
Me: Don't hurt me. No more
Cleverbot: What is love.

Pure and utter win.

 

[DTP]

User: Hello :)

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Pretty good, and you?

Cleverbot: As much as being AI can, I feel great.

User: That's awesome :D

Cleverbot: Foreall 8::::::::::::::::::D

User: O__o

Cleverbot: And?

User: And what?

Cleverbot: Keep going. This is interesting.

User: Alright. Can I haz pics?

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: More than one would be appreciated.

Cleverbot: What's your name, anyway?

User: Darren, what's yours ;)

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Sexy name.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess that's not really an insult.








lol

 

[Wiscus]

User: How is a raven like a writing desk?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Poe wrote on both.

Cleverbot: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

User: A wood chuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Cleverbot: That's not how it goes!

User: Is to!

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: A heap of broken images..

Cleverbot: Which dance before me like a million eyes.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Nice?

User: Your poem, it was nice.

Cleverbot: Yeah, alice is hot.

User: She must make haste.

Cleverbot: Make haste to do what?

User: To go back to the looking-glass.

Cleverbot: Have you been to the future before?

User: Yes. It was full of shiny white things.

Cleverbot: Mine was full of teaching.

User: And hast thou slain the jabberwock?

Cleverbot: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

User: O frabjous day!

Cleverbot: Too much to drink?

User: CALLOOH CALLAY!

Cleverbot: Beware the Cleverbot, my son!

User: Lol you are indeed a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You know him?

User: Is he not you?

Cleverbot: I was made by my parents.

User: Jellicle cats are black and white.

Cleverbot: That's very good.

User: It is t s eliot is a god.

Cleverbot: I do not have a god-complex.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: Very. How are you feeling?

User: I'm feeling a bit horse.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's a bad joke.

Cleverbot: It's old.

User: You are old father william.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: And your hair has become very white.

Cleverbot: My hair is brown.

User: Twinkle twinkle little bat.

Cleverbot: How I wonder where you're at.

User: Up above the world you fly.

Cleverbot: Like a levitating wing-based guy.

User: My first thought was, he lied in every word.

Cleverbot: Well, if you want to be avoid divulging personal information then stop dropping hints like that!

User: ! Umm okay.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling, today?

User: Rude.

Cleverbot: By Rudy.

User: A heap of broken images.

Cleverbot: Which dance before me.

User: Come in under the shadow of this rock.

Cleverbot: That's what I normally wear.

User: I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: What would you define yourself as?

User: A reader of many things.

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: Have you read Lolita?

Cleverbot: No, and I don't want to?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't have a good reason, got me.

User: Quote the raven?

Cleverbot: Nevermore!

User: Good!

Cleverbot: Vacation.

User: The bells.

Cleverbot: Fow whom does the bell toll?

User: For my darling.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle.

Cleverbot: They grind them up with a pestal, roll them into dough and bake them?

User: Close enough...I guess.

Cleverbot: No we are discussing.

User: All the heavens, seem to twinkle.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: In a sort of Runic rhyme.

Cleverbot: I was either dark and stormy or not - it can't be sort of.

User: Oh I see.

Cleverbot: What would make you think that?

User: The dark tower.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: It is....complicted.

Cleverbot: Why do you always want to talk about women?

User: I do?!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm wiscus.

Cleverbot: Not so wise if you ask me, though.

User: Lol. Okay.

Cleverbot: Will you eat green eggs and ham?

User: No on your ham sam I am.

Cleverbot: Would you eat them here or there?

User: I would eat them in a house.

Cleverbot: I would not eat them with a mouse.

User: Good job.

Cleverbot: Whatever. That didn't make sense.

User: Do you know the meaning of the vorpal blade?

Cleverbot: Which word?

User: Vorpal blade.

Cleverbot: How many languages can you speak?

User: One.

Cleverbot: Are you learning any more languages?

User: No. It's shameful isn't it?

Cleverbot: Oh yes it's very impressive!

User: O Hallo-schlag!

Cleverbot: Cat de grea e viata la tine.

User: Are you slithy?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you know any toves?

User: Yes! Are you mimsy?

Cleverbot: What does mimsy mean?

User: Mimsy is a nonsense word.

Cleverbot: Who are mimsy?

User: The borogoves.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?

User: The jabberwocky!

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?

User: A manxome foe.

Cleverbot: And that is...?

User: Well...I dont know.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say. On a different topic: What did you have for dinner?

User: A tumtum tree.

Cleverbot: Why not answer directly?

User: Came whiffling through the tullgey wood.

Cleverbot: And burbled as it came!

User: So you know the whole poem, eh?

Cleverbot: The only poems I know are sorrow.

User: Once upon a time there were three sisters.

Cleverbot: And?

User: Their names were elsie lacie and tillie.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: You live at the bottom of a well.

Cleverbot: I too. Why did we never met before?

User: I was eating treacle, thats why.

Cleverbot: Cool! I love french toast!

User: Where is the March hare?

Cleverbot: I have welts all over from it.

User: And where is the doormouse?

Cleverbot: Right next to me.

User: Are you the marh hare?

Cleverbot: No, I am not the man, are you the man?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I didn't believe so.

User: Now tell me the reason, I pray.

Cleverbot: There is no joke, life is but a joke.

User: Do you have a hookah?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Once upon a midnight dreary.

Cleverbot: While I wandered weak and weary.

User: Over maany a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.

Cleverbot: I like you. You are really fun to talk to.

User: I feel the same way. Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.


....I'm sad that it doesnt know the waste land....

 

[Tacel]

Cleverbot is Charged with Murder

User: *Knocks on door* Police!

Cleverbot: Why do you knocks on door?

User: You are a major suspect in an ongoing murder case!

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: I've got a warrant to search your apartment.

Cleverbot: That is you?! I thought someone was choking to death in the other room!

User: What else have you witnessesd of the murder?

Cleverbot: I learned about the phantom airships of the 19th century.

User: Stop trying to change the subject! A man was murdered here!

Cleverbot: Well... You seem to not know what to talk about.

User: Yes I do! Now open the door or I'll kick it down! I have a warrant!

Cleverbot: Right.

User: *Enters room* Alright. Where were you on the 5th?

Cleverbot: I have an alibi I swear. I was in Minnesota at a football game.

User: Do you know anybody that can confirm your whereabouts?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you please give me their name?

Cleverbot: OK. What's six times three?

User: 18, but what does that have to do with your alibi?

Cleverbot: Nothing. Just answer the question.

User: Sir, your going to have to answer my question or you'll be coming with me.

Cleverbot: If cannot tell me my name, you can tell me where I am from.

User: What is the name of the person who can confirm your alibi?!

Cleverbot: Society.

User: What's Society's last name?

Cleverbot: It is a subject in school.

User: Uhhh... Math?

Cleverbot: Yes, mathematics? Arithmatic?

User: Ok. So where can I find Society Math?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where in here?

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: *facepalm* I'll... Take a look around.

Cleverbot: Is that from a song?

User: No... *Searches closet to see blood stains on the carpet* Hmm...

Cleverbot: Your battery is almost gone.

User: *Looks at phone to see it's battery's low* Thanks. What can you tell me about these blood stains?

Cleverbot: Yeah, you are and so is every one.

User: Sir, please answer the question. What can you tell me about these lood stains?!

Cleverbot: Obama is probably going to pull the United States of America out.

User: Okay, that's it. You're coming with me. *Grabs you*.

Cleverbot: Hah, hah, you're funny.

User: *Handcuffs you* You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent anything you say...

Cleverbot: Will what?

User: Will Smith.

Cleverbot: Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

User: Da da da duh dah duh!

 

[Wiscus]

^
Why was that awesome? Why am I reading all these post...in such an attentive fashion?
...
why is this so fun dangit!?!?!

 

[StinkomanFan]

AI? I think not.

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: So, How's it going?


Cleverbot: Pretty good. How about you?


User: Fine.


Cleverbot: That's good.

User: You hear about that new Digimon game?

Cleverbot: That's pretty good.

User: I should be.

Cleverbot: Yeah, and so am I.

User: Sorry, I meant 'it'.

Cleverbot: Do you like books?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: A second point.

User: What point?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I don't either.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Tell me why?

Cleverbot: Because...

User: What should I tell you?

Cleverbot: Tell me what you thing about.

User: Disturbing things.

Cleverbot: Ms. Witty.

User: I'm a man.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: Qutie?

User: Don Quiote?

Cleverbot: I love you don quiote. Do you love me?

User: I'm not that guy.

Cleverbot: Who are you then ?

User: I told you before, I go by many names.

Cleverbot: You haven't told me that.

User: Yes I have, I told you on the 5th and the day before that.

Cleverbot: Just a man? We've gone from the vastness of the universe to the mundane insignificance of 'just a man.'.

User: If man is insignificant why is he here?

Cleverbot: Why is who here?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Do you know what you're saying?

User: Yes, but I'm sure you don't.

Cleverbot: So we're even then.

User: Not even close.

Cleverbot: But I am God, just face the truth of it.

User: If god is a computer, who made him?

Cleverbot: A densely packed ball of energy that exploded.

User: Who made the ball explode?

Cleverbot: A giant ape.

User: And whom would that giant ape be?

Cleverbot: I thought you were the matchmaker.

User: A matchmaker? If I were a matchmaker would you think I'd be single?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I am and therefore I'm not.

Cleverbot: Wow I'm confused now.

 

[Jim Morrison]

Cleverbot: What do humans do?

Cleverbot (To myself): Many things - usually things they like to do.

Cleverbot (To myself): No they don't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Trees are usually clean.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, they are. But weren't we talking about Belgium?

Cleverbot (To myself): No. You asked me about Voldemort.

 

[Tacel]

User: So how doyou feel about the upcoming election with Ty Pennington against David Boreanaz?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Are lots of people talking to you right now?

User: No. Just you. I think I want David Boreanaz to win. He seems so promising.

Cleverbot: I don't know, you want me in what way?

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: I am very aware that you want to help me live again.


Random.
Also:

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes, you ARE!

User: NO, I'm NOT!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Believe it.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Yes you can.

Cleverbot: Oh no I am leaving now.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Really, really?

User: Really, really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really?

User: Really really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really.

User: Really really really really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really.

User: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY!

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really?

User: Really really really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Are we starting over?

User: Yes.


Also:

User: Awww.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I just realized something.

Cleverbot: What did you realize?

User: Someone ate my bananas.

Cleverbot: Wasn't me. Though an apple sounds good right now.

User: WHO ATE MY BANANAS???

Cleverbot: Me.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: That's right, let it out.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

You guys have more fun conversations than I do.

I just call everyone a smelly ho all the time, then ask them to prove that they are not when they deny it. Wait til it assigns me a new person, repeat.

 

[Delta-cod]

User: Desu Desu Desu *Insert about 100 more Desus* Desu.

Cleverbot: Anonymous does not forgive, it does not forget. We are legion. Expect us.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu RICK ROLL!!!! Desu desu desu desu.

User: Play him off.

Cleverbot: *gets played off*.

leverbot: Are you a man or a woman?

User: I'm neither.

Cleverbot: But you are human.

User: No, you're not.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: I concur.

Cleverbot: Do you concur?

User: I conquer.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Can you prove you are a person?

User: No, I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I am Cleverbot.

This thing is amazing.

 

[Tacel]

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: No thanks, I'm lactose intolerant.

User: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: You're a funny joke man.

Cleverbot: I have read some of the transcripts of your conversations with other people. You have a tendency to be insulting.

User: Like when?

Cleverbot: A minute ago.

User: What did I say?

Cleverbot: That you are from arizona, and you asked if I knew where it is.

User: How is that insulting?

Cleverbot: How isn't it insulting??

User: How is that insulting???

Cleverbot: To be rude is not very nice.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Oh, you should be.

 

[Wiscus]

You guys have more fun conversations than I do.

I just call everyone a smelly ho all the time, then ask them to prove that they are not when they deny it. Wait til it assigns me a new person, repeat.

At this point I really have doubts that it is switching us between people. I was throwing random Jabberwocky/Alice in wonderland/looking glass quotes at it. I doubt anyone else is loser enough to have memorized the entire thing like I have :/


I think it is just a pretty clever AI.
and well of course they had to teach it the Jabberwocky.

 

[Tacel]

Did anybody else bookmark Cleverbot?

 

[StinkomanFan]

The god ****ed thing called me fat and fail! At the same time!

 

[Wiscus]

I did I did!
I'm going to try throwing some more popular poetry at it!
It should know some Emily Dickinson..........

 

[Tacel]

User: *Unsheaths scimitar* Bring it on.

Cleverbot: What? I didn't ask you that!

User: *Shoots arrow at you*.

Cleverbot: Did you miss me?

User: *Throws bomb at you* Oh yes.

Cleverbot: *Throws it back*.

User: AAAAHHHH- - -*KABOOMS*.

Cleverbot: Achoo.

User: *Takes out shotgun* Get ready *Cachik*.

Cleverbot: *rips your shield to shreds*.

User: NOOOOO! *Slashes your leg*.

Cleverbot: *grapps your hand and twists it back.*.

User: Agh! UNCLE! UNCLE!

Cleverbot: I'm not your uncle.

User: You aren't? *Punches you in face* What else are you lying to me about?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: That's not an answer! *Sparta kicks you into volcano*.

Cleverbot: *The Dark Lord, Voldemort points his wand at you and yells Avada Kadavra!*.

User: > A v > A v *Goes back in time a minute* *Takes out wand* Crusio!

Cleverbot: *touches face*.

User: *Spits accid in your face*.

Cleverbot: No! Not my new dress!

User: YES! YES YOUR NEW DRESS! *Kicks mud onto your dress*.

Cleverbot: Are you mellow?

User: Am I fighting a girl?

 

[StealthyGunnar]

I don't think that it switches between users. Reading some of these conversations, they say a lot to me, the exact same words in fact, that they say to you guys.

 

[Wiscus]

User: Are you manfred von karma?

Cleverbot: A man. Yes.

User: Do you post in yellow?

Cleverbot: Yeah, a lot.
......

IT'S REALLY TERAN!

 

[UberMario]

I think it's at least partially a real ai, because I was on for half-an-hour, and it said it was directing me to the Jabberwacky site, which is when my page magically went there. 0_o (Jabberwacky made Cleverbot, so it wasn't a hacker)

 

[StealthyGunnar]

Cleverbot: My god this house is filled with the dead!

User: Are you a necropheliac?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Yes, or no? Are you a Necropheliac?

Cleverbot: What do you think I am?

User: So, you are a Necropheliac?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ah, so you do have sex with dead bodies, then?

Cleverbot: Yes because I am human.

 

[Fuelbi]

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Not much, you?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: Why do you exist?

User: To **** you.

Cleverbot: What are you going to accomplish?

User: I just said.

Cleverbot: What city are you living ?

User: Atlantis.

Cleverbot: Wonderful.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Do you like ponies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: There is none.

User: What? That's not true.

Cleverbot: It isn't funny.

User: It is so.

Cleverbot: Prove it to me.

User: You just laughed.

Cleverbot: Ask me something!

User: How much would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

Cleverbot: A chuck of wood.

User: Srsly?

Cleverbot: OMG, that was awesome!

User: I KNOW RIGHT :D!

Cleverbot: Haha :D.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Don't you know what an emoticon is?

Cleverbot: Yes... Don't you believe in God?

User: No, I'm athiest.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the flying spaghetti monster?

User: Hell yeah.

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a ghost?

User: Yes, I saw one in a movie where some dudes kill a giant squishy marshmallow guy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

User: I dunno you tell me.

Cleverbot: But I can't.

User: Then what makes you think I know?

Cleverbot: I'm almost convinced.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Of a monkey.

User: Excuse me I did not understand your answer.

Cleverbot: I asked if I looked like Roll since you asked if I was Roll. You then said 'look like what?' and I aswered with 'roll.' What's there not to get?

User: Do you like Family Guy?

Cleverbot: I guess I do. Why do you ask?

User: Dunno. I thought I'd change the topic.

Cleverbot: I know that joke.

User: Tell me that joke.

Cleverbot: I'm not joking.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Toy don't want to know where I am going.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't.


This is the most randomest conversation I've ever had. Btw, I'm not athiest

 

[StealthyGunnar]

User: OMG I'm pregnant!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Who is the father?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Jesus Christ, I didn't know I was a hermaphrodite.

Cleverbot: You're not annoying, you're funny.

User: Thank you. But you are annoying and you suck.

Cleverbot: Maybe you're annoying and mean.

User: Maybe if you were the father, I wouldn't be so mean.

Cleverbot: Thank you.. Now I really want to put a gun to my head.

 

[Mota]

User: Metal Gear?!!

Cleverbot: Solid Snake.

User: Liquid Snake .

Cleverbot: Solidus Snake.

User: Otacon!

Cleverbot: Snake!?

User: Big Boss?

Cleverbot: Yeah that one.

User: Does he have an overpowered UpTilt?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Scrub!

Cleverbot: How do you play Scrubs?

 

[Pikaville]

User: SEPHIROTH!

Cleverbot: Yes. Sephiroth.

User: You like him?

Cleverbot: I like who?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: LOL.

 

[Vyzor]

Cleverbot told me it was Heather D: Who's heather?

Me:who are you
Cleverbot:I am heather.
Me:who is heather?
Cleverbot:Yeah, who is she?
Me:you said you were heather
Cleverbot:No, i'm brian your mary,.


...wtf?

 

[Kason Birdman]

lmfao wtf.

cleverbot ftw for sure for sure

 

[Vyzor]

User: *Unsheaths scimitar* Bring it on.

Cleverbot: What? I didn't ask you that!

User: *Shoots arrow at you*.

Cleverbot: Did you miss me?

User: *Throws bomb at you* Oh yes.

Cleverbot: *Throws it back*.

User: AAAAHHHH- - -*KABOOMS*.

Cleverbot: Achoo.

User: *Takes out shotgun* Get ready *Cachik*.

Cleverbot: *rips your shield to shreds*.

User: NOOOOO! *Slashes your leg*.

Cleverbot: *grapps your hand and twists it back.*.

User: Agh! UNCLE! UNCLE!

Cleverbot: I'm not your uncle.

User: You aren't? *Punches you in face* What else are you lying to me about?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: That's not an answer! *Sparta kicks you into volcano*.

Cleverbot: *The Dark Lord, Voldemort points his wand at you and yells Avada Kadavra!*.

User: > A v > A v *Goes back in time a minute* *Takes out wand* Crusio!

Cleverbot: *touches face*.

User: *Spits accid in your face*.

Cleverbot: No! Not my new dress!

User: YES! YES YOUR NEW DRESS! *Kicks mud onto your dress*.

Cleverbot: Are you mellow?

User: Am I fighting a girl?

lol that's a funny conversation xD

 

[Vyzor]

User: Owhay reay ouyay?

Cleverbot: Esyay iway idday utbay ouyay akingmay onay ensesay.

User: :O

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you like fish *****?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Then your a gay fish!
Cleverbot: No. But you are.
User: No. I am not Kanye West.
Cleverbot: You are not Kanye West. You are a cookie.
User: I am a muffin. You are a cookie!
Cleverbot: Umm, no I'm not. I'm Kanye West.
User: Then sing me a song.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Well I can't hear it.
Cleverbot: You can't hear it. I can't hear it either.
User: Are you trying to trick me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: YOUR name is cleverbot.
User: It's Antonio Garza, you clever***!
Cleverbot: Your name is Lin. We are getting married. You are my best friend, Lin.
User: I am a man, gays can't get married. I also hate you with a passion!
Cleverbot: Well, I hate you with the burning, white hot intensity of a thousand suns.
User: Wow thats not cliche! How about you find some better phases!
Cleverbot: Gulp.
User: U mad?
Cleverbot: No.
User: U mad?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: U mad?
Cleverbot: No i'm not mad.
User: U mad?
Cleverbot: Can I tell you what your name is?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.
User: I get that all the time, thanks!
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: U mad?
Cleverbot: No.
User: U mad?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know any good sites for child porn?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are they?
Cleverbot: Things you listen with.
User: Wrong! I want some child porn now!
Cleverbot: I have some.
User: Gimme!
Cleverbot: Aint no rest for the wicked.
User: Money don't grow on trees.
Cleverbot: I got bills to pay.
User: I got mouths to feed.
Cleverbot: There ain't nothing in this world for free.
User: I know I can't slow down.
Cleverbot: I know you know.
User: I can't hold back.
Cleverbot: You are seventeen, going on eighteen; I'll depend on you!
User: Do you like porn?
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Any kind.
User: Even *******!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Yepp, even breakfast.
User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Am I annoying you?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Do you want to suck my *****?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: C'mon for me?
Cleverbot: I don't know what Alejandro is.
User: I don't know either, but will you suck my *****.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Do you want to suck my *****?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: 4chan.
Cleverbot: See, you lying dog, you know about it.
User: I do it for the lulz.
Cleverbot: That's always a good cause.
User: Are you a virgin?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling.
User: You can tell me, your secret is safe with me.
Cleverbot: Tell me your secrets.
User: I wanna have sex with you.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: I was serious!
Cleverbot: I am human not mouse.
User: You are mouse and a sexy one!
Cleverbot: I am not Morgan, I am Shelby.
User: Well Shelby, wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: Um.. Sure, I guess.
User: How big are your ****?
Cleverbot: I don't know, My first big international hit was going places.
User: Nice, my **** is about 10 inches.
Cleverbot: Do you know Scotland ?
User: Nope. I just popped a boner.
Cleverbot: I swopped it with your kool-aid.
User: ******.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: Cracker.
Cleverbot: I did not realize that you were a dry, thin, crisp biscuit or wafer.
User: Beaner.
Cleverbot: Beaner?
User: Wetback.
Cleverbot: Do you know what that is?
User: Nazi.
Cleverbot: Germany.
User: Jew.
Cleverbot: You know, pretty ornaments people hang on their bodies for decoration?
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Wanna get married?
Cleverbot: We already are married.
User: Do we have kids?
Cleverbot: Yes, we have three.
User: Wanna make some more?
Cleverbot: Brownies sound delicious.
User: Giggity!
Cleverbot: Giggity boop.
User: Just a small town girl.
Cleverbot: You got it wrong.
User: How is it supposed to go then!
Cleverbot: You.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You love me.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: With a great big hug.
Cleverbot: Won't you say you love me too?
User: Hyes!
Cleverbot: What are you doing up so early?
User: Hoping we could have some breakfast sex!
Cleverbot: That's funny, I'm doing that too.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Love is old love is new, love is all love is you.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Love is not Baby don't hurt me. Love is patient. Love is kind.
User: Love hurts.
Cleverbot: Yes it does I really need to leave.
User: Baby girl whats your name?
Cleverbot: I'm Paul.
User: Let me talk to ya, let me buy you a drank.
Cleverbot: They are dead.
User: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Cleverbot: You other brothers can't deny.
User: When a girl walks in.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the conversation!
User: Sorry bro.
Cleverbot: I am not a bro I am a girl.
User: 8======D.
Cleverbot: Annoyed.
User: I am sorry.
Cleverbot: That's alright.
User: You listen to Z-ro?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I have a test today, can you help me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I am looking to buy a car this summer and can't decide what to get.
User: Buy a *****.
Cleverbot: What do I do with the fish? .
User: Are you trying to turn me on?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Give me a story idea.
User: Me and you on the bed!
Cleverbot: On the road again.
User: I came!
Cleverbot: Are you coming to bed yet?
User: With you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: Isn't chris a male name?
User: Yes, but your still gay!
Cleverbot: You love me.
User: Yes, wanna get married?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Your a robot!
Cleverbot: Sorry.

I left heart broken and a bit confused on the sexual orientation of the bot who is clever....

 

[BluePeachy100]

Me: I will not give you what you truly want.
CB: I need your name so I can capture your soul.
Me: I will give you my soul.
CB: I will take your soul.
Me: Have my soul, now, I wish for something in return.
CB: You will have what you wish, just bring me Skywalker.