Chicago-Land Power Rankings (Updated 12/30/2011)

[john!]

it was inevitable.

 

[Tink]

lollll....sveet getting his "trail" balls on.....i like itt.

 

[Strong Badam]

I ride no one.
outside of our top 5 or so, MW does suck, and we don't have any top players atm
I'll be the first to root for Kels/Atma/darkrain/Dart or just about any MW player at any tourney against an OoR player
except for you sveet

gonna body you in our MM

 

[The Good Doctor]

I ride no one.
outside of our top 5 or so, MW does suck, and we don't have any top players atm
I'll be the first to root for Kels/Atma/darkrain/Dart or just about any MW player at any tourney against an OoR player
except for you sveet

gonna body you in our MM

idk, you did almost lose to my fox, and im a knuckle head.....

 

[ORLY]

Oh my.

I don't think I've read more "MW sucks" posts in one day before.

 

[MattDotZeb]

I've decided against moving into such a ****ty region.

Thank you, Strong Bad, you've convinced me to stay in NE.

 

[Scythe]

rofl what the hell is going on here

 

[Fortress | Sveet]

I ride no one.
outside of our top 5 or so, MW does suck, and we don't have any top players atm
I'll be the first to root for Kels/Atma/darkrain/Dart or just about any MW player at any tourney against an OoR player
except for you sveet

gonna body you in our MM

And yet you're the first person on the boards or wherever to say the MW sucks. Instead of actively trying to motivate the region you are the number one source of internal hate.

If you want, I can give you a few free stocks in our MM. That should compensate for the fact that DK sucks, but I doubt it will be enough to compensate for your lack of skill.

 

[DieSuperFly]

I just move to Chicago, any one down to melee/brawl anytime soon? =)

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

Sounds like a Money Match

Someone dropped the complaint off at the Midwest Regional Smash HQ this morning. I shall determine whether or not Strong Bad's Midwest Liscense has been revoked after a long and thorough process.

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

After further review, Strong Bad's crimes against the Midwest and our swag have been deemed unforgivable.

Strong Bad was found guilty of the class A felony of riding coast players' ****s with wild abandon and has hereby been removed from the official Midwest Smash records as a certified player.

Strong Bad, you no longer have the swagger and heart of a midwest player. From here on out you have no home, no balls, no *****es, and you play a ****ty character.

You may attend future Midwest events, but you will be forced to wear a sticker nametag designating you as a midwest traitor. Furthermore you will hereby be referred to on the boards as StrongCrab.

May god have ****ing mercy on your midwest traitor ****ing soul.

-Trail-
Director of Midwest Smash Affairs
Midwest Regional Smash Office

 

[DieSuperFly]

Damn I guess the Chicago scene is dead? lame =(

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

Damn I guess the Chicago scene is dead? lame =(

no, its actually really big lol. WTF DSF IS IN DIS CITY. Pm me your phone number and we will get some games going sometime.... u old mother ****er...

 

[KishPrime]

Dude it's DSF. That's pretty cool.

Come to FC! www.meleefc.com

 

[Strong Badam]

I think that was the most grammatically sound post by Trail I've ever read.

 

[MattDotZeb]

I just move to Chicago, any one down to melee/brawl anytime soon? =)

omfg dsf

yes.
i'm moving there in 7 days.

already planning a smashfest for the 10th!

i hope you can make it
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=325716

 

[Meneks]

I've decided against moving into such a ****ty region.

Thank you, Strong Bad, you've convinced me to stay in NE.

LOL,

Disregarding smash for a sec, living in Chicago ****s on the entirety of NEBRASKA...

in other news..
Strongbad?
I don't understand how someone can talk about the MW sucking when they aren't really contributing to changing that by using DK..

But carry on

 

[Fortress | Sveet]

Smashfest at my house on thursday, 100% guarantee this week. I have friday off


edit- meneks, mattdotzeb means New England not Nebraska when he says NE

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

I think that was the most grammatically sound post by Trail I've ever read.

Pipe down StrongCrab, you need to figure out how to regain your midwest swagger.

 

[MattDotZeb]

Smashfest at my house on thursday, 100% guarantee this week. I have friday off


edit- meneks, mattdotzeb means New England not Nebraska when he says NE

looool

I see I need to be more careful when I throw around NE...

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

looool

I see I need to be more careful when I throw around NE...

here in the midwest when we see NE, we think cornhuskers....


****ing StrongCrab

 

[Meneks]

edit- meneks, mattdotzeb means New England not Nebraska when he says NE

looool

I see I need to be more careful when I throw around NE...

HA, my bad..

New England accents are great

 

[MattDotZeb]

HA, my bad..

New England accents are great

I promise I'll remember to drop as many R's as possible when I'm around you.

 

[ORLY]

chowdahhh

been waitin' a good long while to play you, dotzeb! you better not disappoint ;D

 

[DieSuperFly]

no, its actually really big lol. WTF DSF IS IN DIS CITY. Pm me your phone number and we will get some games going sometime.... u old mother ****er...

323-557-2350

To any one that wants to play =) and get their a$$ handed.

 

[BIG C]

323-557-2350

To any one that wants to play =) and get their a$$ handed.

lookin like beef jerky all day erryday DSF. lol wtf is this dude doin in dah mid?

 

[Little England]

DSF was the first person to hand me a *** whooping in Melee. Alex gunna **** yall up. lolololol

 

[BIG C]

DSF was the first person to hand me a *** whooping in Melee. Alex gunna **** yall up. lolololol

if it wasn't for DSF I wouldn't have got like top 13 at SMYM like 3 way back when. lost to him first round and up throw rested my way to 13th.

 

[Tink]

lolll...LE must not know the history of DSF and staying and becoming an honorary SHEP memeber when he stayed with us a few weeks 0_0. we already got dat dsf practice done with

 

[Little England]

LOL actually I think you've told me about this before. But the new kids haven't got a taste yet.

 

[alcheato]

323-557-2350

To any one that wants to play =) and get their a$$ handed.

Holy old school Smashers, Batman! When are you usually free to play? Also which part of Chicago are you in?

 

[DieSuperFly]

I live in downtown

 

[SuperMatt]

must have games somewhere....zzzzuurrrrprrr

 

[Quaz]

hey man go play at Chris's later. I might show up and Jeff might too.

There either has to be 2 or 4 people total for me to be happy.

 

[Эикельманн [РУС]]

i'll cry if i don't play with dsf before i leave the midwest.

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

Eddie sighting this thursday, prepare your souls.

 

[Эикельманн [РУС]]

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[Divinokage]

Eddie sighting this thursday, prepare your souls.

Is your armor ready?

 

[Scythe]

yo chris you wanna team for pm doubles at FC assuming it happens?

 

[ORLY]

diego, i already told trail we'd do double bowser again, lol

we should play dota 2 sometime

my steam name is "Toclafane"