Captain Falcon is Black (No offense intended. I'm Black)

[Parker1006]

This is basically me (Pinballr8) explaining to my friend why Captain Falcon is black.

Pinballr8 (10:18:08 PM): falcon is a G
SedaCynic (10:18:17 PM): O G
Pinballr8 (10:18:45 PM): yup
Pinballr8 (10:20:03 PM): i love falcon, he's basically a black guy
Pinballr8 (10:20:52 PM): think about it, he always yells when he talks. his combos are hella flashy and contain lots of excessive movement, and he talks alot of **** when he taunts
SedaCynic (10:21:04 PM): HAH
Pinballr8 (10:21:36 PM): he super boistrous
Pinballr8 (10:21:44 PM): and the blue falcon is basically a cadillac
Pinballr8 (10:22:31 PM): and... havent you noticed that only black people can get away with wearing sunglasses no matter what the weather is?
SedaCynic (10:22:53 PM): big ones the size of his visor too
Pinballr8 (10:22:57 PM): yup
SedaCynic (10:22:59 PM): huh
SedaCynic (10:23:01 PM): interesting
SedaCynic (10:23:10 PM): take that one to smashboards lol
Pinballr8 (10:23:14 PM): seriously
Pinballr8 (10:24:01 PM): and think about this, ONE shoulder pad? that means its something functional turned into an accesory. now wut race of people are known for that?
SedaCynic (10:24:34 PM): the same ones that turned tooth-caps into an accessory
Pinballr8 (10:24:41 PM): exactly
Pinballr8 (10:25:13 PM): and he's extremely materialistic
Pinballr8 (10:25:36 PM): wut white person you know would spend their hard earned money on a MOVEABLE race track
Pinballr8 (10:25:48 PM): face it man Captain Falcon is a *****
SedaCynic (10:26:06 PM): get a major in Super Smash Bros.
SedaCynic (10:26:12 PM): you've got your thesis right there
Pinballr8 (10:26:14 PM): hahaha
Pinballr8 (10:26:31 PM): i think im gonna post this on smashboards tonight
SedaCynic (10:26:35 PM): do it
Pinballr8 (10:26:50 PM): oh yea, he got so fast by running from the husbands of all the white women he ****ed
SedaCynic (10:26:57 PM): PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ROFL

 

[Da Shuffla]

Haha. Captain Falcon has the fastest running speed.

 

[Overload]

So that's what he does during his up B

 

[LLDL]

agreed hah

 

[Gryphon]

...N****, you dumb as hell. lmao

jkjk. Hmmm, well thought up. Buuuuut, anybody could be black if this was true. Real talk.

 

[Chis]

Stereotypes are funny.

Unless they're aimed at you.

 

[Parker1006]

Stereotypes are funny.

Unless they're aimed at you.

so true. thats why im just screwing around with this. if anyone feels any offense as a result of this post i apologize.

 

[Professor Pro]

LOOOOOL At this last comment. Look at his d!ck iswell. A BLACK MAN!

 

[Grunt]

It's weird that Sheik is actually black in melee
and no other game.
srsly wtf?

 

[Mith_]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i never though about it like that, but yea ur right lol. (im black too)

 

[XACE-K]

So G&W isn't the only black person in Melee now.

 

[Bowser King]

So G&W isn't the only black person in Melee now.

and ganon (and he's the clone of CF O_O).....

-Bowser King

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Ganondorf, ironically, if far more white.

 

[Hibiki]

They should switch the skin color of Ganandorf and C. Falc.
It makes perfect sense.

 

[cheap_josh]

LOL!

It's weird that Sheik is actually black in melee
and no other game.
srsly wtf?

I once heard that more black people play Sheik or something like that.

 

[JrdnS]

^no. black people play jigglypuff and donkey kong

 

[paulleh]

ahaha rofl, that's funny.

 

[trademark0013]

i'm pretty sure ganon is the blackest character in the game

jus look at him. hes the juggernaut, *****

 

[Parker1006]

^no. black people play jigglypuff and donkey kong

lol, the funny thing is i used to have a decent Jigglypuff and a decent DK

 

[Gryphon]

Ganondorf is black, for real. That wide nose, corn rolls, and tall as hell. He's the Deebo of Smash.

 

[Da Shuffla]

A mid-air raptor boost looks like he's dunking on someone. Lol.

 

[Zone]

A mid-air raptor boost looks like he's dunking on someone. Lol.

LOL,

10char

 

[HT F8]

^no. black people play jigglypuff and donkey kong

Black dudes main Samus, silly.
Hot white girl in a power suit?
AND SHE CAN SHOOT?

WTFHAX.

 

[Gryphon]

Black dudes main Samus, silly.
Hot white girl in a power suit?
AND SHE CAN SHOOT?

WTFHAX.

lmao

I aint gonna lie, I date a white girl who is a beast at Brawl. I think I got enough off that in real life, dog. lol

 

[Mith_]

^no. black people play jigglypuff and donkey kong

LOLOLOLOL

yes i play DK and jiggs. idk they are just so gangsta.

 

[Grunt]

all the poor people play DK.
Bum???
Mexican???
they can't afford better characters.

 

[VA]

I hear he's a crack dealer. When you play him he thinks you stole it and beats the shit out of you to get it back. Bair is the most obvious, he's all "gimme mah crack yo".

 

[Yuna-Maria]

I hear he's a crack dealer. When you play him he thinks you stole it and beats the shit out of you to get it back. Bair is the most obvious, he's all "gimme mah crack yo".

I always thought his bair was to backhand hella hoes.

 

[VA]

maybe it is actually? but I know he wants his crack.

 

[Yuna-Maria]

Are you sure? I figured he just wanted his hoes to give him his money.

 

[VA]

maybe it's money he's after...crack/hoes.

 

[Mic_128]

*Chk* No.