Broken Camping Tactic

[KevinM]

Anything for the win.

 

[Europhoria]

Anything for the win.

You should be playing Brawl then... not melee.

 

[KevinM]

Doesn't mean I don't have fun camping, I don't have fun playing brawl. Who the hell are all these Canadians LOL did you guys make this your universal chat thread

<3

 

[Europhoria]

We're kinda omnipresent now >_> Aka we're really bored

 

[RaynEX]

what he said.

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

Don't you have elk to hunt and milk to bag?

 

[RaynEX]

I've never seen elk irl. Milk in bags are teh sex.

Jugs are for scrubs.

 

[Europhoria]

Elks are tasty. I have 3 dead ones in my spare igloo

 

[RaynEX]

stop fueling their desire to make fun of our elks and bags of milk.

 

[Lovage 805]

god ****, at first i thought i could trust RaynEX's advice on matchups and stuff. now i find hes a filthy french-canadian milk bagger

sighh

 

[RaynEX]

I'm not French.

I'm the only African Canadian you'll ever meet..

>_>...<_<


Alright maybe thats not true but still. I'm black. wahoo

 

[KirbyKaze]

Get back to the milkbag field, slave!

 

[Europhoria]

Lol Plantation road

 

[I.B]

So who's igloo are we playing Smash at tonight?

 

[KirbyKaze]

we can't turn this into another chat thread dammit

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

I'm mentally adding "ay?" to the end of all your posts and laughing really hard.

 

[KirbyKaze]

spaceballs teach me how to play spamus

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

spaceballs teach me how to play spamus ay?

According to M2K just wavedash back and ftilt.
But that's wrong.
It's all about the wavedash back utilt.

 

[4Serial]

LMFAO canada is too good

 

[KirbyKaze]

OR I COULD COMBINE THEM AND MAKE ULTRA SAMUS

by alternating between wd back f-tilt and wd back u-tilt they'll have no idea how to counter me!

IT'S BRILLIANT

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

Also run to the other side of the stage, then SWD back with an fsmash to edgeguard.

 

[KirbyKaze]

with this knowledge at my disposal i will become the greatest samus in the world

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

So you're going to beat really good space animals and get owned by everyone else? Have fun.

 

[KirbyKaze]

no against everyone else i'd go sheik lawl

 

[RaynEX]

Wild Sheik appears.

*world explodes*

 

[KevinM]

Man Canada is ****ed up :D

 

[RaynEX]

^ No u! :D

 

[Mew2King]

i wavedash back down smash more than F Tilt, but samus at high level play is too limited, all her options are just counter attacks to you, but if you space an attack on samus's shield and she can't **** you with up B out of shield, then she can't really do anything lol.

 

[MikeHaggarTHAKJB]

but what should fawks and other low/mid range characters do against spamus up-b out of shield? space fj bair?

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

Fox: Run away and shoot lasers, then dash dance upsmash.

 

[KirbyKaze]

is u-smash unpunishable if you space?

 

[MikeHaggarTHAKJB]

yes, if you missed them they can just do anything
i think they can wd out of shield and **** you aswell (with good timing)
and samus could prolly just shieldgrab you b/c of her grab range
but the shieldhitstun might be to much, im not sure about this

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

Nah, if Samus shields it, she can still wd out and dsmash during the lag. So just don't upsmash her shield.

 

[ZoSo]

i wavedash back down smash more than F Tilt, but samus at high level play is too limited, all her options are just counter attacks to you, but if you space an attack on samus's shield and she can't **** you with up B out of shield, then she can't really do anything lol.

KevinM here

I can't believe M2k randomly posted on how to play Samus LOL

 

[RaynEX]

Haven't you heard? M2K plays everyone.

Just not like Azen. Azen ***** with everyone.

 

[KirbyKaze]

bernard your head is shaped like an apple.

I HATE APPLES.

DIE APPLE-HEADED FOX MAIN.

 

[IrArby]

Zoso: Prince of Space for the win! That and MST3K too.