There are some things where I hope I'm wrong. However, there are certain situations where you look at things and can't help but use the conspiracy card.
Throughout Saturday's "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" tournament at Granada Hills, I watched as many of the players in attendance complained about the items in tournament play.
Many of the players were telling me, "Items suck," without going into more detail. I
had to prod them to make them say why and what items sucked. And throughout the day, I felt that aura in the room, as if everyone was watching the tournament just to wait for that one moment where an item was the sole reason why someone won his or her match.
Once people found "that moment," it would be all the Smash community needed to tell the tournament organizers with the Evolution Fighting Game Championships that items should not be allowed into tournament play.
If I was to guess whether items would be allowed, right now I would say "yes, but not all of them." Seems like the debate has created several sides:
* -- No items
* -- Some items, but low or medium frequency
* -- Some items, but high frequency
* -- All items
Now, how does this relate to the title of "Sabotage?" Let me bring up a story ...
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One of my past girlfriends is an avid video game player.
About 2004, some of my friends asked me what would happen if my ex entered one of my tournaments. Would I let her complete? Would she pay more to participate?
At the time, I told my friends this: I would let my ex compete and pay the same entry fee and all of that. But I wouldn't make things comfortable; I would try to make her tournament experience a very brief one.
How could I do that, especially if it's a double-elimination tournament? Oh, that's so
(scarily) easy.
I would set up a pod that, unless she just became great overnight, she could never get out of. Let's say the four-player pod was ...
My ex vs. DSF
Sniper vs. ShadowBTZO
We're talking about the best versatile player in SoCal, the most technical Fox in SoCal and one of the best Sheik players on the Central Coast. If you knew you had to face two of those three players, you would not unpack your bags because the outcome was nearly inevitable.
Safe to say, the tournament life for my ex wouldn't be one of the longest experiences she's had in her video game career. She'd get punished by DSF first. Then, she would probably have a combined 2-minute shine lesson from Sniper, or she would get chain grabbed to death by ShadowBTZO.
It sends a message; I'm not going to ban her from coming to my tournaments, but would she really want to come to any future tournaments?
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That story came to mind after I talked to some competitors at Saturday's Brawl tournament. And I think it's something that the EVO tournament organizers have to look out for.
When Brawl was introduced into the lineup for EVO 2008, many people were happy, and a lot of other people were upset. Lines of "Kid game," "Fisher Price game," and "not even a fighter" were said throughout the Shoryuken forums.
"How could THIS game get a spot when there were others to choose from?" many people asked.
EVO is not budging. Brawl will be in the lineup, like it or not. And I think those who don't like it are trying to make sure it has a one-and-done showing.
Remember how I said the tournament organizers are asking people to prove that items are not worth having in competitive play? I really believe some people in the items debate are pushing the "must have items" card. Not only that, let's put all the items on heavy frequency. "With nothing being declared 'broken' yet, why not allow everything?" these people say.
Imagine if every item is on high frequency? The turnout for the tournament might not be what is expected (I'm putting the over-under right now at 275). Now picture all of the great players getting bounced early. Imagine a Championship Sunday where you have Scrub A, Scrub B, Scrub C, etc. ... Now imagine if some lucky kid out of nowhere wins the tournament with some sort of buffet of items?
Do you think the Smash community will want to come back to that in 2009? Probably not.
This is the "ex-girlfriend concept" that I brought up earlier. The
tournament experience was so harsh, it's so difficult to come back.
And if that's the case for the Brawl players at EVO, to where they don't come back or the game isn't in the 2009 lineup, it turns out to be a "win" for all of the Smash haters. The Smash haters suffered through two years. They manipulated the tournament organizers to create havoc, and now they won't have to see Smash ever again.
I feel I always have to make note that I do not want items in tournament play at EVO. But since it's looking like items will be in play, my hope is that the tournament organizers see through the "I hate smash" commentators who are hoping that so much chaos is created to the point Brawl doesn't make a repeat appearance.
Updated 3:53 p.m. (because I can't believe an alcoholic mixed drink, aka ****tail, is censored)