Bill's OctoberFest 10/10 Melee only

[Dr Peepee]

Lol this reminds me...

Someone once told me, long ago.. that they got married before having sex for the first time.

I asked them, "Do you test drive a car before you buy it?"

No joke.

My friend's first response to that when I told him I was waiting too, lol.

You're not a somewhat terrible person like m friend though. That *****.

 

[DJRome]

no i meant like i never saw lotr

 

[Foxy]

yeah, postmarital sex is pretty bad

ace knows what's up

them divorces cost MONEY

 

[Foxy]

rome, hobbit = hairy feet, stubby, gofg's hair

wait actually

just picture gofg

 

[Smith]

I got that.

 

[-ACE-]

My friend's first response to that when I told him I was waiting too, lol.

You're not a somewhat terrible person like m friend though. That *****.

You're friends with a terrible person? lol

 

[DJRome]

gofg is not a hot girl in pp's room. lies itt

 

[Dr Peepee]

You're friends with a terrible person? lol

Actually, yeah. He's not in my college though. There's a lot concerning the two of us that probably made me turn out better and worse than I could have. Oh well.


Gofg had to gtfo my room for the hot girl when I was done smashing with him.

 

[Foxy]

gofg is the hottest chick in the ****ing world

bnub

 

[-ACE-]

like I said

$1 on Foxy

any takers?

 

[Smith]

God we are so spammy tonight.

 

[DJRome]

um, i'll take $5 on foxy lol i can't lose

 

[Dr Peepee]

$2 on Foxy.

bnub

get at my $$$

 

[-ACE-]

word son i'll do 5

you better pay up

 

[Foxy]

wait what the hell are we even betting on

whether i look like a hot chick or not?

 

[-ACE-]

lmao no, you def. look like a chick I just know you'll beat Rome in a MM

 

[DJRome]

if i win u give me $5 which i give to ace. if i lose, ace gives me $5 which i give to you

 

[DJRome]

it's true i get beaten easily/i'm insecure now

 

[mr.fizwidget]

my plan tonight was to practice melee and troll the boards...

but they are so active that i cant practice melee without missing a whole page on each thread...

too good...keep it up...

ill read it all later...

 

[Foxy]

that's nifty

i like it.

just pride and women on the line

 

[-ACE-]

Rome don't forget about our $1,000,000 MM

 

[DJRome]

o **** monopoly

 

[Dr Peepee]

that's nifty

i like it.

just pride and women on the line

And boobies.


Sometimes you can't have a total package.

 

[Smith]

awwwww yuh

 

[Foxy]

but you can always have my package.

 

[Dr Peepee]

And that's why I go to tournaments.


@Smith: and you know what he did? He kicked him in the pen1s.

 

[Foxy]

and that's why they call you the king.

smith knows all about getting kicked in the *****.

 

[Smith]

I love you for knowing that commerical PP.

 

[-ACE-]

pen1s.

Ok that's about enough censor dodging from you, mister.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Ace: Ganon ditto seriouslies? K? K. ****

 

[Foxy]

so is everyone ready to see ace lose $5

 

[DJRome]

oh you man

 

[Smith]

This is Ganon in his early 20s.

 

[-ACE-]

Ace: Ganon ditto seriouslies? K? K. ****

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

You'll be picking Falco faster than Jawsh can say "Ganon is so CHEAP"

 

[Foxy]

ace, come to a tournament again

i miss getting STOMPED

 

[Dr Peepee]

I could just go Fox/Falcon and give you combo shenanigans. don't think I am a one-trick pony like them Ganon mains, now.

 

[Foxy]

yeah, those ganon mains

they think they're so good

 

[-ACE-]

Go for it. GO FOR IT.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Ganon ain't even dat good.

 

[Smith]

Get this to page 26 and I'll post a picture of a fine lady. topless. It won't be taken down.