Ballad written for Tudor and other Samus Mains

[Darth JoBak]

an ode to the improvement of Samus mainers and players everywhere

Tudor : "You have to play gay"
The thread that inspired this anthem

*ahem*

Today, be gay! It's the only way,
That we can ever win,
Because we all know that we can't KO
Below one hundred and ten!

So look at a man while you slap the ham,
and keep those missiles coming
When they say "O d@mn, I hate your spam"
Then smile and sit there humming.

If you want to win this is not a sin,
Nor is it tacky or lame.
For them it's not fun but once you've won
Say "Son, I own your game!"

-Darth JoBak, just picked up Samus as my third

 

[Crystanium]

Very nice! You have my approval!

 

[0RLY]

I was about to facepalm when I saw the thread title, but now that I have read it... it's not half bad. 0_0

 

[Tudor]

Dude that was amazing... not at all what i expected! Haha great stuff dude!

 

[Xyro77]

dear god.........

no joke......this is horrible

 

[BUNI]

an ode to the improvement of Samus mainers and players everywhere

Tudor : "You have to play gay"
The thread that inspired this anthem

*ahem*

Today, be gay! It's the only way,
That we can ever win,
Because we all know that we can't KO
Below one hundred and ten!

So look at a man while you slap the ham,
and keep those missiles coming
When they say "O d@mn, I hate your spam"
Then smile and sit there humming.

If you want to win this is not a sin,
Nor is it tacky or lame.
For them it's not fun but once you've won
Say "Son, I own your game!"

-Darth JoBak, just picked up Samus as my third

I like it,

"Today, be gay! It's the only way"
thats true everyday.

"So look at a man while you slap the ham"
you breeders finally understand.

lol no seriously i like it, it could be a little offensive to gays the part about the sin i mean, but it was still pretty funny.

 

[i1337]

oh...my...GOD.

 

[FuLLBLeeD]

Samus doesn't like furries.

 

[Tudor]

dear god.........

no joke......this is horrible

Xyro you spam zair, give a reason why you dislike it if you're going to be a hater.

 

[Undrdog]

Zair spam... The epitome of gay. Closely followed by the new Whorenado and Arrow Spam. =P

But I don't understand half of the song... I suppose I'm just really out of touch. (and I'm not sure I want a translation) However I am wondering if there's a fourth line to Tudor's Oooma Loompa song...

 

[Crystanium]

Zair spam... The epitome of gay. Closely followed by the new Whorenado and Arrow Spam. =P

But I don't understand half of the song... I suppose I'm just really out of touch. (and I'm not sure I want a translation) However I am wondering if there's a fourth line to Tudor's Oooma Loompa song...

There is, UndrDog. I just don't think the fourth line can fit in his signature. It's a shame. But I am happy that he put those lyrics in that I made up. It goes like this, UndrDog.

"Oompa loompa doompadee doo
Tudor's the best, yes better than you!
Oompa loompa doompahdah dee
If you see Tudor be ready to flee!"

 

[Xyro77]

Xyro you spam zair, give a reason why you dislike it if you're going to be a hater.

reason why i hate this poem/ballad/song thing? its about a VIDEO GAME

 

[n00b]

Don't make me write a Samus battle rap...

 

[Z1GMA]

Nice work !

Don't make me write a Samus battle rap...

Like the DK rap!

 

[Orichalcum]

I like it =]

 

[Aran]

Nice work !


Like the DK rap!

Oh man.... bad memories are flooding back to me... must DESTROY!!!

 

[Darth JoBak]

I like it,
lol no seriously i like it, it could be a little offensive to gays the part about the sin i mean, but it was still pretty funny.

wo wo wo, the "sin" is camping, lets not get that confused please

 

[Tudor]

reason why i hate this poem/ballad/song thing? its about a VIDEO GAME

Dude come on... You know who creepy is right? You know how sick his smash songs were in melee. <3 Palmdale

 

[Xyro77]

Dude come on... You know who creepy is right? You know how sick his smash songs were in melee. <3 Palmdale

yes it was cool except now that i look back on it.................its over a game.

 

[Tudor]

We'll you're the one that gets all serious about tourney results over a game... if it's just a game then why don't you act like everyone else and just be chill ^^

 

[Xyro77]

i am chill. i just dont like people believing in things that arnt correct.

 

[Tudor]

That's interesting! Ok well it's time to stop having convo's on the boards, if you like my responses so much you can im me (and that goes to anyone that want's to talk really), i just don't know how often i'll be on....

o yah
im- romsoccerhack (don't you dare spam me xyro! I can only take so much a day =P)

 

[BUNI]

wo wo wo, the "sin" is camping, lets not get that confused please

oh ok i get you now, lawlness.

 

[Darth JoBak]

glad EVERYONE liked it EXCEPT XYRO

seriously though thanks, it took me five minutes

 

[XKarasuX]

Lol Thats was pretty awesome

btw someone should right a samus rap that would be epic after all life is a game too so why not enjoy it and have fun playing brawl (Another game) lmao

oh yea i am defintely saving that ballad putting some wicked background with samus on it then posting it on smashboards oh yea thats sounds fun

i'lll do the same for anyone who creates a samus rap!

 

[kown]

rap battles between character boards....

 

[J4pu]

rap battles between character boards....

Marth has a "Prince of 'F-air'" song
and Falco has a remix of "All Star" I don't remember the name it was changed to for Falco

 

[Aran]

The prince of f-air song was absolutely EPIC. Very well made.

Prince of F-air, by renufus.

Now, this is a story all about how
My Marth got flip turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I pwn noobs all day using Marth's forward air.

In the west side of Altea born and raised
On Final Destination was where I spent most of my days
Short hoppin' and gimpin' and tippin' all cool
And takin' some random online scrubs to school
When a couple of noobs
Who were up to no good
Started qq'ing in my neighborhood
I powered up my Wii and they all got scared
They said 'You're not allowed to use Marth cuz he has a broken forward air'

I whistled for a smash ball and when it came near
I broke it with a fair and all the noobs shed a tear
If anything I can say this final smash is the s*it
And I thought 'eat this you qq'ers LOL CRITICAL HIT'

I put down my controller 'round seven or eight
And I yelled over vent 'Yo homes brawl ya later'
Time to eat dinner, but never despair,
I'll be back on tomorrow to spam some more fair

 

[DelxDoom]

now we replace marth with samus and fair with zair

done



and something involving our laser thing
and missiles

lol w/e

 

[Tudor]

That's funny Aran... cause i posted a song in the "what's the stupidest/unfairest way you've lost a match" thread on vegas smash telling a story, this was mine lol:

Now, this is a match all about how
My last stock got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take three minutes
Just pause right there
I'll tell you how I became the noob who lost to Down-Air

In west Brinstar born and raised
In the middle was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out z-airin' f-airin' all cool
And all shootin some plasma offstage at a fool
When a G and a W
Who was up in the tiers
Startin being overpowered in my neighborhood
I got in one little brawl and Mother Brain got scared
She said 'You're movin' too slow, you'll get hit by Down-Air'

I practiced and dodged it day after day
But she packed my grapple and send me from the fray
She gave me a nerf and then she gave me my bombs.
I put my morphball on and said, 'I might as well (d)tilt it'.

Low tier, yo this is bad
Using up-b out of a shield against a fish bowl glass.
Is this why the people spam Down Air as a tact?
Hmmmmm this can't be a fair fight.

But wait I hear there're fleshy stalk-like poles
Is Down-Air the type of move that wins against those?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I u-air there
I hope i'm prepared cause i'm still the prince of the Down-Air

Well, the move landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a parachute floating there calling me out
I ain't trying to get ownd
I just got scared
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, up-b'ed

I floated for a sec and the stage came near
The edge was too far and it had lava in the rear
If anything I can say this wasn't fair
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homie, nice Down-Air'

I died at the bottom about 110 or 120
And I yelled to Jared 'Yo homie no johns til later'
I looked at my 2nd place title
It was finally clear
To relinquish my throne as the Prince of Down-Air





If you still didn't get it, on our last stock when we were both around 110-120, Jared d-aired as I u-aired in the middle of brinstar, the stage fell appart, we both up-b'ed and he floated longer than me.

 

[0RLY]

DUDE TUDOR is a rapping genius! Props +100

 

[Conclusively]

Good job. -applauds-

 

[Crystanium]

Tudor not only excels as Samus, but in rap as well!

 

[Tudor]

Haha i'm glad it made you guys lawl ^^

 

[DelxDoom]

should have bombjumped !!! xD