AwesomeNESS : A Ness Main Interview - ViceGrip

[Yink]

Why does Ness' mom miss him so much? She let him go.

Do you find yourself attracted to Ness? (IE the way he dresses, his dreams, how he acts...

Spoiler

no homo unless you feel that way

)

 

[Man of Popsicle]

I'm extremely attracted to his sweet kicks.
Mega homo.

 

[Kofu]

Who's your favorite person to play on Wi-fi?

Why do you dislike Fuel Ness?

 

[Man of Popsicle]

Who's your favorite person to play on Wi-fi?

My cousin... Just kidding, he's a scrub. Definitley you.

Why do you dislike Fuel Ness?

Because I just like all of the other colors better.
None of them are bad though.

 

[Delta-cod]

What IS that thing in your avatar?

 

[Man of Popsicle]

What IS that thing in your avatar?

The King of all Cosmos.
Bow down.

 

[Earthbound360]

What was ur reaction upon initially reading my post?
Did you enjoy it?
Was it annoying?
If yes, should I wear a bullet proof vest when I go out now?
Are you going to take revenge on me come my turn with an essay of questions?
Am I going to do this again?
Did Icy use PSI Sleepin' Omega?
Did Mr. Bonkers use PSI Healing gamma on ffffffffffffffff-ita?
Is that really your social security number?
Why am I procrastinating on my work to ask you things like this?
Would you rather get ***** by a cow or get caught ****** a cow?

Realisticly... You apparently have thing for ftilt. Why? How do use it?
Why do u like Dedede?
Why do you hate Peach?
Rank the aerials in favorite order
1. Nair
2.
3.
4.
5.

Oh and I forgot. Name your pet.

Sorry bro, this is the result of a lot of monday night homework and a guy who has a huge procrastination problem.

 

[Dajayman]

What kind of cleaner do you mop with?

Why the name Man Of Popsicle?

Are popsicles your favorite frozen treat?

What is your favorite popsicle flavor?

What does that Katanari dude in your avatar have to do with you?

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a noise?

If Ness wasn't in Brawl who would you main?

Who the hottest female in Smash: Peach, Daisy, Zelda, Samus, BaNana, Marth, or Jigglyouff?

Who is the manliest male in Smash: Captain Falcon, Snake, Ike, or Link?

Favorite Mario character?

Favorite LoZ character?

Favorite Kirby character?

Favorite F-Zero character?

Favorite StarFox character?

Favorite Metroid character?

Favorite MGS character?

Sonic and his games sucks.

Favorite Pokemon?

Favorite human from the Pokemon anime?

Favorite unique pokemon (like Team Rocket Meowth or Ash's Pikajew) from the Pokemon anime?

Is this too many questions?

How many questions did I ask?

 

[Bartolon]

Another American =/.

What is your favourite season? (Year seasons)

Who's your inspiration to keep playing brawl?

What would ness his place be on the tierlist in your opinion?

 

[smash64]

do you enjoy playing wifi? And why do you wanna play me?

 

[Dajayman]

Why aren't you European so Bart could be happy?

 

[Bartolon]

Dajayman speaks the truth Shame on you man of popsicle.. BE EUROPEAN!!
Wait I have an idea...
I am gonna get more European Ness mains to this boards =DDD
Achoral,Magio,Klonoa, =)))

 

[orange/xd]

do you like popsicles?

 

[Delta-cod]

Is Man of Popsicle that one guy from those commercials about popsicles with little kids and they shoot beams from them to kill giant robots or something?

Is the above a run on sentence?

 

[Dajayman]

Why are you taking so long to respond?

How old are you?

What's your nationality?

All you want for Christmas is?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you like answering a million questions?

If you don't answer these soon, they will continue to stockpile. How many questions do you have to answer so far? (All questions you haven't answered so far behind this one, including mine)

Why am I bored?

What do you do during the winter when popsicles aren't a smart thing to eat?

Mewtwo or Mew?

Captain Falcon or Blood Falcon?

Family Guy or Simpsons?

Mac or PC?

Pirates or ninjas?

Chicken or beef?

Fox or Falco?

Blue or red?

Terran, Protoss, or Zerg?

Cats or dogs?

SNES or Genesis?

Mario or Sonic?

More questions or less questions?

Favorite type of hat?

Favorite breed of dog?

Favorite breed of cat?

Favorite movie?

Favorite TV show?

Favorite book?

Favorite sport?

Favorite musical instrument?

 

[Man of Popsicle]

What was ur reaction upon initially reading my post? ffffffffffffffffffffff
Did you enjoy it? Ask Captain Falcon.
Was it annoying? Nah.
If yes, should I wear a bullet proof vest when I go out now? Do it anyways.
Are you going to take revenge on me come my turn with an essay of questions? Only if you'd like <3
Am I going to do this again? Yes
Did Icy use PSI Sleepin' Omega? I wish I could use that Psi power DDD :
Did Mr. Bonkers use PSI Healing gamma on ffffffffffffffff-ita? No, he's a do*cher.
Is that really your social security number? I swear.
Why am I procrastinating on my work to ask you things like this? Because it's fun?
Would you rather get ***** by a cow or get caught ****** a cow? It's better not to get *****... I choose the latter.

Realisticly... You apparently have thing for ftilt. Why? How do use it? I use it instead of jab, and it has cool knockback. AND YOU CAN ANGLE IT. And I don't know. But it's good.
Why do u like Dedede? Big target + Bad range + Pretty slow range moves = :DDD
Why do you hate Peach? Buig wall of turnip spam and annoying sound effects that distract me.
Rank the aerials in favorite order
1. Nair
2. Bair
3. Fair
4. Dair
5. Uair (It's cool to fastfall it though.)

Oh and I forgot. Name your pet. Geckey the Gecko.

Sorry bro, this is the result of a lot of monday night homework and a guy who has a huge procrastination problem.

What kind of cleaner do you mop with? Faster picker upper, Swiffer.

Why the name Man Of Popsicle? Because he's the coolest guy ever and I wish to be on par with him.

Are popsicles your favorite frozen treat? Otter pops... but I guess those are posicles so yeah.

What is your favorite popsicle flavor? Hmm... I like the ones that are purple or blue, regardless of flavor.

What does that Katanari dude in your avatar have to do with you? He's the king of all cosmos. And He has an awesome hat. And he's just that cool.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a noise? Absolutely. Mr. Nobody obviously heard it.

If Ness wasn't in Brawl who would you main? Hmmm... Probably DeDeDe, Fox, or anyone but Wolf.

Who the hottest female in Smash: Peach, Daisy, Zelda, Samus, BaNana, Marth, or Jigglyouff? Jigglyoeuf.

Who is the manliest male in Smash: Captain Falcon, Snake, Ike, or Link? marth Ness

Favorite Mario character? Sir Grodus of the X-Nauts

Favorite LoZ character? Tingle

Favorite Kirby character? That wheel guy.

Favorite F-Zero character? Blood Falcon

Favorite StarFox character? James McCloud

Favorite Metroid character? Metroid

Favorite MGS character? Old Snake/Colnel

Sonic and his games sucks. +1 rep.

Favorite Pokemon? Tropius, mudkip, and slowbro.

Favorite human from the Pokemon anime? Nurse Joy

Favorite unique pokemon (like Team Rocket Meowth or Ash's Pikajew) from the Pokemon anime? WOBBBUFFETT!!!

Is this too many questions? Nah

How many questions did I ask? More than 10.

Another American =/.

What is your favourite season? (Year seasons) Winter. Like when fourside turns winter or when I go to winters I : DDD

Who's your inspiration to keep playing brawl? My stubborNESS.

What would ness his place be on the tierlist in your opinion? Mid/High C maybe?

do you enjoy playing wifi? And why do you wanna play me? yes, and because you're good and I suck : /

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

 

[Eagleye893]

-ooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrk.....

CHESS?!?!?!?
^Do you play it?
-- Whats your rating?
-- favorite opening?
-- favorite checkmate type?
-- other?

WHY YOU BE HATING ON THE MAGNETS?!?!?!?!?
HOW OFTEN DO YOU ABSORB A PROJECTILE VS. HOW OFTEN YOUR OPPONENT USES AN ABSORBABLE PROJECTILE?!?!?! (express your answer as a fraction reduced to lowest terms after averaging the ratio for all characters with absorbable projectiles........)

Spoiler

Mine would be around 75% XD

EASIEST ABSORBABLE THINGY?!?!?!?
HARDEST ABSORBABLE THINGY?!?!??
YOYO?!?!??
ORDER FAVORITE Special MOVES!!!
1.
2.
3.
4.
ORDER FAVORITE ground MOVES!!!!
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
(repeat as needed....)
ORDER FAVORITE aerial MOVES!!! someone did that...
WHY DO I GET SO UNLUCKY?!?!??
WHY DIDN'T I BEAT DLA?!?!?
EASIEST CHARACTERS TO FIGHT?!?!? (List ALL characters and explain position)
SAMMICH?!?!?? (get one now!!!)

Favorite pizza topping?
favorite video games? (top 5)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
favorite...
LoZ Game??
Mario Game??
Final Fantasy game??
bedtime story??
subject in school??
type of food?? (Ex.: chinese, italian, indian, mexican, etc.)
computah game??
Class in TF2??
JELLO Flavor??

DO you Liek mudkipz???
do you like waffles?!?!?
WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?
Favorite number?
Pinning the queen to the king with a bishop?!?!? (chess...)
best placing at tourney IRL?
five?
babies?
ctrl+option+command+8 on a mac????
how many viruses does your computer contain?
how many less viruses does a mac acquire than a PC running a windows OS?
windows 7?
as x --> (infinite), what is the limit of (insert random function/equation here...)???

How much more frustrating is my list of questions than anyone else's?

 

[Man of Popsicle]

Why aren't you European so Bart could be happy?

Because I'd rather get swine flu than black plague.

Dajayman speaks the truth Shame on you man of popsicle.. BE EUROPEAN!! fffffffffnofffffffffffffff
Wait I have an idea...
I am gonna get more European Ness mains to this boards =DDD
Achoral,Magio,Klonoa, =)))

do you like popsicles?

That information is classified.

Is Man of Popsicle that one guy from those commercials about popsicles with little kids and they shoot beams from them to kill giant robots or something?

Is the above a run on sentence?

And flying monkey's and tornadoes etc. And yes.

Why are you taking so long to respond? fffffffff

How old are you? That old

What's your nationality? White

All you want for Christmas is? A soldier coming home

Do you believe in ghosts? No. Poltergeists? Of course.

Do you like answering a million questions? Why not?

If you don't answer these soon, they will continue to stockpile. How many questions do you have to answer so far? (All questions you haven't answered so far behind this one, including mine) A lot.

Why am I bored? because you're not playing me on wi-fi

What do you do during the winter when popsicles aren't a smart thing to eat? I'm a meatitarian.

Mewtwo or Mew? Mew

Captain Falcon or Blood Falcon? Crip falcon for days.

Family Guy or Simpsons? Simpsons> ****** Guy.

Mac or PC? PC

Pirates or ninjas? robot pirate island

Chicken or beef? Chicken.

Fox or Falco? James McCloud

Blue or red? Blue

Terran, Protoss, or Zerg? Zerg, because BUZZ I AM YOUR FATHER.

Cats or dogs? dogs

SNES or Genesis? SNES

Mario or Sonic? Mario

More questions or less questions? moar

Favorite type of hat? Not a fedora. Probably a blue and red baseball cap.

Favorite breed of dog? Whatever freak kind I have.

Favorite breed of cat? They come in different breeds?

Favorite movie? Death Wish III

Favorite TV show? Hey Arnold

Favorite book? The Cat in the Hat

Favorite sport? Football (American) then Badminton.

Favorite musical instrument? Keytar for days. Bongos are second.

-ooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrk.....

CHESS?!?!?!?
^Do you play it? Sort of
-- Whats your rating? ?????
-- favorite opening? profit
-- favorite checkmate type? the one you do with pawns for massive haha's.
-- other?

WHY YOU BE HATING ON THE MAGNETS?!?!?!?!?
HOW OFTEN DO YOU ABSORB A PROJECTILE VS. HOW OFTEN YOUR OPPONENT USES AN ABSORBABLE PROJECTILE?!?!?! (express your answer as a fraction reduced to lowest terms after averaging the ratio for all characters with absorbable projectiles........)

Spoiler

Mine would be around 75% XD

.01%
EASIEST ABSORBABLE THINGY?!?!?!?
HARDEST ABSORBABLE THINGY?!?!?? Samus charge shot or PK Freeze
YOYO?!?!?? Aww hell yeah
ORDER FAVORITE Special MOVES!!!
1. Thunder 1
2. Thunder 2
3. Fire
4. Flash
ORDER FAVORITE ground MOVES!!!!
1. Uthrow
2. Fthrow
3. Bthrow
4. Ftilt
5. Usmash
6. Utilt
7. Dsmash
8. Jab
GARBAGE TIER
9. Dtilt/Dthrow/Pummel/Bat
(repeat as needed....)
ORDER FAVORITE aerial MOVES!!! someone did that...
WHY DO I GET SO UNLUCKY?!?!?? fffffffff
WHY DIDN'T I BEAT DLA?!?!? Because you pressed down b
EASIEST CHARACTERS TO FIGHT?!?!? (List ALL characters and explain position) DeDeDe (said already) Falcon (garbage) Ganon (garbage) DK (Large no projectile) Mario (FLUDD sucks) Zelda (lol) MK (too good) Lot's of high tiers (mindgames)
SAMMICH?!?!?? (get one now!!!) Turkey club then French Dip.

Favorite pizza topping? Pepperoni
favorite video games? (top 5)
1. Sapphire
2. Mother 2
3. Brawl
4. Katamari
5. Smash64
favorite...
LoZ Game?? FOUR SWORDS GCN
Mario Game?? Sunshine
Final Fantasy game?? The ones where you pick job classes.
bedtime story?? The Dr. Seuss nighttime one.
subject in school?? History
type of food?? (Ex.: chinese, italian, indian, mexican, etc.) No preference.
computah game?? Roller Coaster Tycoon
Class in TF2?? fffffff I never play computer games.
JELLO Flavor?? Red, and purple

DO you Liek mudkipz??? I do like mudkip's don't know what the haneous thing you're reffering to is.
do you like waffles?!?!? Do you like pancakes?
WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL? It's at least 100.
Favorite number? 24, the revers of 42. Then 80
Pinning the queen to the king with a bishop?!?!? (chess...) No. PAWNS.
best placing at tourney IRL? fffffffffffftraveljohnsffffffffffff
five? little piggies
babies? gonna skate the thin ice of modern life.
ctrl+option+command+8 on a mac???? fmacs.
how many viruses does your computer contain? None. My old one has multiple trojans though.
how many less viruses does a mac acquire than a PC running a windows OS?
windows 7? idk f macs.
as x --> (infinite), what is the limit of (insert random function/equation here...)??? vertical line test that sh*t.

How much more frustrating is my list of questions than anyone else's? idk my great great grandma rosa?

 

[smash64]

are you able to play friday? And do you want me to only use Ness?

 

[Man of Popsicle]

are you able to play friday? And do you want me to only use Ness?

yes, and I never said that.
It'd be cool if you used Ness sometimes though.

 

[Earthbound360]

robot pirate island

I officially love you.

 

[Neon Ness]

I would like to point out that white is not a nationality.



Do you like Smashboards overall?
What's your philosophy on life?
Your favorite hacked costume for Ness?
Favorite hacked costume of all?

 

[Eagleye893]

I officially love you.

Ditto to the robot pirate island...

 

[Man of Popsicle]

I would like to point out that white is not a nationality. So? It's who I am! Don't judge me DDD :



Do you like Smashboards overall? It's pretty cool I gues. The only reason I come here is for the Ness boards though.
What's your philosophy on life? "Someone has to start right field". Either that, or "Expect the worst in everyone, and sometimes you'll be pleasently surprised. Go through life expecting the best in people, and you'll have a very dissapointing life."
Your favorite hacked costume for Ness? A boy and his blob.
Favorite hacked costume of all I'll get back to you.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

 

[Earthbound360]

I think we've just about asked him everything that can ever be asked.

 

[Uffe]

What do you look like?

 

[Man of Popsicle]

What do you look like?

Dark hair, blue eyes, and I sparkle in daylight.

 

[Yink]

Time for a change! Dajayman, you're up!

 

[Man of Popsicle]

Why are you so gay?

 

[Bartolon]

Racism..... <.<


Why are you so cool? (xD)
Why is your art so wonderfull? (xD)

 

[Dajayman]

Why are you so gay?

I am DaGAYman.

Racism..... <.<


Why are you so cool? (xD)
Why is your art so wonderfull? (xD)

I am naturally cool. I was just born awesome.
I use the wonderful art tool, MS Paint.

 

[Delta-cod]

What's your secret to being so awesome?

 

[Eagleye893]

.... Why'd you stop playing brawl? I want more ness dittos!!!

 

[Dajayman]

What's your secret to being so awesome?

My secret is...

Spoiler

would it be a secret if I told everyone?!

.... Why'd you stop playing brawl? I want more ness dittos!!!

I've been thinking about taking Brawl back. It's a love/hate relationship.

 

[Man of Popsicle]

Why are you taking so long to respond?

How old are you?

What's your nationality?

All you want for Christmas is?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you like answering a million questions?

If you don't answer these soon, they will continue to stockpile. How many questions do you have to answer so far? (All questions you haven't answered so far behind this one, including mine)

Why am I bored?

What do you do during the winter when popsicles aren't a smart thing to eat?

Mewtwo or Mew?

Captain Falcon or Blood Falcon?

Family Guy or Simpsons?

Mac or PC?

Pirates or ninjas?

Chicken or beef?

Fox or Falco?

Blue or red?

Terran, Protoss, or Zerg?

Cats or dogs?

SNES or Genesis?

Mario or Sonic?

More questions or less questions?

Favorite type of hat?

Favorite breed of dog?

Favorite breed of cat?

Favorite movie?

Favorite TV show?

Favorite book?

Favorite sport?

Favorite musical instrument?

Revenge is oh so sweet, isn't it?

 

[Yink]

Spoiler

would you go out with me? lol

Do you watch any anime at all?

 

[Uffe]

Are we still a couple? :3

 

[mobilisq]

what is

 

[Delta-cod]

How many possible zeros are in the function f(x) = x^5 + 2x^3 - x^2 + x - 42

What are the zeros of the above function? Complete using synthetic division and show me your work.

 

[Dajayman]

Why are you taking so long to respond?

How old are you?

What's your nationality?

All you want for Christmas is?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you like answering a million questions?

If you don't answer these soon, they will continue to stockpile. How many questions do you have to answer so far? (All questions you haven't answered so far behind this one, including mine)

Why am I bored?

What do you do during the winter when popsicles aren't a smart thing to eat?

Mewtwo or Mew?

Captain Falcon or Blood Falcon?

Family Guy or Simpsons?

Mac or PC?

Pirates or ninjas?

Chicken or beef?

Fox or Falco?

Blue or red?

Terran, Protoss, or Zerg?

Cats or dogs?

SNES or Genesis?

Mario or Sonic?

More questions or less questions?

Favorite type of hat?

Favorite breed of dog?

Favorite breed of cat?

Favorite movie?

Favorite TV show?

Favorite book?

Favorite sport?

Favorite musical instrument?

Revenge is oh so sweet, isn't it?

Uhoh, Man Of Copy&Paste... here I go!

I am not taking long to respond. XD
I am 19, I will be 20 in April.
I am mexican.
Baby all I want for Christmas is yoooooooooou!
Nope, until I see a ghost I won't believe in them.
This isn't a million questions, probably not even a hundred.
11 questions.
You're bored because you are not playing StarCraft with me.
I don't eat popsicles in the winter because I'm not a Man Of Popsicle.
Mewtwo.
Captain Falcon.
Neither now, they were both good in their primes but Simpsons is more clever.
PC.
Ninjas.
Beef.
Fox.
Blue.
Zerg. For the swarm!
Cats.
SNES.
Mario.
More questions.
Fedoras, top hats, and party hats.
Chihuahua-terrier, that's the breed of my cute little dog. <3
Siamese cat, that's the breed of my pretty kitty. <3
Team America: World Police. (F*ck yeah!)
Robot Chicken.
Catcher In The Rye.
Baseball.
Bass guitar.
Revenge is best served cold.

Are we still a couple? :3

Duh UffGay. <:3

what is

What isn't?

Spoiler

would you go out with me? lol

Do you watch any anime at all?

Spoiler

Probably, you seem really cool. XD

I used to watch anime on [Adult Swim] back in the day. Shows like Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Inuyasha, etc. But shows like Bleach and Inuyasha, with their unlimited fillers and not even ending the series, sort of turned me away from it, so I don't watch animes anymore.



I'll figure out your math problem later Delta, luckily I still have my college math book. I'll have to look it up later since I forgot, haven't taken math in over a year.