AwesomeNESS : A Ness Main Interview - ViceGrip

[Yink]

Spoiler

Did you notice your smiley shows? ;3

Tell me this...

Courage the Cowardly Dog or Batman Beyond? /random

Why haven't I updated the front page? D: DID IT.

 

[mobilisq]

thats a question id quickly be able to answer

 

[Eagleye893]

what is

best question asked of all time!

Why do you play rawrizard and rawrzer?
why do you play ness?
what is your favorite part of ness' playstyle?
how awesome am i?
why no wifi?
large greasy stools?
PANCAKES?!?!?!?
SPAMMER?
How often do you get graped in the mouth?

 

[Dajayman]

Spoiler

Did you notice your smiley shows? ;3

Tell me this...

Courage the Cowardly Dog or Batman Beyond? /random

Why haven't I updated the front page? D: DID IT.

Courage. <3 Courage, he is hilarious. XD

best question asked of all time!

Why do you play rawrizard and rawrzer?
why do you play ness?
what is your favorite part of ness' playstyle?
how awesome am i?
why no wifi?
large greasy stools?
PANCAKES?!?!?!?
SPAMMER?
How often do you get graped in the mouth?

Rawrizard and Rawrzer make me play them, if I don't they will eat me. ;_;
I've been playing Ness since 64, my reason in every game is that he is extremely fun to play and I enjoy using his unique playstyle.
In Brawl I enjoy his aerials the most. I'm in the air about 90% of the match, 99% if I'm facing a WaWaWario.
You're a computer/chess nerd. NERD! Jk, you're a cool guy. XD
I don't own a Wii, I hate wifi lag a ton because I feel it makes the game unplayable, and my wifi is very slow (around 25 kbs).
I prefer stools I sit on to be clean, I don't need the *ss of my jeans to be dirty. DX
Yes, pancakes are delish.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!
Not often enough, I haven't had grapes in a while. :/

 

[Yink]

Why haven't you completed Delta's math problem yet?

Explain a supernova to me in your own words.

Do you have a doubles partner? If not, what would your ideal doubles partner be?

 

[smash64]

why are you so cool?

Did you knew mewtwo is actually in brawl?

Who would you main if ness wasn't in the game?

 

[Delta-cod]

Use Descartes Rule of signs for potential zeros.

Then use the factor thing. p/q. Forget the name of it.

Why do I love your avatar so much?

 

[Dajayman]

Why haven't you completed Delta's math problem yet?

Explain a supernova to me in your own words.

Do you have a doubles partner? If not, what would your ideal doubles partner be?

I have not completed Delta's math problem because I didn't look up how to solve it yet, I've been distracted by StarCraft.

A supernova occurs when a star with great mass exhausts all it's hydrogen fuel supplies and is no long able to create helium through thermonuclear fusion. All stars start building up carbon by converting it from helium once their hydrogen levels are low. Once the helium is low, stars normally cool and die. But Stars with a large mass don't die, their carbon cores shrink and heat up under the mass of the star. The intense heat converts carbon into iron. The iron in a star is too stable to be converted and causes the star to become imbalnced as it tries to convert the iron through thermonuclear fusion. This causes the star's core to implode and the atmosphere around the star to explode. Whew!!!

I have teamed with literally random people for tournaments in the past and play doubles with friends for fun, but I don't have a consistant tournament doubles partner. An ideal doubles partner for me is someone who I have good chemistry with, we'd do nice team combos and help each other out when needed.

why are you so cool?

Did you knew mewtwo is actually in brawl?

Who would you main if ness wasn't in the game?

I drink a glass of FALCON PUNCH everyday for vitamin C and vitamin Kick *ss!

Yes, I heard partial Mewtwo data was found in Brawl. Hopefully hackers can make use of it maybe in the future, otherwise I'll have to settle with the PSA edited Lucario.

Probably Bowser. If Charizard was a lone pokemon, him too. Not a big fan of Squirtle or Ivysaur which is why I don't really like PT.

Use Descartes Rule of signs for potential zeros.

Then use the factor thing. p/q. Forget the name of it.

Why do I love your avatar so much?

I'll figure out your math problem later, I just looked up supernova just now and converted what i learned in my own words. So I'm done with "schoolwork" for today.

You love my avatar because hyper Ness, Jigglypuff, and Rawrizard are awesome. So is MS Paint.

 

[Earthbound360]

Who would win in a fight between you and Chuck Norris?

How do you use Ness' tilts?

 

[Dajayman]

Who would win in a fight between you and Chuck Norris?

How do you use Ness' tilts?

Chuck Norris. Although he isn't god-like how everyone thinks he is, he is still a martial arts expert.

I rarely see myself using Ness' tilts in Brawl. Dtilt is near useless unless used in a dtilt lock, ftilt isn't ranged enough to be a nice poke, and utilt is useful only at lower percents for utilt combos.

 

[smash64]

do you have a thing for peach?

Do you have any other favorite game?

Are you a pimp?

Ever ***** slap some one?

 

[Yink]

Spoiler

Why is Edward asking such naughty questions?!

If you could have any ONE of Ness' PSI abilities (from Earthbound) what would it be, and why?

 

[Dajayman]

do you have a thing for peach?

Do you have any other favorite game?

Are you a pimp?

Ever ***** slap some one?

Yes, but more for Daisy.

I enjoy playing StarCraft (more specifically Temple Siege, the DOTA of SC) and GunZ.

Yes.

I'm not a *****, I punch not slap.

Spoiler

Why is Edward asking such naughty questions?!

If you could have any ONE of Ness' PSI abilities (from Earthbound) what would it be, and why?

Spoiler

Because he is a naughty boy.

PSI Teleport beta, so I could teleport wherever without needing a long stretch of road to teleport and no risk of running at top speeds into a wall.

 

[Delta-cod]

Chuck Norris. Although he isn't god-like how everyone thinks he is, he is still a martial arts expert

Why would you spread lies?

 

[smash64]

if you could change something from ness what would it be?

Don't you wish there was a Mother 4

Do you belive in aliens?

What about ghosts?

 

[Dajayman]

if you could change something from ness what would it be?

Don't you wish there was a Mother 4

Do you belive in aliens?

What about ghosts?

Better tilts and smashes.

M4 would be nice, it'd be cool if all the main characters from the previous three got together or just the main characters from 2 and 3 (since 1 and 2 have pretty similar characters). I heard a fanmade M4 was being made, I'd like to see that.

A little. It's hard not to believe that Earth is the only planet capable of sustaining life in this vast universe. But I bet these planets are VERY far and the alien lifeforms might not have developed the technology for galactic travel.

No. Ghosts are just superstitions and nonsense. Zombies make more sense than ghosts.

Why would you spread lies?

I don't lie. Chuck Norris jokes are old and dumb, they have been for years.

 

[Yink]

Did this die because of the MU stuff?

 

[Man of Popsicle]

I don't lie. Chuck Norris jokes are old and dumb, they have been for years.

Why do I go gay for Dagayman?

 

[Eagleye893]

Why weren't you at blind's smashfest? By chance did nobody pick you up from the train station again.

 

[Dajayman]

Did this die because of the MU stuff?

No, this died because Ness boards were dead during the week. I checked and there was literally one post in an entire day. Step up the activity! XD

Why do I go gay for Dagayman?

Every straight man eventually goes gay for me.

Why weren't you at blind's smashfest? By chance did nobody pick you up from the train station again.

Last minute things happened with my parents, which meant no one else would be home and I had to stay at home to watch my babies (my doggy and kitty). I'm glad I did because my dog is very old and he was acting up that night due to his old age.

It happens, I'll try to make it to some future tournaments and events.

Also I have never not been picked up from a train station if I asked/was offered to be picked up. So that was never a case as to why I never attended a tournament.

 

[Earthbound360]

You are in a house with 2 rooms with opaque walls connected by one door that is also opaque. There are 3 light switches in room 1 and 3 light bulbs in room 2. Each switch activates a different light, and they are not lined up in the same order.

You can hit any switch as many times as you want, but how can you tell which switch activates which light by only passing through the door ONE time?

 

[CarVac]

Easy. You open the door.

A better question: You have to get a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain across a river with a boat. You can carry up to one of the cargo items across at a time, and if you leave the fox and the chicken together, the fox will eat the chicken. If you leave the chicken and the bag of grain together, the chicken will eat the grain, and we don't want either of those. How can you get all of them across without any being eaten in only 5 crossings of the river?

It can be done.

 

[Yink]

I've got one.

I appear once in a second, twice in a week and 3 times in two months.

What am I?

REAL QUESTION:

What did you ask for for Christmas?

 

[Earthbound360]

I hate having to disband loopholes :\
Ok NO opening the door, you DONT have X-ray vision, there are NO mirrors in this room, or cameras, or other people, or drills or hammers to break the door, and no animals.

Ive seen CardVacs ridle b4. Ik the answer... but its not my question *coughletDJManswerhisquestion!cough*

 

[Dajayman]

I am terribad with riddles, but I'll try. :o

Easy. You open the door.

A better question: You have to get a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain across a river with a boat. You can carry up to one of the cargo items across at a time, and if you leave the fox and the chicken together, the fox will eat the chicken. If you leave the chicken and the bag of grain together, the chicken will eat the grain, and we don't want either of those. How can you get all of them across without any being eaten in only 5 crossings of the river?

It can be done.

This one is hard, or I just suck at riddles. This is probably wrong..

The only thing I think of is that the other side if the river is "safe" so you bring the chicken first, leaving the fox and the bag of grain (hopefully the wily Fox won't eat that grain). Then you take the rest over one at a time.

You are in a house with 2 rooms with opaque walls connected by one door that is also opaque. There are 3 light switches in room 1 and 3 light bulbs in room 2. Each switch activates a different light, and they are not lined up in the same order.

You can hit any switch as many times as you want, but how can you tell which switch activates which light by only passing through the door ONE time?

I hate having to disband loopholes :\
Ok NO opening the door, you DONT have X-ray vision, there are NO mirrors in this room, or cameras, or other people, or drills or hammers to break the door, and no animals.

Ive seen CardVacs ridle b4. Ik the answer... but its not my question *coughletDJManswerhisquestion!cough*

I'm going to try my best. Let's call all the lights in room 1: 1a,2a,3a. Lights in room 2: 1b, 2b, 3b.

1a =/= 1b
2a =/= 2b
3a =/= 3b
since the lights are NOT in the same order.

So...
1a = 2b or 3b
2a = 1b or 3b
3a = 1b or 2b.

Eh, I can't really figure it out after this.

 

[Dajayman]

Sorry to double post, but I am typing this from my iPod Touch and I thought I multiquoted this question too, but I realized that I didn't too late . I had already started alarge response, I can't copy and paste so I would've had to rewrite everything I typed. My bad.

I've got one.

I appear once in a second, twice in a week and 3 times in two months.

What am I?

REAL QUESTION:

What did you ask for for Christmas?

No clue, I suck at riddles. I put about a half an hour thought into this and got nothing.

I did not ask for anything for Christmas, as I simply did not feel the want for anything. I am too broke to afford Christmas gifts so I don't want any in return. That makes everyone happy this holiday season, which is what I truely want. <3

 

[Delta-cod]

Am I allowed to answer the riddles? I'll put them in spoiler tags, read at your own risk!

Three Lights Riddle:

Spoiler

You turn one light on and leave it on for an hour. After the hour has passed, turn that light off and turn another one on. Go through the door. The light that's on corresponds to the switch you left on. Then you feel the bulbs. The warm bulb is the one you had originally turned on. The cold one will be the one you never touched.

Yink's:

Spoiler

The letter E.

Carvac's:

Spoiler

Iunno. Um, you take the chicken, then force the fox to swim with you to the other side while carrying that grain bag?

Why are you bad at riddles?

 

[Yink]

STFU DELTA! Goooosh!

Spoiler

You're right haha

Dajay, your time is up. Yink (myself) is the next person to be interviewed.

 

[Delta-cod]

STFU DELTA! Goooosh!

Spoiler

You're right haha

Dajay, your time is up. Yink (myself) is the new Interviewer.

I thought we all got to be interviewers. D:

Why would you crush our dreams?

 

[Yink]

I thought we all got to be interviewers. D:

Why would you crush our dreams?

I didn't, I just edited. :D

 

[Uffe]

What is your favorite move from Ness?

 

[orange/xd]

What is your least favorite move from Ness?

 

[Uffe]

How many Ness' does it take to put in a light bulb?

 

[orange/xd]

^two, one to put it in and one to call his dad to tell him about it.

 

[Delta-cod]

^two, one to put it in and one to call his dad to tell him about it.

I lol'd

Did you laugh at that?

Do people you know from school and what not know that you're part of this community?

If they do know, did you tell them and are you embarrassed?

 

[Earthbound360]

...Are we gonna have a fight to the death?

lol Im surprised someone got my riddle

 

[Yink]

What is your favorite move from Ness?

I absolutely love PK Flash and I think I'm one of the only people I know who uses Ness and kills people with it

What is your least favorite move from Ness?

Hmm...probably ftilt. I just never use it. I use just about every single one of his moves besides that one.

How many Ness' does it take to put in a light bulb?

Ness doesn't screw them in. He makes new ones appear.

I lol'd

Did you laugh at that?

Do people you know from school and what not know that you're part of this community?

If they do know, did you tell them and are you embarrassed?

1. I did lol

2. Yes, they do

3. Hell no, I told them and they thought I was the coolest girl ever!

...Are we gonna have a fight to the death?

lol Im surprised someone got my riddle

Maybe if it's a tickle fight. You're too cool to kill <3

 

[Earthbound360]

Aww thx Yink

*tickles*

So rlly now, rank the throws in order of favorite. How do u use them?
Do the same for tilts.

 

[Dajayman]

If your boss gave you a penny one day, two pennies the next day, four pennies the next day, and this pattern continued for 30 days, how much money would you have?

Riddle: What has four legs when it's born, two legs midlife, and three legs at old age?

 

[Eagleye893]

ok..................................

Most wanted christmas present?
worst christmas present ever received?
Best ever received?
"Graped in the Mouth?"
Do you play chess?
--If so, what is your ranking?
-- ... favorite chess opening?
-- ... favorite endgame situation?
-- ... greatest win?
why do I always miss out on things?
Why is everyone else happy when i'm not?
WhY dO i UsE uPpErCaSe LeTtErS rAnDoMlY????
Why is my iTunes malfunctioning when i try to re-sync my iphone?
why am i too lazy to create some replays of my simple psimag techniques?
why am i up at 12:16AM?
Why do i have so many questions?
when will i bother to get a new mouse?
why don't any of my GBA/DS shoulder buttons ever work?
Is there any way to fix the problem mentioned in the previous question without possibly breaking my GBA/DS?
Why not another type of fight? why tickle?
why did two capacitors decide to burn out in my old computer, leaving me to use the good one which is nearly all the way across the house in relation to my wii?
Why did my headphones decide to not work anymore for my right earpiece?
Why did my grade randomly decide to drop in two classes before the finals?
why am i most likely not getting a 4.5 this semester for school?

WHY DOES ALL THIS **** HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!?