The every day life of Aurasmash.
Part 1. Disturbing Alex.
Alex Wolf: it's meh
Alex Wolf: moving suuuuucks :/
carlolopez77: oh it does?
Alex Wolf: yeah
Alex Wolf: and my mom won't take the AC
carlolopez77: AC?
Alex Wolf: air conditioner
carlolopez77: ah right
carlolopez77: so hows life?
Alex Wolf: hot and sweaty :/
carlolopez77: why?
carlolopez77: ah right
carlolopez77: hmm..... how hot is it exactly?
Alex Wolf: supposed to reach 100 today
Alex Wolf: not sure the exact teperature right now
carlolopez77: uhh........... mind converting?\
Alex Wolf: i don't know the conversion :/
carlolopez77: ookk...
carlolopez77: lemme look it up
carlolopez77: oh okie
carlolopez77: i gots it.
carlolopez77: ...... ow. thats sorta hot.
Alex Wolf: when you're not used to tropical climate it's very hot :V
carlolopez77: lol
carlolopez77: i guess so.
Alex Wolf: meh
Alex Wolf: i have winter
Alex Wolf: i win
carlolopez77: gah
carlolopez77: lolz. at least we dont have to shovel snow\
carlolopez77: hahahar
Alex Wolf: at least we have snow
Alex Wolf: hahahar
carlolopez77: least we dont need a heater hahahar
Alex Wolf: FFFFFFFFFFFF-
carlolopez77: lolz
Alex Wolf: <.<
carlolopez77: we also dont need to wear heavy uncomfortable clothes
Alex Wolf: i don't
Alex Wolf:
Alex Wolf: jeans and a hoodie
Alex Wolf: all i need
carlolopez77: lol
carlolopez77: i dont need to change at all
Alex Wolf: you can't enjoy hoodies
carlolopez77: i can if i want
Alex Wolf: you have to visit one winter
Alex Wolf: so i can throw a snowball at you
carlolopez77: i should make a snowball and keep it in the fridge. then throw it at you in the middle of july
Alex Wolf: please do
Alex Wolf: :3
carlolopez77: rofl
Part 2. Alex's getaway plan.
Alex Wolf: a snowball would feel good right now
Alex Wolf: if anybody asks why I'm not helping unpack
Alex Wolf: i'm going to tell them that i'm keeping up international relations with the philippines
Alex Wolf:
Alex Wolf: if i ever have to flee the country
Alex Wolf: you're the first person I'm contacting
carlolopez77: lol
carlolopez77: heck yes
carlolopez77: but flee from what?
Alex Wolf: idk
Alex Wolf: but as soon as major **** goes down
carlolopez77: lol naw its all good
Alex Wolf: :3
Alex Wolf: i'm getting the **** out of here
carlolopez77: roflmao
Alex Wolf: i'll have to assume an alias
carlolopez77: i got one already
carlolopez77: which ethnicity would you like to assume?
Alex Wolf: hmm...
Alex Wolf: whatever is easiest to pull off and least likely to get me kidnapped
carlolopez77: hmm...
carlolopez77: alexei borodin.
Alex Wolf: x3
carlolopez77: hmmm
carlolopez77: we could use an anagram of your name
Alex Wolf: nah I'll think of something
carlolopez77: okies
carlolopez77: im bored
Alex Wolf: i just need to know what accents aren't easily recognized over there
Alex Wolf: i'm craving turkey hill lemonade
Alex Wolf: so good
carlolopez77: hmmm
carlolopez77: pretty much every accent is
Alex Wolf: only available in central PA
Alex Wolf: <3
carlolopez77: i might have to teach you to speak our accent
Alex Wolf: :V
carlolopez77: oh come on. its not too hard
carlolopez77: its basically pronouncing things according to letters.
Alex Wolf: i've never heard it
carlolopez77: oh and uh.... read your A's like AH instead of aey.
Alex Wolf: i'd have to hear what it sounds like
carlolopez77: well, all the ones in the internet are just terrible stereotypes.....
Alex Wolf: i know
carlolopez77: hmmm...
carlolopez77: im'a gonna look for something]
Alex Wolf: gogogo
carlolopez77: ok nvm
carlolopez77: all i can find are stereotypes
carlolopez77: and stereotyping makes you more obvious
Alex Wolf: i'll pick up the accent over time
Alex Wolf: and hopefully the language
carlolopez77: language is easy. its the accent you will have to work on
carlolopez77: besides, we speak english anyway
Alex Wolf: not really a problem right now, so far nothing worthy of me trying to leave the country
carlolopez77: hmm.... you can accidentally cause an overdose of awesome through aura into your town causing a nuclear eruption
Alex Wolf: but it would probably be better to learn both languages though
carlolopez77: yeah. probably.
Alex Wolf: <.<
Alex Wolf: ...yet
carlolopez77: yet what?
Alex Wolf: not destroying it yet
Alex Wolf: i still like it
carlolopez77: destroying what?
Alex Wolf: i'm not destroying my town...
carlolopez77: you may never know
carlolopez77: it may happen
Alex Wolf: i'm not destroying my city!
Part 3: Kitamerby
Alex Wolf: i'm not destroying kita either
Alex Wolf: i like him
Alex Wolf: *dun dun dunnnnnn*
carlolopez77: you will.
carlolopez77: one day
Alex Wolf: <.<
carlolopez77: one day a massive wave of aura shall erupt from your body and destroy half a town
Alex Wolf: if i ever visit him
carlolopez77: why not join the yiffmobile
Alex Wolf: i may have to kill him
carlolopez77: if i ever have to visit, i WILL kill him lolz
Alex Wolf: i'd love to rife the yiffmobile
carlolopez77: lol
Alex Wolf: don't kill kita D:
Alex Wolf: at least not until i give the signal
carlolopez77: i will lolz
Alex Wolf: no love for kita
Alex Wolf: :/
carlolopez77: nope. no love for kita
Alex Wolf: oh well, he still has me and flamey
carlolopez77: i lost all love for kita ages ago
Alex Wolf: :<
Part 4 we be bored.
carlolopez77: im bored
Alex Wolf: me too
Alex Wolf: i can't wait to test out this houses shower :3
carlolopez77: cool
carlolopez77: ............ so whats for lunch?
Alex Wolf: no idea
Alex Wolf: not really hungry
carlolopez77: *sigh* i think ill just f around on GTA4
Alex Wolf: shoot some *****es
carlolopez77: lol i love the freedom GTA brings
carlolopez77: ill just go and incite a gang war
Alex Wolf: mow down the elderly with a tank
Alex Wolf: gogogo
carlolopez77: what i love best is killing helicopters by shooting the pilot inside
Alex Wolf: **** yeah, sniper
carlolopez77: lolz
Alex Wolf: flying tank cheats ;D
Alex Wolf: *
carlolopez77: rofl
carlolopez77: the tank is too awesome
Alex Wolf: crash it into the helicopter
carlolopez77: lol
Alex Wolf: pilot will never see it coming
carlolopez77: ooh ooh.
carlolopez77: motorcycle into helicopter. im'a try it
Alex Wolf:
carlolopez77: YYYYYYYYEEEZZZ!!!!!!!
Alex Wolf:
carlolopez77: oh yeah alright yeah!
carlolopez77: of course, i did get chopped up into little pieces
carlolopez77: heliblades go sliece sliece sliece
Alex Wolf: lol
carlolopez77: bored again.
carlolopez77: hmm....
carlolopez77: what if i sleep early with a little actual studying for this really important test tom?
Alex Wolf: invent something
carlolopez77: naaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Alex Wolf: so americans and filippinos have the same studying habits
Alex Wolf: awesome
carlolopez77: lol
carlolopez77: i bet we do
Alex Wolf:
carlolopez77: im goofing off to a PS3 instead of studying.
Alex Wolf: yep, same habits
carlolopez77: lolz
carlolopez77: oh yeah, during CAD today, we were forced to work with pairs.
Alex Wolf: i'm about to stab my mom's friend's son
carlolopez77: ????
Alex Wolf: he's annoying
carlolopez77: how old is he?
Alex Wolf: 15
carlolopez77: lolz
carlolopez77: whats wrong with him?
Alex Wolf: he's annoying and he's a ****
carlolopez77: like how?
Alex Wolf: disrespect, arrogance
Alex Wolf: he's basically a neandrethal
carlolopez77: ahh.
carlolopez77: then go tell him to stfu
Alex Wolf: he doesn't listen
carlolopez77: then go away
Alex Wolf: actually i think his mom might kick his ***
Alex Wolf: xD
carlolopez77: then grb popcorn
carlolopez77: and watch
Alex Wolf: no popcorn :/
carlolopez77: awws
carlolopez77: get any food then
Alex Wolf: i swear he's gonna be in jail before he graduates
Alex Wolf: now they're arguing
Alex Wolf: ****'s gonna go down soon :V
carlolopez77: arging bout what?
Alex Wolf: <.<
Alex Wolf: she was going to buy his friend lunch
Alex Wolf: and he's flipping out
carlolopez77: then?
Alex Wolf: they calmed down
Alex Wolf: about food
Alex Wolf: sort of
carlolopez77: wha???
Alex Wolf: thank lucario they left
carlolopez77: all hail the great lucy!
Alex Wolf: he has answered my prayers
carlolopez77: too bad he forgot mine
Part 5: Aurasmash is actually a big *******!
Alex Wolf: thank lucario they left
carlolopez77: all hail the great lucy!
Alex Wolf: he has answered my prayers
carlolopez77: too bad he forgot mine
carlolopez77: im grounded again >_>
Alex Wolf: :<
Alex Wolf: what did you do <.<
carlolopez77: well, as i said we had CAD today
carlolopez77: so it was partner up boy and girl.
carlolopez77: it turns out i was partnered upw ith the kind of girl that likes doing all the work by herself.
carlolopez77: so of course we ended up arguing and fighting for control of the keyboard.
Alex Wolf: ah
Alex Wolf: <.<
carlolopez77: then the teacher had to shut us up, then she yelled go back to your videogames! then i replied with... the obvious answer
Alex Wolf: lrn2compromise
Alex Wolf: which was?
carlolopez77: get back in the kitchen
carlolopez77: so of course my teacher tells my mom
carlolopez77: and now im grounded.
Alex Wolf: too bad she doesn't share your sense of humor
Alex Wolf: not gonna lie
Alex Wolf: that story's pretty funny
carlolopez77: yeah.
carlolopez77: well, if the class didnt make such a big reaction i probably wouldnt have ben ordered to come for a meeting.
carlolopez77: but apparently 3/4s of the guys knew what i was talking about
Alex Wolf: umm
Alex Wolf: is that going to affect your scholarship?
carlolopez77: nah
carlolopez77: i didnt beat anyone up or anything
carlolopez77: just made a really sexist comment
Alex Wolf: did you say it to the teacher or your partner
carlolopez77: my partner
Alex Wolf: lol
carlolopez77: ugh
carlolopez77: now im grounded.
carlolopez77: but it was all worth it. i got the last laugh
Alex Wolf: you were victorious in the end
carlolopez77: yes.
carlolopez77: so i may be grounded for a month, made enemies with a girl who's acrually pretty cool and did not deserve that, and got the ast laugh =DDDDDDDD
carlolopez77: it was alll wooorrrtthhh it.
Alex Wolf: :V
carlolopez77: oh yeah, we later compromiseed on the computer too.
Alex Wolf: she could use it if she made you a sandwich?
carlolopez77: nah. proposal was denied
carlolopez77: instead,
carlolopez77: she made the rough sketch, and i was clean u
carlolopez77: up
carlolopez77: wah
carlolopez77: i haz no sandwhich
Alex Wolf: too bad you couldn't work it out before you royally pissed her off
carlolopez77: ugh.
carlolopez77: there goes another
carlolopez77: each time i have the chance to do good, i always end up doing something dumb instead
Alex Wolf: :<
Alex Wolf: you should probably work on that <.<
carlolopez77: the entire day was filled with stuff for potential grounding
carlolopez77: i have this gay classmate who likes to slap other people's *****. but then i put a joy buzzer in my back pocket.
carlolopez77: >_>
carlolopez77: and other stuff like that.
Alex Wolf: lol
Alex Wolf: time to try steal my neighbor's internet
carlolopez77: there was also this one time where i confused this poor girl simply trying to ask me what was written on the board.
carlolopez77: i spoke to her first in an indian accent
carlolopez77: then italian
carlolopez77: then german
carlolopez77: then decided "**** it" and spoke full french.
carlolopez77: poor girl. that was *******y. but i couldnt resist.
Alex Wolf: sweet, unsecure network
carlolopez77: lolz
carlolopez77: i think the last thing i did was target this unfortunate 11 year old. i started pointing at him and laughing. then got other people to do it..
carlolopez77: he was puzzled, confused, and scared.
carlolopez77: of course i apologized afterwards,
Alex Wolf: <.<
carlolopez77: but the teacher still threatened to tell mom >_>
Alex Wolf: we have to hang out
carlolopez77: definitely
Alex Wolf:
carlolopez77: oh well.
carlolopez77: she didnt. but she said she was only pitying me over my already terrible cases.
Alex Wolf: :<
carlolopez77: i just cant help it. im a nice guy, but there are days when i want to have some fun.
carlolopez77: i DID managed to make a get me a sammich joke before the day ended though
Alex Wolf: lol
carlolopez77: the really cute girl i liked asked if she could hitch a ride home.
Alex Wolf: when you're gonna **** with people
Alex Wolf: think first <.<
carlolopez77: i of course, replied with first, make me a sammich
carlolopez77: ah well. at least SHE has a sense of humor.
carlolopez77: she just laughd then asked me if she oculd seriously hitch
Alex Wolf: all my friends know when I'm joking
Alex Wolf: :3
carlolopez77: mine too. unfortunately the teachers dont.
carlolopez77: hmm... i think i wanna post this on the LSGD before leaving
carlolopez77: >:3
carlolopez77: hmm..... should i?
carlolopez77: ah what the hell.
Alex Wolf: do it!
yes i talk to another teenager halfway across the world at 1 am.