Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[jigglyppuff8]

Because of the Karpadox.

How do I do the Karp Combo?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Sorry, there is no Karp in the Brawl.

What would happen if Jeff Foxworthy plays SSBB?

 

[zrky]

he doesn't like it

is it possible to like both melee and brawl?

 

[Helix The Phoenix]

Only Sonic knows the answer.

What 2 characters would make "Chuck Norris"

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Jesus and Chuck Norris.

HEY GUYS! WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Bacon-Sandwich.

Why wasn't Super Smash Bros. Brawl a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

 

[Karptroopa]

Becauuuuuuuuuu

Windows has crashed.
Please stick your finger into a shredder nao, you pathetic emo.
You want your documents? C'mon! Work for 'em!
That's right! Strut your stuff!


Why do I not post here so often?
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[The Fail Tracer]

Because you are too smart to make a stupid question/answer.

Why is the battery on my portable DVD player already low?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because my baby brother must have somehow teleported to your house and destroyed the battery.
(he destroyed mine. ):<)

Why is my baby brother a monkey in disguise of a cutesy wutesy baby?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

He's not, that's all.

Why Smash Bros, a Fight Club?

 

[misterpimp5757]

idc

why is 6 afraid of 7?

 

[Jonkku]

Because 789 lolol =D

Why wasn't that answer funny in any way?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because irony makes it funny, so ironically, it isn't.

Why didn't that make any sense?

 

[A1lion835]

Becaus-A1liondox.

Why isn't the A1liondox in brawl?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Because you're not in the game.

Why Dante isn't in Brawl?

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

He was cut to make room for Olimar.

Why is Olimar in Brawl?

 

[Little Devil]

Because the Pikmin wnted to be in there.

Can you tornado like MK in reallife?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Yes. I just need someone to press B on my controller.

Where is my controller?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

All you controller now belong to us.

Can I has Roy?

 

[Nightshine]

NO!! You can't because Roy got owned by Marth.

What happens if you take captain falcon and divide him by zero?

 

[A1lion835]

You get a falcondox.

What happens if you apply an A1liondox to Falcondox which is being applied to a Kinzerdox which is being applied to a Karptroopadox?

 

[Burrbomb]

Chuck Norris.

How do I unlock Chuck Norris?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You can't. If you try to unlock him, he'll roundhouse kick you through your TV. He's that manly.

Why is it that I can't get a 1-Up?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz there are no such things as floating blocks in "our world"

whats over 9000?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

9000.000...01.

Is that REALLY over 9000?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

No, the answer is Zook

What is the sound of one Master Hand Clapping?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

*Makes the Master Hand slap you*

That.

Why wasn't Mr. Bean in Brawl?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because Nintendo was too lazy to make a tier lower than Ganondorf.

Is it possible for Peach to kiss with a shotgun, like this?

 

[misterpimp5757]

who cares....shes not hot anymore lolz.

why do hotdog buns come in 8 when hotdogs come in 10?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

(I thought it was buns=12, hotdogs=8 or 10)
Basically, bakers, who make the buns, sell stuff by dozens, so you get a dozen buns. Butchers sold stuff in weight, 8-10 hotdogs/pound depending on how big the dogs are. I guess the bakers started making 8 buns so they would match up.

How do I know the answer to that question?

 

[Jason546]

Because you cheat!

What do you get when "4" Falcon Paunches collide?

 

[Waluigi911]

An epidemic.

Why did I just post in this game?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

THE POWAH OF TEH FALCON PAWNCH COMPELS THEE!!!

Is this a question about Sonic?

 

[misterpimp5757]

no bcuz then the post would be replying faster than the speed of ganondorf.

who would win in a fight ganondorf or sonic?

 

[Waluigi911]

Ganondorf. (Yes, that is a stupid Smash Bros. answer)

Why is Waluigi so uber awesome?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz he isnt a character.

why isnt waluigi a character?

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Because he is too awesome.

Why is he so awesome

 

[Kinzer]

Because that's how he rolls.

What the Hell made this possible?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWZpl9TKwzQ&NR=1

 

[marthmaster59]

kalROFL

can you do this?

 

[A1lion835]

No.

Why isn't Kirby top tier in Brawl?