Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Golem the Stern Father]

The same reason Sakurai added Pichu in the roster, for the lulz.

What is love?

 

[roy is my boi]

Love is giving the last cookie to Metaknight even though he spams his down smash, and gimps you whenever possible. That my friend is what love is all about.
Why is Sonic a hedgehog?

 

[A1lion835]

Because. Hedgehogs are fast (wait...what?).

Why isn't A1lion835 is SSBB?

 

[SoldierRift]

Cause you ain't

Why is germ so awesome with r.o.b ahahahahaha

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because he infected the metagame with Mad Cow Disease.

PB&J Sandwich, an item in SSB4?

 

[BubbleTea]

Because he infected the metagame with Mad Cow Disease.

PB&J Sandwich, an item in SSB4?

No, Peanut butter and banana.

Is tornado top tier?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

I dunno. I mean, if I spun you around multiple times would that give you infinite priority?

Are there any more questions?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Jonkku]

Yes.

What will SSB64 be called if Nintendo actually makes 64 Smash Bros games?

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

SSB.

Why am I so serious? (go ahead, make the obvious joke)

 

[A1lion835]

Nope. Never.

Why is melee>brawl or 64 (hint: because sakurai didn't make it)?

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Because, like the ice cream cone, mistakes are always better.

Is it possible for someone that is smooth to support it?

 

[A1lion835]

What?

Why must I recover?

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Because you often drown in drool.

MellowBook?

 

[A1lion835]

Um...

Look? A bird?

 

[ranmaru]

*looks*

Am I gullible? Or did I just EAT YOUR SANDWICH?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

No, you're just a lizard.

Foot + cell phone = ?

 

[A1lion835]

Footphone.

Why hasn't tyfighter played H&Hi3 if he bothered to sign up for it?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I never had the time, just like the question wasn't stupid...

.........

Butts.

Why can locations not be confirmed?

 

[Lemonwater]

Because the scouter can't measure their power levels.

What would happen if Ganondorf had the attack range of Ike and the speed of Metaknight?

 

[A1lion835]

O_o would happen.

Why do pros keep on rejecting me when I ask to brawl them? *cries*

 

[Lemonwater]

Because they actually don't know how to play and just tornado spam with Metaknight.

Why aren't all the smash stages in Brawl?

 

[M@v]

Because Hyrule castle and saffron city 64 are too awesome. They would make brawl crash.

Why the heck is R.O.B in brawl?

 

[Lemonwater]

Because he's an ancient character like G&W. Nintendo likes old men.

How come Ice Climbers is still in Brawl?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

How come Ice Climbers is still in Brawl?

It is due to the fact that the grammar nazis despise your use of singular and multiple tense usage.

How is it that the incoheriant angular velocity of Mr. Game & Watch perpendicular to the quatrain of the intel Ballard, which dwells in accordance to the Windfish?

 

[misterpimp5757]

finally i found this thread!!! i had to restart my whole comp. and lost the site for this but now i found it.

ok.....

bcuz g&w has mysterious powers we all know and love.

if you mutiply whorenado along with ur mom what do you get?

 

[ranmaru]

I get... me. :[

What? I am not eating chocolate... or am I? IN YOUR PANTS

 

[The Fail Tracer]

That's a very good question. Thank you for that question.

Why is Fed-Ex so close to my home, yet it's gonna take till Monday for my iPod I ordered to get here?

Why am I asking a non SSB-related question?

Why is the Stealthy Snoop BGM from DK64 playing in my head right now?

Why is my bag of salt and vinegar chips eaten up already?

Why do I have to be bored as all hell until Monday?

Why don't I just go and play DK64 already?

Why did that mozzarella cheese I bought last night have no taste or flavor at all?

Is this my last question?

 

[ranmaru]

Because you iPOD is actually coming from the Fed-Ex near ME, 100000000 miles away from you.

Because SSB is related to everything, and everything is a relation to SSB.

Because you are you, and you hear what you want, on occasion, of course.

Because you missed it, it was actually a blue ranch nachos.

Because you are not playing Melee.

Because you are hungry, and want to eat your bag of chips.

There WAS NO mozzarella cheese. ~_^

NO.

Is this a question?

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

No, but this is an answer

Why is Mr. G&W flat?

 

[ranmaru]

Beeep Boop Im A Robot I Cannot Answer That Question Since I Do Not Know Logical Emotion Data Comprension

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'll just answer to the third post above.

Technically, no. For instance, if you put a period there instead of a question mark, it would have been a statement, or a "declarative sentence." If you had put an exclamation point, it would have been exclamatory.

What time is 2:00AM?

EDIT: All right, I'll answer the second post above, too. It's because he made his debut as a pancake.

 

[ranmaru]

TIME TO GO TO BED! ;d

 

[The Fail Tracer]

That's a very good question. Thank you for that question.

Why hasn't my computer crashed yet, considering how many billions of files I have saved on here?

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Because it's planning something.

Why is mario always chasing peach?

 

[Lemonwater]

It is due to the fact that the grammar nazis despise your use of singular and multiple tense usage.

How is it that the incoheriant angular velocity of Mr. Game & Watch perpendicular to the quatrain of the intel Ballard, which dwells in accordance to the Windfish?

I count them as one character. I meant to put 'is' lol


Mario's always chasing Peach because he wants her to fix his FLUDD...

Why do people complain about Brawl so much?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because violence is never the answer.

Why do we have to ask a stupid SMASH BROS. question? It should've been, could've been, would've been just any regular question...

 

[ranmaru]

I don't know. Ask the topic creator!

Can I see a girls boobs plz? xD

 

[The Dinkoman]

Ya'Know there is some thing called teh internetz and teh Googlez

I second Sly Fox's question.

 

[ranmaru]

Well... We are on Smash World, so I guess its ok to NOT have a question ABOUT smash, since we are on SMASH WORLD.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

"We are the World" is the answer.

Have you prepared yourself for what I am about to unleash upon you? (Rickroll's will be destroyed on the spot!)