Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Kinzer]

Your face will die Fin.

Teran, I don't think it was.

If Koridai where a playable map in Brawl, what would it look like?

 

[Cook Kirby]

The inside of my goldfish's stomach.

Why won't Falco let me have his bread?

 

[Jonkku]

Your face will die Fin.

Oh no, my face!

Also,

Falco doesn't want you to take his bread because he accidentally spilled something in the dough when he was making it, and he's too embarassed to admit it.

What was that something?

 

[Elucifur]

It was that one thing.

Why can Zelda do magic?

 

[Kinzer]

Because she is obviously a witch.

Can we burn her?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

yes, but you could just taunt her with pichu (it's much worse)

WHY WON'T YOU BAN MMEEEEEEE? again

 

[Kinzer]

I can't find my BANHammer I never (really) had.

Why is my tag "2Slow" when I'm the one playing Sonic?

 

[Elucifur]

Because YOU'RE TOO SLOW. (In the head.)

Why is Kirby so cute?

 

[Kinzer]

He's gotta cover up for that annoying "HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

Why are Brawl tourneys such bi sausagefests?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4tSxRkkxr0

 

[Elucifur]

Because they can't be lesbian sausagefests.

Why is it so much fun to go on wi-fi and do Peach's side taunt to annoy people and kill them if they attack me?

 

[OutlawStar]

Because I would really kill you.

Why can`t Ganon use energy balls?

 

[Kinzer]

Same reason he doesn't use his sword.

So what if Charizard doesn't wanna go back, huh?

 

[toon_marth]

Then pokemon trainer (red) gets in a huge argument with charizard about why he should get back in his ball, and respect, and why charizard wants a bigger pokeball and...

Why does Marth not use his tiara as a boomerang? (projectiles yessz!)

 

[finalark]

Because he's afraid that the Links would sue.

Why doesn't Roy have a rocket launcher?

 

[Kinzer]

Who needs a rocket launcher when you have the ph1r3?

What is the ph1r3?

 

[Elucifur]

Opposite to the 1c3.

Why is Mr. Game & Watch black?

 

[Kinzer]

So Nintendo wouldn't get any suits against them for being racist.

Why do I suddenly want to challenge anybody and everybody to a Brawl, and then proceed to touch them in a place or a way that makes them feel uncomfortable?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Well you can't say no homo on(kiding)

Becauce you had a dream about it

Can I have a puppy? please I will pat him and hug him and love him and name him george

 

[Elucifur]

No, your puppy is a girl and wants to be named Gretchen or some other ugly name.

Why did I just notice that Kinzer lives in the same area as me?

 

[Cook Kirby]

Because you're stalking Kinzer, albeit rather badly.

Why wasn't Kevin Rudd included in Brawl?

 

[kamimari36]

Because 36 characters (Not counting duplicates of Poke Trainer, Zelda, etc...)
makes it even. Japan hates even numbers.

Why was Captain Falcon nerfed?

 

[Elucifur]

Because he would be so broken that they would've had to take him out of Brawl. And if they did that, nobody would buy it, and you know Nintendo loves money.

Why is Peach's second jump so short? ;-;

 

[Kinzer]

She's in a dress, I bet if she had her sports (Tennis, Soccer, etc.) outfit, that wouldn't be a problem.

How come the Super Sonic texture hack doesn't have Sonic's quills raised up?

 

[Elucifur]

Because they're slicked down to add speed.

Why do I want to add texture hacks sooo badly? ;-;

 

[Kinzer]

Becauser regular Brawl is dull (although not dull enough to make me want B+) and we need flavor (but VBrawl is good too).

Who is the SnakeKnightKong? Is he that character with 7 jumps and a tornado that spawns grenades all over the map that trip you when you're hit by them?

 

[Elucifur]

No, it's the serpent-simian hybrid wearing a full suit of armor that throws boxes, bananas, peanuts, bombs, while flying around the stage.

Why does Pikachu only have three alternate costumes?

 

[kamimari36]

Because PETA thought Nintendo was cruel to dress up rats and trap them inside pokeballs.

How come my school has forks and spoons, but would save money buying sporks?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

They buy spoons. what forks aren't good enought? they don't have the right to have A Super Powered fork S.P.ork

Are you reading my mind?

 

[Elucifur]

No, you're just thinking out loud.

Why did they couldn't Jigglypuff just keep her old costumes from Melee AND gain new ones in Brawl? ;-;
I liked the princess crown...

 

[Nysyarc]

Because they knew you liked the princess crown obviously, jeez...

Are tiers really for queers?

 

[Kinzer]

No, they're obviously for beers, because it rhymed da****.

If Ike can throw his sword, why wasn't his Side-B a horizontal Aether?

 

[Elucifur]

Because there's no such thing as a horizontal Aether.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhxxnpZo3a8 1:08

Why aren't Rosalina and Midna in Brawl? I'd die happy to see a match consisting of Peach & Rosalina vs. Zelda & Midna. @_@

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

because about no one got what they whated in brawl

If I were A rock what kind of rock would I be?

 

[Kinzer]

Obviously one that can be thrown as a projectile in Smash.

If Claus were his own character, how good would he be?

 

[Cook Kirby]

Devastatingly awesome, because unlike Lucas, he wouldn't continually run away.

If King Dedede's inhale could copy character moves like Kirby's, what would his hats look like?

 

[Kinzer]

Since Dedede is the king, he'll probably collect the severed heads of the characters he swallowed and wear them since he is the king afterall and does as he pleases.

Can you mix smash with Mortal Kombat?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

everyone playing as pichu, in moral smash pichu can drink his foe's blood

what's sonic pointing at?

 

[Cook Kirby]

Only if you like to fail.

Why is Pokemon Trainer's voice yet to break?

 

[Cook Kirby]

Ooooh f**k, someone beat me to it.
@ INSANE CARZY GUY
He's pointing at me, cos I'm an idiot.

Why is Pokemon Trainer's voice yet to break?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

INSANE CARZY GUY is too good man but he is A mute but doesn't want anyone to know(2the Q)

What is the best pink floyd song on wish you were here?