Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Tacel]

He's not a fox. He's a monkey.

What would be the title for the next Super Smash Brothers?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Super Smash Bros. SOLID.

Why is Nephenee not in SSB?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because lances > swords. Meta Knight = Swords; Nephenee = Lances. Nephenee > Meta Knight. Nephenee = GOD TIER.

Why does the MOTHER series have so little representation in Brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

Because Sakurai's dumb.

Why are there only 3-8 females in Brawl? Depends if you count Sheik and Nana as their own characters instead of Zelda/Sheik, Zero Suit Samus/Power Suit Samus, and Ice Climbers. (Yes, I count ZSS and PSS as different characters. Different styles of fighting, and whatnot.) And if you count Ivysaur and Jigglypuff as females.

 

[Clownbot]

Wait, there are males in Brawl?

Why isn't Ho-Oh playable? Wasn't he, like, a shoe-in for Brawl?

 

[Scott!]

He was cut to make room for clones.

How do you unlock Mewtwo in Brawl?

 

[sion_nova]

very carefully

why didnt luigi get the poltergust at all?

 

[MeleeMarioDude]

Because the announcer didn't allow since, he can make a guy sick, with the releasing the dust and all.

Why did the makers of Brawl, replace Mario's epic stealing Zangief move, I MEAN spin attack, with a stupid Crudd I MEAN Fludd?

 

[FastFox]

If Lucario is a dog is Crocadile Dundee a legit counter?

 

[MeleeMarioDude]

You didn't answer the question, so you don't get an answer!

Why did the announcer say Luigi's name in an odd way in brawl?

 

[Clownbot]

Announcer: Luigi!? I thought I took care of you...

Shouldn't Mario be an Assist Trophy? He's nowhere near important enough to be playable.

 

[MeleeMarioDude]

Yes

Why did Luigi buy Flesh color gloves in Melee and Smash 64 when he's in his Green and white costume? (Get the joke)

 

[sion_nova]

because those aren't real gloves...

how did sakurai come up with tabuu? (sorry if i spelled either name wrong)

 

[Clownbot]

(you spelled them both right)

He was once acquainted with a guy who looked just like him.

Why is Mr. Game & Watch so angry?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He's not top tier

Why are tiers for queers?

 

[Tacel]

It's because queers are for tiers.

Why does Mr. Game and Watch give the finger as one of his taunts?

 

[Clownbot]

Because he's so angry all of the time!

Since when is Samus a woman?

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

Since Metroid, duh.

What makes Falcon so manly?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Steroids

Where does Dr. Mario work?

 

[The Dinkoman]

At your local hospital, duh.

Why is Luigi not in top tier?

 

[Clownbot]

Because Sakurai doesn't like the color green.

What makes Jigglypuff so manly?

 

[Tacel]

Her richeous vocals.

What's the next Super Smash going to be called?

 

[Clownbot]

Super Smash Bros. Orgy, then?

What's Snake so afraid of that makes him hide in a box?

 

[Aztec Avenger]

He's afraid to show his small male genitals, which is why he compensates with a rocket launcher as a smash.

Why is Falcon low tier?He's so manly!

 

[Clownbot]

If the game designers gave him the full extent of his powers, the Falcon Punch alone would pretty much destroy our Wii systems.

This is not a joke.

What happened to Roy?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

He was killed by bandits in chapter one.

Why isn't Jigglypuff's hat black with a white ribbon?

 

[Aztec Avenger]

Making it black would take away all that makes Puff so cute and cuddily.

Why didn't they keep Mewtwo?

 

[Clownbot]

His epicness would not only destroy our Wii systems, but the entire fabric of the universe.

Once again, this, I am sorry to say, is not a joke.

After Melee Pichu evolved into Brawl Pikachu, what happened to Melee Pikachu?

 

[Zeruel21]

He was put down due to his old age.

Why isn't Isaac playable in Brawl?

 

[Clownbot]

They cut him for Geno (who I still haven't unlocked )

How do you unlock Geno?

 

[Amalgam]

write your name on the disk with a steak knife.

Why is Meta Knight so darn powerful?

 

[Clownbot]

His blade was crafted from missing fragments of the Master Sword, and sewn together with the beard hair of Chuck Norris.

Where's Dr. Mario?

 

[MojoMan]

pokemon trainer captured him and tied him in his basement.

Why is mewtwo so purple?

 

[Clownbot]

Why is everyone else not so purple?

Why is Pichu so awesome?

 

[smashfan666]

cause he is a cute.

why is dedede so fat

 

[Jonkku]

Because he ate Kirby, who had eaten every other character (He even digested Dr Mario, Pichu, Mewtwo, Roy and Young Link, that's why they're not in Brawl).. That's some calories right there.

How did the Fighting Polygons evolve into Fighting Wireframes?

 

[Elucifur]

Happiness and reaching level 50.

How do the platforms stay suspended in the air?

 

[MPH Deku]

Dark matter. Obviously.

Why can't I have a fight between Kirby and Starfy? ;___:

 

[smashfan666]

cause kirby ate him.

would stitch have made a good assist trophy for brawl

 

[Elucifur]

No, he's too cute and fluffy.

...What if Fassad was a boss in Subspace Emmisary?