Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Kinzer]

I think the better question would be, why hasn't Pit's voice break yet?

Was that really a better question to ask?

Edit: Shoot.

Errr, @ ICG, I wouldn't be able to tell you, but maybe Pink Floyd could answer your question.

 

[Jash]

Since Falco doesn't have lips, can he still whistle?

 

[Elucifur]

If he could, he wouldn't be able to anyway. He's always too busy eating bread.

This question got me thinking... "If Claus were his own character, how good would he be?"
If any of the other princesses (Daisy, Rosalina, Midna) were in, what would they be like?

 

[animeyoshi98]

they would have the same move set as peach and zelda

why isnt waluigi in brawl

 

[Cook Kirby]

Cos he's busy contemplating art at an art museum.

If Master Hand and Crazy Hand were brothers, who would their father be?

 

[Elucifur]

Sakurai.

Who would their mother be?

 

[finalark]

Sakurai's wife.

Why isn't Marth female?

 

[Elucifur]

Because then fanboys/fangirls couldn't write fanfiction with him and other guys and still have the same effect.

Why are there no other Fire Emblem classes other than Lord in Brawl?

 

[sion_nova]

because no one cares enough about the other random meat shields
(however ike has no friends to fight for in brawl cuz their not there...)

why does ganondorf have the same moveset as captain falcon?

 

[Elucifur]

So people will think he's almost as good as Captain Falcon.

Why won't Wolf let you do that, Star Fox?

 

[sion_nova]

cuz he's an arbitrary rival/bad guy

why cant mewtwo stay in smash bros?

 

[Kazz@]

Cuz kirby ate him.

Why do people do ATs?

 

[Elucifur]

Because they all failed their SATs.

Why do black and white turn to gray when I try making textures in PhotoShop? ;-;

 

[sion_nova]

because the solution to racism jokes is fusion

why are you too slow?

 

[M.K]

Because in general, Americans lead a sedentary and overall lethargic and lax lifestyle.....oh, and Sonic ***** me and took my speed.

What would happen if Mario was gay?

 

[Elucifur]

Then he'd have to rescue Prince Peach, Marth's long lost blonde, pink-clad twin. (Holy ****, that just gave me an idea for a texture.)

What would Link say if he could speak?

 

[AranOcean]

He would attempt to say something, only to gain permanent laryngitis.

Spoiler

Sux to be him.

Why did the Falco cross the road?

 

[sion_nova]

because even though he prefers the air he's to dumb to actually fly

where does peach REALLY get those turnips and toads from?

 

[Nysyarc]

You don't wanna know.

Why are Snake and Sonic in Brawl?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Sega and Konami paid big bucks

If Kirby could get a power from himself what would it be?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Sucking.

What material makes up Jigglypuff's white hat?

 

[sion_nova]

souls

why does wolf have an eye patch?

 

[Kinzer]

He's a space pirate.

Does that mean that Pirate Ship is a good Wolf stage?

 

[Scott!]

Only on Tuesdays.

Why does Marth's sword have its super tip?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

He makes this tip stronger to make up for another *shot*.

Why is it less dramatic when Fox fires his lazahs?

 

[A~Kid/ToonethLinkage]

Why is Toon Link so awesome?

 

[Elucifur]

^ You didn't answer jigglyppuff8's question.

He's awesome because he's blonde.

Why are Yoshi's eggs green no matter what color he is?

 

[Kinzer]

I think it has something to do with Green Eggs & Ham.

JP8, just so you don't feel left out, I believe that is because the shots don't do over 9,000 damage *shot*.

Would Major League Gaming have Brawl in their line-up if we allowed Ray Guns for competitive standard play?

 

[Tacel]

Two words.
Yes.

What wasn't Baby Bowser in Brawl?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

A playable character.

Why is the pizza as big as a chocolate barl in Smash?

 

[Tacel]

Bear traps.

Why do I go on Forum Games so much?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because that question had nothing to do with Smash Bros.

Why doesn't Chansey come out of the Pokeball in Brawl?

 

[peregrine monkey]

Because when I played Ganondorf in Melee I beat her up so much she ran away crying.

Why does the smart bomb explode if it's so intelligent? It should know not to.

 

[StinkomanFan]

More intelligence=Less happiness

Why's the smart bomb sad?

 

[peregrine monkey]

Because he explodes all the time. Duh. (C wut I did thar? Circular logic ftw.)

Why is Pichu God tier in Barwl?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Because everyone else was nerfed in Barwl

Who's Mario dating?

 

[peregrine monkey]

Birdo.

Is Dedede's hammer really made of foam?

 

[sion_nova]

no, its made of the remains of his dead soldiers

why should we "prepare ourselves?"

 

[Elucifur]

Because Ike will...

...show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

Etc etc.

Who do Pikachu and Jigglypuff belong to if they come out of Pokeballs as their onscreen entrance thingy?

 

[teeman92]

Because Ike will...

...show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

Etc etc.

Who do Pikachu and Jigglypuff belong to if they come out of Pokeballs as their onscreen entrance thingy?

They belong to the platform they come from

how can fox(melee) show expressions on his face? he cant even smile