Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Fuelbi]

rainbow color.

why cant we all accept gay people as normal people in our society

 

[UberMario]

Because they're not part of the Smash Bros. roster.

Who was banned from the roster?

 

[Jonkku]

Gay people, apparently.

But why? Freaking homophobe Sakurai.

 

[Elucifur]

He's not a homophobe. Ike's there, isn't he?

Do you need me to explain?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Yes.

Why does Marth wear a tiara?

 

[Elucifur]

Ike is the only main male character in Fire Emblem that doesn't have a game ending where he ends up with a woman.

Spoiler

Plus I love the RanulfxIke pairing.

Marth wears it because his sister, Elice, went missing and keeps it as a keepsake.

Why don't the kings (Ganondorf, Dedede, & Bowser) wear crowns?

 

[sammy p]

because theyre idiots who never take ovr anything anyways!

why do people hate jigglypuff so much?? (ok be brutal)

 

[Shadow13]

Because we could have had a cool pokemon instead.
Why does Yoshi team up with Link in the SSE instead of Mario or Luigi?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He's sick of being ridden

What if they made a remake of Les Misrables using the smashers?

 

[UberMario]

All the copies would have to be recyclable.

What if Kongo Jungle (Melee) was in Brawl and this song was available for it?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

That would be awesome.

Why would that song be the theme for Kongo Jungle (Melee)?

 

[UberMario]

They're both water and jungle related, and it seems just wrong to be on Rumble Falls or Jungle Japes.

Is that good enough?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No.

If that's not good enough, what is?

 

[StinkomanFan]

The Goonies [/cindy lauper]

Why is Lucario neglegted by the Pokemon Trainer?

 

[smashfan666]

rawrwut?

*lolwut?*

reghrawtgh gregh rawr.

*why come olimar can only have up to 6 pikmin in brawl*

 

[StinkomanFan]

lolwut

lolwut?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because I ate a watermelon.

Can you name the city with Big Ben?

 

[StinkomanFan]

lolno

Seriously, Why did PT neglect Lucaio?

 

[Elucifur]

Because Red isn't Lucario's trainer.

How can the royalty just leave their kingdoms unattended while they fight in Smash Bros.?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because they have unnamed stewards.

Why Red not Lucario's trainer?

 

[Elucifur]

Lucario belongs to Sir Aaron. Watch the movie.

Why aren't there any axe users from Fire Emblem?

 

[UberMario]

Because Bowser has a hatred of axes and threatened Sakurai.

How come Bowser doesn't have his own stage already?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He does.

Haven't you unlocked it?

 

[UberMario]

No, but I was the architect.

Why would Bowser hire me?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Mario always beats him and you're the Uber version.

Why are you UberMario, UberMario?

 

[UberMario]

Because if Bowser can become Giga Bowser, Super Mario can become Uber Mario.

What would Uber Mario look like if he had Giga Bowser's job?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Very very scary

What would happen if Weegee had Giga Bowser's job?

 

[sammy p]

hed screw it up. simple as that! lol

what would happen if giga bowser had Weegee's job?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Everyone would turn into giga bowser the time they looked at him.

Why does Weegee scare children?

 

[UberMario]

He hates the king

Was it over 9000?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yes, but not Smash related

Why does Ruto hate Link one dungeon, and love him the next?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he's Link.

What isn't over Девять тысяч?

 

[smashfan666]

erm...

why doesn't anyone watch that "Tails and his GBA" series anymore?

 

[Shadow13]

Because they are playing Brawl instead.
Why doesn't Bowser use his Clown Flying-thing for matches?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because that would seriously be an overpowered recovery.

Why isn't Luigi's final smash the Weegee stare?

 

[Shadow13]

Because Sakurai thought that Luigi dancing and spreading drugs into the air was better.
How come we can't attack PT himself?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because the PT is a wuss and makes his friends fight for him.

Speaking of which, why does Ike fight for his friends?

 

[sammy p]

who know. hes wierd! lol
why does pit FS have to be such a stupid idea????

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he can be annoying at times.

Who would win: Melee Captain Falcon or Meta Knight?

 

[sammy p]

duh!! when ya know a move like falcon PAWNCH, its kinda hard to lose!! lol

does anyone really like bowser that much?