Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[UberMario]

To emit radio waves that kill.

What is Stinko's interpretation of *********************************?

 

[StinkomanFan]

A balding father figure

Was that anticlimactic?

 

[UberMario]

As much as your misspelling of "theoretically."

What's climactic about a clash?

 

[smashfan666]

all teh explosions!

why does snake NOT LIKE SONIC?! *thunder&lightning*

 

[Tacel]

Snake knows that he's faster than Sonic (and he is).

Why isn't this the Smash symbol:

 

[UberMario]

Master Hand was cooking and Crazy Hand was bringing over a plate of china.
He had the sudden urge to twitch (while creating clouds of dust) and thus dropped the piece of china.
Thus the symbol was born!

Was that stupid or what for Smash?

 

[smashfan666]

if by "stupid" ya mean totally hilarious.

why is R.O.B. in mario kart DS?

 

[Shadow13]

So people would know who he is for Brawl.
Why does Snake use explosives for close range fighting?

 

[UberMario]

He got dumped by Ling and wants to take himself out.

Why does Snake say "Mmmmm TASTY!"?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because his dad Big Boss said that in MGS3 and stuff like that just runs in the family.

Is Mario's gloves Master and Crazy Hands?

 

[Clownbot]

No, they're Mickey Mouse's. >_>

What is Ganon up to?

 

[Shadow13]

Making a deal with Bowser so he will help him kill Link for good.
Why is Snake only hurt by some of his own explosives?

 

[UberMario]

Some of them are actually bouts of gas.

How come the Peach Bomber is no longer explosive?

 

[Jonkku]

Because Captain Falcon wanted to become Captain Planet, so someone needed heart related attacks.

Why would Falcon want to do that?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Because he'd become 2 memes at once

Who has the Earth and Wind powers?

 

[UberMario]

Olimar and Wario.

Is Wario's wind scary?

 

[MPH Deku]

No, just disgusting.

Water's Mario and fire's Bowser, amirite?

 

[UberMario]

Yeah.

Peach is kindenss, Kirby's food, Luigi's Space-Time Continuum, am I right?

 

[Shadow13]

No, Kirby is fluffiness, but the other two are right.
Why does Link never talk?

 

[smashfan666]

a fly launched into his voicebox.

why can't tabuu leave subspace?

 

[Clownbot]

Because he can't find a babysitter for Master Hand.

How do I get to Candied Island in LoZ: Wind Waker?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You have to sweet talk Ganon

Why does Kirby suck?

 

[Tacel]

Pun intended?
He/she/pretzel thought that if he/she/bread sucked in a bad way and with his/her/gum's mouth, that he'd/she'd/tuna'd be able to suck in more enemies at once.

Why is Wolf so awesome?

 

[Clownbot]

Because-- "Playtime's over, Star Fox!"

OH SHI-

Do you know that Mario is the Muffin Man?

 

[UberMario]

Yeah, he makes them in his toasters that toast toast.

Who bothers to toast toast that is toasted already because toasted toast is actually toasted toasty bread?

 

[Clownbot]

Mario.

*looks at Frown and Uber's avatars*

What's up with Mario and Luigi wearing wacky sunglasses?

 

[MPH Deku]

They're the Blues Brothers now.

Does Clownbot's low self-esteem prevent him from playing SSBB well?

 

[Luxor]

No, but Meta Knight does.

Why did Meta Knight become homosexual anyway?

 

[MPH Deku]

Uh...who's Meta Knight gay for, again?

 

[Tacel]

He didn't.
*Awkward silence*
...
*Taps fingers on desk*

Anywayssssss... why doesn't Lucario's Up-B deal damage?

EDIT: Holy. Crap. Stop. Ninja'ing. Me. MPH_G&W.

 

[Clownbot]

WARNING. THIS POST CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF FAIL.

Because ExtremeSpeed doesn't deal any damage in the Pokemon games. (...Right?)

Why can't Mewtwo just kill everyone like he did in Mewtwo's Return and be done with it?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because his mother told him that was wrong.

And besides, isn't he isolated on a mountaintop with all the clone pokemans?

 

[Tacel]

No. Roy is.

Why isn't Roy a Fire Emblem character?

 

[smashfan666]

he decided for water emblem instead.

why doesn't king dedede eat kirby and just keep him there

 

[Shadow13]

Kriby may look like a marshmellow, but he taste like fly food.
What happens to characters that leave the roster?

 

[StinkomanFan]

They become truckers

What do they haul?

 

[MPH Deku]

Items that were taken out.

Why wasn't Megaman in brawl?

 

[smashfan666]

greru, greghragregh blyayargh.

ghleghgh gleg uregtargarghreghrugh?

*he thought it was stupid, and thought it should die,

is it weird how roy was in melee before it was his first non-smash bros. north american release?*

 

[Clownbot]

Marth was Japan-only until after Brawl, so...

Olimar is pretty pimpin', ain't he?

 

[UberMario]

******* fail to do so.

Mario's got an Enzo Ferrari, what color is it?