Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[OutlawStar]

Yes, but they are kids who punch walls.

What the heck happened to Big League Chew?

 

[sammy p]

... well... i can still get it!! lol its always at my littl bros ballgames!! hahah

do you think mario wud ever just consider letting bowser have peach from time to time. itd sure save him a HECK of a lot of trouble

 

[OutlawStar]

Yes, Bowser actually does nothing to Peach, he is just desperate for Mario's attention.

Why is there no Kirby Air ride 2?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because the first one didn't sell very well.

What happens when a Falcon Punch and a Warlock punch collide?

 

[OutlawStar]

Bruce Lee is born.

Why am I wearing plaid boxers?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because they're comfortable.

Why did Bruce Lee die?

 

[OutlawStar]

I heard he had a strange reaction to a painkiller or something like that.

Why is Colin Mochrie so cool?

 

[smashfan666]

you guys are going WAY off topic

what if the rumor about sonic and tails being in melee was TRUE?!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then the cake is a lie.

Was the rumor about Snake in Melee true?

 

[smashfan666]

THE SNAKE IS A LIE!

when will megaman be in a smash bros. game?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Later.

Will the Master Chief be in a Super Smash Bros game?

 

[smashfan666]

no, he has to make a paper tank.

will tails be in the next smash bros. game?

 

[Elucifur]

Only if they take Sonic out. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE.

Which other females are going to join the Smash Bros. series?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Meryl from MGS

Does Smash really need a bigger roster?

 

[Elucifur]

Yes.

Does anyone actually want Sonic in the Smash Bros. series?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Just SF666

Why is Dedede so fat?

 

[UberMario]

When you can eat things the size of elephants it comes natural.

Where does DeDeDe pull Waddle Dees out of?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

When you eat things the size of elephants, your waste seems to be amazingly life-like!

Why are they called Waddle Dees?

 

[Jonkku]

Because they waddle, and they serve Dedede..

But why are the other's called Waddle Doos, then?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because they come from his...

Where do the spineys come from?

 

[UberMario]

The moon.

How does anyone fit in an AT?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

They can't.

Wait, what is an AT?

 

[UberMario]

Assist Trophy.

Wasn't that obvious?

 

[Jonkku]

No.

Can't AT be confused with Advanced Technique?

 

[UberMario]

No, becuase you can't fit in an Advanced Technique.

Can someone disprove this?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Yes: your main fits into certain advanced techniques.

Am I right?

 

[Clownbot]

No...?

If Captain Falcon runs at 2 miles per min., and the Falcon Flyer goes at 110 MPH, which one goes faster?

 

[Tacel]

Divide by zero to find the answer.

Why isn't the Great Deku Tree a playable character?

 

[Clownbot]

Because he was too old.

Does that mean all the retro characters and Snake will be cut from SSB4?

 

[UberMario]

Snake yes, retro characters no because they drink from the fountain of youth.

Should my avatar be Mario's new FS?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

No.

Why aren't I in a Smash game?

 

[Tacel]

Because you're too solid.

Why?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Because I'm ****ing pimpalicious.

Why isn't that a word in the dictionary?

 

[Elucifur]

Don't know, don't care. Not Smash Bros. related.

Why don't the Ice Climbers go, "We're blasting off agaaaiiin!" when they get sent flying off the screen?

 

[Tacel]

They has vocal cord surgery that went terribly wrong.

Who was the surgeon?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Dammit Ninjad.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Mario

Where'd Dr. Mario get his degree?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Nobody knows.

Wouldn't it be bad if Mario randomly gave pills to everyone?

 

[UberMario]

He already does, look at his games.

Why do his pills only harm, not give out realistic effects?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then they would be just as harmful if the person is just healthy.

Why is your avatar wearing sunglasses?